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if feng shui or raunchbottom leads you to keep the bathroom door closed in your home when it is not in use, you are more foolish than i dared conceive. to whit: - such a policy leads people to attempt to open the bathroom door while it's occupied. if you don't lock the door, they'll stumble in upon you and your shame. if you do, it will be weeks before anyone discovers your body - stankbutt particles should be encouraged to diffuse into the air. the poo poo miasma that results from your garbage diet and ibs is barely even detectable at concentrations under 1.15 ppm - what're people supposed to do, knock on the door like the grim reaper come to collect my soul while i cringe on the toilet, locked in, surrounded on all sides, agoraphobia or maybe it's the other one triggering a panic attack / seizure that leads me to shatter the porcelain throne and now a geyser of water is spurting from the wall and the water levels are rising, with the god drat door closed its like I'm trapped in a goldfish bowl, I swim to the surface and desperately try to draw in labored breaths from the tiny pocket of air that remains, sinking into a watery grave, and through my rapidly fading vision I can't help but notice that the entire roll of toilet paper is fycking soaked, thanks alot!!!! why you do it?!?!!??!?
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It brings me good luck op, do you not want me to have good luck?
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When my bathroom door is shut you can look above and check if the light's on. I'm sorry your bathroom has such a lovely design OP.
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this may be a problem considering i live in a dorm
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like...all the time? even when im....you know....
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Dresh posted:When my bathroom door is shut you can look above and check if the light's on. I'm sorry your bathroom has such a lovely design OP. lol what you don't have any wall above the picture rail? You're a filthy poor, no-wall-above-the-picture-rail guy. Say hi to the tropopause for me
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numberoneposter posted:like...all the time? even when im....you know.... if you're shy about it you can always just livestream on twitch for minimal eye contact
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MiracleWhale posted:if you're shy about it you can always just livestream on twitch for minimal eye contact how you gonna make $$$$ on either of those??? please...its all about the cam sites. poopyboy69 btw
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if i buy you something from your amazon wish list will you go facing the tank? <unzips pants>
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this is kind of grossing me out and i think you should close this thread
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keep the keep the bathroom door open thread open
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When I'm home alone I don't even shut the bathroom door to take a poo poo. But then the cat comes in and just stares at me while I'm droppin' lava in the toilet.
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have you ever shamelessly watched the cat take a dumper in their catbox??? whats the diff.
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not badfor a :regd15:
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im pooping! posted:not badfor a :regd15: manbabbies now
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numberoneposter posted:keep the bathroom door open thread open
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My cat also has her restroom in my restroom and one time I took a long poop and when I opened the door, she ran in super quick and jumped right on on to the litter box. I know that feeling so from then on I vowed never to close the door all the way
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same and sometimes my cat whines piteously when i got amblin bowel
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this thread reminds me of a bathroom
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(with a toilet in it)
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yeah because it stinks! lol
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*girl is taking wayyy to long of a shower* WATER AINT FREE YA KNOW!!!!
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I have a window in the bathroom so I just wave the turd particles outside into the wind. It's my neighbors problem, not mine.
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Is this like when I found out that garbage compactors aren't a standard feature in houses and that some people don't have dishwashers because I thought every bathroom had a fan thingy in the ceiling that vented outside for poop odors and shower humidity.
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close the bathroom door you goony slobs, what were you born in a barn?
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haven 't you people ever heard of closing the bathroom door
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Oh Don Piano posted:haven 't you people ever heard of closing the bathroom door
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symbolic posted:i take shits not tragedies i literally shat earlier today, looked at it and called it a travesty lol
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Oh Don Piano posted:haven 't you people ever heard of closing the bathroom door
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Living alone owns. I keep all other people out of my space at all times. My bathroom door is eternally open EVEN WHEN I'M IN THERE because there is nobody else around ever to witness my naked body or disgusting human waste elimination processes. I prance around nude and sometimes just swing my dick around in a circle for the pure joy of it. Every dude should have his own dude stuff room for similar activities but my whole place is my dude room! Live free, live alone. PS. Put clothes on for cooking.
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Nathilus posted:PS. Put clothes on for cooking.
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a hole-y ghost posted:But they'll get dirty Better than grease spatters on your pecker.
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Nathilus posted:Better than grease spatters on your pecker.
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a hole-y ghost posted:showers after dinner dude I'm a goon I don't care about cleanliness. I'm saying it fuckin hurts. Duh.
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Nathilus posted:I'm saying it fuckin hurts. Duh. 
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