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I'm the lonely kid who went on a magical adventure in a fantasy land, but was sent back home after the adventure, never to see my new friends again. My life is now incredibly dull and boring. The only reason I cling to this mortal coil is the futile dream that I can one day return to the place where I was special and my life had meaning. Also, I developed strange sexual fetishes due to the sexy female cartoon frog.
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Apr 13, 2016 01:52
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That Robot posted:wow that would be a terrible movie Well you can be the squirrel guy or the girl or you can make up your own cartoon situation. This is sort of the whole milieu of "cartoon animal/smurf/barbarian comes to New York and turns the life of an ordinary person upside down"
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Apr 13, 2016 02:01
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is there a movie where this happens but instead of a wacky adventure it's actually just the main character's descent into madness?
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Apr 13, 2016 02:07
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Pitdragon posted:is there a movie where this happens but instead of a wacky adventure it's actually just the main character's descent into madness? Brazil.
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Apr 13, 2016 02:09
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Applewhite posted:Well you can be the squirrel guy or the girl or you can make up your own cartoon situation. This is sort of the whole milieu of "cartoon animal/smurf/barbarian comes to New York and turns the life of an ordinary person upside down" can they get high w/ the squirrels?
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Apr 13, 2016 02:09
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Cool world, total recall, fight club, Garfield
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Apr 13, 2016 02:09
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"my life" (said in borat voice) "is very much similar to a cartoon" (last part said in regular, non-borat voice)
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Apr 13, 2016 02:31
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No, wait, this was supposed to be a serious meeting! Why is this up tempo 80s rap song playing? Oh no, the cat and penguin are dancing! So is the cute guy I've had a crush on but have always been too shy to approach! Now I'll never finish my presentation... I do not need to "loosen up and live a little". And don't call me "sister".
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Apr 13, 2016 04:39
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IShallRiseAgain posted:I'm the lonely kid who went on a magical adventure in a fantasy land, but was sent back home after the adventure, never to see my new friends again. My life is now incredibly dull and boring. The only reason I cling to this mortal coil is the futile dream that I can one day return to the place where I was special and my life had meaning. Yeah I wondered what happened to the kid in Page master as well.
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Apr 13, 2016 05:17
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Rutibex posted:there is only one thing to be done with filthy toons 
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Apr 13, 2016 06:11
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You come home from work and there are pinkberry cups everywhere
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Apr 13, 2016 06:55
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Booblord Zagats posted:*Takes talking squirrels and puts them in a nice doll house with furniture*
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Apr 13, 2016 06:59
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Zany hijinks. Why did it have to be zany hijinks?
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Apr 13, 2016 12:16
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Applewhite outs himself as a script writer for Zootopia 2: Furlectric Boogaloo
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Apr 13, 2016 12:25
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*fucks one of 'em*
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Apr 13, 2016 13:58
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Hi, I'm the goony photographer guy obsessed with getting photographic evidence of the cartoon animals. I'll be the guy trying to break into apartments and falling off of balconies into dumpsters. I'll serve as a comedy antagonist until I get bullied into helping the main character!
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Apr 13, 2016 14:29
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help I know nothing about taking care about cartoon squirrels!! *they die from neglect*
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Apr 13, 2016 14:33
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Now I'm the one in trouble! It's time for the cartoon squirrels to get serious and mount a rescue. They've been totally incompetent for even the most basic tasks up to this point, but now they're all dressed up in tiny commando suits and improvised squirrel weapons and they look serious, so maybe they'll pull it off.
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Apr 13, 2016 14:42
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*the rambunctious leader gives me a farewell hug and slowly disappears from the wharf pier as the anti psychotics kick in* - A FILM BY VVVV Good Point, I'll edit my post VVVV ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD fucked around with this message at 14:59 on Apr 13, 2016 |
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Apr 13, 2016 14:46
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If the squirrels are only hallucinations, then who broke me out of that prison cell?
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Apr 13, 2016 14:48
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Applewhite posted:If the squirrels are only hallucinations, then who broke me out of that prison cell? It's like the ending of brazil, the entire last half hour was your last living moments after you were brutally executed by the state.
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Apr 13, 2016 15:07
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I'm the A-list actor making a cameo as the state executioner to fuel his crippling drug addiction. "Looks like that guy was a little nuts."
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Apr 13, 2016 15:11
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Libelous Slander posted:It's like the ending of brazil, the entire last half hour was your last living moments after you were brutally executed by the state. The guy at the end of Brazil didn't die, he just was catatonic.
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Apr 13, 2016 15:17
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Squirrels?! I.. uh... *pisses self*
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Apr 13, 2016 15:22
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:*fucks one of 'em* Uh oh, the female cousin came over to visit, and has big honkers. On top of that, she's taken a liking to you! What will you do NOW?!
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Apr 13, 2016 15:25
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You're right, Cat and Penguin, a trip to Hawaii was exactly what I needed to relax and "cool my jets" after the big blow up at the fashion magazine meeting. I'll just sit on the beach with a mai tai and enjoy the sun. Surely nothing wacky or weird will happen, even if you two are wearing lais and hula skirts. Oh no! Who's that goofy looking fellow, and why does he have three squirrels on the plane with him?
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Apr 13, 2016 15:29
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These squirrels have taught me an important lesson in letting go of all the hollow status quo things in my life and learning to just have fun and be true to myself! * Votes Trump * 
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Apr 13, 2016 15:29
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Wicker Man posted:Uh oh, the female cousin came over to visit, and has big honkers. On top of that, she's taken a liking to you! call the goddamn five-o
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Apr 13, 2016 17:50
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has no one really thought of poisoning them and then getting normal looking counterparts as stand-ins what the gently caress is wrong with all of you
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Apr 13, 2016 18:00
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I'm sure that if I go to Hawaii to explain to my ex-girlfriend why she shouldn't marry that hot guy from her office, she'll abandon the expensive destination wedding his parents paid for and get back together with me instead. And who better than my three squirrely pals to sabotage that jerk and make sure he keeps looking bad in front of her? But, wait, who's that lady with the cat and penguin walking off with my suitcase! Without my lucky tuxedo, things are sure to go wrong! Oh no!
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Apr 13, 2016 19:01
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I'm the respectable business man in a dapper suit and shades from ToonCo just trying to collect his company's property from the thieving OP.
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Apr 13, 2016 22:43
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i am the cartoonist that you eventually seek out and when i meet my creations for the first time i cry because i am sad and lonely and never had children and its played off as sweet but its really kinda creepy in a way
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Apr 13, 2016 23:00
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Guys, Rainbow Dash just pissed on the floor. AGAIN. What do I do?
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Apr 13, 2016 23:18
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*looks down at wet pants* yes... yes that's who did it
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Apr 13, 2016 23:22
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Bundle of Keys posted:Guys, Rainbow Dash just pissed on the floor. AGAIN. What do I do? Pls do not quote from my fanfic without my permission.
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Apr 14, 2016 00:19
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That cute girl from across the hall with the big boobs and short skirt gasps suddenly, leaning down to pet the cartoon squirrels. "Oh my gosh they're soooo cute!" I try not to stare directly into her cleavage and look at the camera with one brow raised. "Yeah, I'm starting to think maybe they aren't so bad after all!"
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Apr 14, 2016 02:12
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In Hawaii we meet some bizarrely sexualized female squirrels that each match the temperament, personality, and general appearance of your squirrels. They will haughtily one-up yours in several instances while remaining aloof to the fact that your animals are both jealous of and attracted to them. Eventually however they will become helpless as the same guy who kidnapped your squirrels previously kidnaps these ones and you have to go save them.
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Apr 14, 2016 02:59
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poisonpill posted:In Hawaii we meet some bizarrely sexualized female squirrels that each match the temperament, personality, and general appearance of your squirrels. They will haughtily one-up yours in several instances while remaining aloof to the fact that your animals are both jealous of and attracted to them. Eventually however they will become helpless as the same guy who kidnapped your squirrels previously kidnaps these ones and you have to go save them. this seems highly implausible
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Apr 14, 2016 03:11
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poisonpill posted:In Hawaii we meet some bizarrely sexualized female squirrels that each match the temperament, personality, and general appearance of your squirrels. They will haughtily one-up yours in several instances while remaining aloof to the fact that your animals are both jealous of and attracted to them. Eventually however they will become helpless as the same guy who kidnapped your squirrels previously kidnaps these ones and you have to go save them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwwmhcGbvt0 Audience target: 6-10 year olds.
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Apr 14, 2016 03:31
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"But how the hell can we make them relatable to young, bullied girls?" "Have the chipettes win a dance contest against 3 alpha bitches while the whole club cheers them on" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrrD1KSqXJE
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Apr 14, 2016 03:35
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