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 Is there anything grosser than old people having sex? Yet they continue to do it well into their 80's, 90's despite of how gross society thinks it is. I cant imagine myself as an elderly wanting to bonk another ambulatory skellington, can you? when will you stop? when will the nightmare end?
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loving Old People is Good
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Apr 13, 2016 19:05
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If you have sex after 30, you are disgusting. Act your age!
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Apr 13, 2016 19:05
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i think it would be cool to be banging 25 year olds well into my 70's
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Apr 13, 2016 19:05
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your grandparents are having sex
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Apr 13, 2016 19:06
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I suspect they're like the rest of us and they just imagine their partner is hot and do it with the lights off.
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Apr 13, 2016 19:06
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retirement homes are STD cesspools, which is loving hilarious when you stop and think about it.
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Apr 13, 2016 19:07
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I overheard my grandfather asking his doctor if he could be on different medication, because it was affecting his erections Apparently my 75 year old grandfather didn't need boner pills. 
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Apr 13, 2016 19:08
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stop trying to get me away from your mom op, it's not gonna happen
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Apr 13, 2016 19:09
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Who doesn't love the G-MILFs?
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Apr 13, 2016 19:09
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satanic splash-back posted:loving Old People is Good 
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Apr 13, 2016 19:12
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the more years in the rear, the more cum in the bum
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Apr 13, 2016 19:16
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Mozi posted:the more years in the rear, the more cum in the bum Wanna get this as a wall decal so I can hang it up next to my "Live. Laugh. Love" wall art
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Apr 13, 2016 19:19
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I too cannot imagine being so in love
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Apr 13, 2016 19:22
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I was born too old to be doing it, op
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Apr 13, 2016 19:22
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:I too cannot imagine being so in love 
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Apr 13, 2016 19:27
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she feels his flappy, spittle-encrusted lips, upon her face unbidden, and remembers that reader's digest article about how cooties are at epidemic levels in the elder community
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Apr 13, 2016 19:30
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Would, Would, Would, Would
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Apr 13, 2016 19:31
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Business Gorillas posted:i think it would be cool to be banging 25 year olds well into my 70's True story. Once you hit your 30's it gets exponentially easier to bang 20 year olds with each passing year because you have money and stuff. The dual benefits are, A: Pissing off generation Y dudes who can't get laid. B: Finding girls in their 20's really annoying, so you can maintain a guilt free high turnover rate.
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Apr 13, 2016 19:31
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When your old wifey removes her dentures sexily you know you're in for a wild ride Toothless bjs
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Apr 13, 2016 19:33
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Cuckoo posted:When your old wifey removes her dentures sexily you know you're in for a wild ride I'm so close...
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Apr 13, 2016 19:39
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Cuckoo posted:When your old wifey removes her dentures sexily you know you're in for a wild ride Gummers
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Apr 13, 2016 19:44
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Apr 13, 2016 19:48
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Apr 13, 2016 19:53
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you know this old broad the kinda bitch to fling the controller around the room while tryna steer in Forza loving smdh tbh
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Apr 13, 2016 19:54
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they're clearly playing Mario Kart Double Dash in co-op mode.
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Apr 13, 2016 20:00
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Airborne Viking posted:your grandparents are having sex I hope not. They've been dead for over 25 years. Gives all new meaning to the term "boning". Serious answer, if you can find an able and willing partner, there is no "too old".
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Apr 13, 2016 20:00
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I realize that Love Knows no Age limit, but I guess part of my post was about could you imagine yourself being old and doing it. I really cant. Hell I'm 41 and starting to feel that I am too old. I have varicose veins on my ankles, its gross, i'm gross.
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Apr 13, 2016 20:11
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Did anyone say... 69? 
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Apr 13, 2016 20:12
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I would be remiss in my duty, if I did not tell you, that the idea of... intercourse - your firm, young... body... comingling with... withered flesh... sagging breasts... flabby b-b-buttocks... makes me want... to vomit
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Apr 13, 2016 20:15
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Did anyone say... 69? dude nice
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Apr 13, 2016 20:17
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Airborne Viking posted:Apparently my 75 year old grandfather didn't need boner pills.
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Apr 13, 2016 20:21
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Once overheard a woman ask an old couple how long they had been married, to which they replied 60 years. She asked what their secret was, and the old man said, with a wry smile, "I get what I want when I want three times a day!"
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Apr 13, 2016 20:24
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just imagine, all that cum. imagine how big a bucket it would fill up
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Apr 13, 2016 20:25
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i would have posted sooner if i knew this thread was about gamecube nintendo
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Apr 13, 2016 20:35
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Mozi posted:just imagine, all that cum. imagine how big a bucket it would fill up cum is traditionally stored in two liters, shoeboxes, or reusable cumsocks. "cum bucket" is actually a purely metaphorical term denoting op's mom
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Apr 13, 2016 20:51
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twenty three
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Apr 13, 2016 21:16
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MiracleWhale posted:cum is traditionally stored in two liters, shoeboxes, or reusable cumsocks. "cum bucket" is actually a purely metaphorical term denoting op's mom you are neglecting the classic "jar with a MLP figure in it"
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Apr 13, 2016 21:18
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sout posted:dude nice Haha. 
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Apr 13, 2016 21:28
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GRANNY SUGASLUTZZ posted:Once overheard a woman ask an old couple how long they had been married, to which they replied 60 years. She asked what their secret was, and the old man said, with a wry smile, "I get what I want when I want three times a day!" Does he mean food?
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