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Shithouse Dave posted:there's a bar doing an "ink and drinks" party this weekend with free tattoos drawn by lottery. I'm gonna end up in this thread. This sounds like a ridiculously horrible idea on so many levels.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2016 02:18 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 06:02 |
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Krampus Grewcock posted:
*tsk* Such language! What would Jesus say?
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# ¿ May 11, 2016 01:10 |
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Thin Privilege posted:Did somebody say offensive These are probably people who will brag to you about being 1/16th Cherokee. Postal Parcel posted:e: To stay on topic Meh. Lightweight. Technically this is ridiculously well done, but I just don't understand why.
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# ¿ May 13, 2016 00:49 |
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Well, at least it's spelled correctly.
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# ¿ May 16, 2016 02:54 |
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You know, the only good thing about scalp tattoos is that at least you can grow your hair back and cover them when you realize what a horrible mistake you've made.
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# ¿ May 18, 2016 01:38 |
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Sweet Jesus, that has GOT to be child abuse.
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# ¿ May 18, 2016 02:04 |
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Truer words were never Edit: A gallery of watercolor tattoos, which will all look terrible within three years: http://imgur.com/gallery/tcGv0 Zamboni Rodeo has a new favorite as of 10:57 on May 21, 2016 |
# ¿ May 21, 2016 10:26 |
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Fred Durst?
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# ¿ May 29, 2016 17:36 |
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MorgaineDax posted:I drive by the sketchiest looking tattoo shop every day, and I finally looked it up on Facebook. So glad I did. Your post reminded me of a shop in my town. It originally started out as a t-shirt shop (think something along the lines of Spencers or a less goth Hot Topic) that offered tatts and body piercing on the side, and eventually they did away with the t-shirt poo poo and stuck to the body mods. They probably would have been better off sticking with the t-shirts.
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 01:08 |
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moerketid posted:One from a local tattooer. Ya know, if you're going to have an artist working that close to your ladybits, you may wanna consider doing some trimming first.
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 21:06 |
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dpack_1 posted:As a studio owner myself I just had to check out this place, I mean with a premises as inviting as that it has to have some gold right: I dunno, that's an okay flowe -- oh. It's a fish. Never mind.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2016 01:57 |
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SaNChEzZ posted:e: thought it was legit, just noticed the URL is KTLA4, not 5. Ya know, The Onion, I get. Satire, fine. But I don't understand these websites that make up reasonable-sounding (albeit somewhat "that-poo poo's-messed-up") stories and try to pass themselves off as legit news outlets. What the gently caress is the point?
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2016 01:33 |
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Traxus IV posted:I have multiple friends who are talking about Valor tattoos, but nobody's gotten one yet so here's one from the internet. Based on his other ink, this is not the first horrible decision he's ever made.
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2016 03:41 |
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Space Poodle posted:...in case you ever wondered what it was like to get a tattoo at the gathering of the Juggalos. I imagine all tatts done at the gathering of the Juggalos come with a free case of herpes. "Whatever, just make my kid look like a zombie."
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2016 02:44 |
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davidspackage posted:I support just exclusively referring to parts of the body in relation to their distance from the crotch. I can't imagine why.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 01:00 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:
Those are supposed to be dumplings? I thought they were garlic bulbs.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2016 22:49 |
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I don't know who the gently caress Amber is, but she got a lovely new tattoo:
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2016 02:02 |
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VOTE YES ON 69 posted:I post mine in the other thread because they are fuckin sweeeeeeeet but here you go Really wanna see the rest of that red and yellow sunburst, 'cuz that looks awesome. Always remember: Jesus got your back.
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2016 02:33 |
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VOTE YES ON 69 posted:Here ya go http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?goto=post&postid=461512130 Yup, that's every bit as awesome as I'd hoped/expected. I like the one on your other knee too.
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2016 14:24 |
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Why would I make fun of their chalky white skin when there's so many other things to make fun of them for?
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2016 18:36 |
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:El hopaness Rom tic? Yup. The weirdest luchador ever.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2017 17:22 |
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Kwyndig posted:In the sense that it'll be gone in a few years because the idiot had it tattooed onto the inside of his hands? To get that even close to correct he would have had to get parts of it done on his fingerprints, I wonder how much that would hurt. Can't possibly hurt any more than the (I'm assuming) Black Flag tat on the inside of his wrist.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2017 22:38 |
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hyperhazard posted:These are amazing. "It'll look better once it's colored in, I swear!"
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2017 00:20 |
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This looks like some horrible skin disease
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2017 13:02 |
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I can't fathom why anybody would get an ironic Bon Jovi tattoo, but I swear that's what that "Jon Bovi" one is every time I see it.
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 23:23 |
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ricketyvickyt posted:
I know there are some artists in here, so can someone please tell me: is that pointillism an actual style, or just a the result of a really horrid tattoo artist? I've seen a few in here that look sort of like this, and I can only think that they'll all be shapeless blobs within a year or so. I seriously can't imagine it being a deliberate choice.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 02:29 |
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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:Oh hey look a local shop, I wonder if their work is any g- https://instagram.com/p/BPeXyEJguLG/ Instagram recommended this one to me from that link: https://www.instagram.com/p/BPeVgfXgZiO/ I kind of like it.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2017 20:12 |
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This is all I can see:
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 01:04 |
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He certainly is. quote:
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2017 00:40 |
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Picnic Princess posted:Shrimp on the Barbie I am really glad you explained this because I was thinking it was a bizarrely specific fetish.
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2017 02:45 |
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Field Mousepad posted:Warr;oy Tasteful Dickpic posted:It's supposed to say "warrior", but they replaced the i with a semicolon, possibly as a prank. Try as I might, I can't see anything other than "waHoo!"
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 22:26 |
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Well, this certainly is a thing: Apparently it's a laser engraving machine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0ZhUxrvnVg
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 03:06 |
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I'm vaguely disappointed that the author of this article didn't choose dickbutt for his demonstration.
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2017 19:27 |
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Subjunctive posted:Almost nobody's depression is fully in the past. Exactly this. Depression never really goes away; it just goes into remission. If you're lucky, you won't relapse. I wasn't so lucky.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 23:46 |
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Kwyndig posted:Yeah, that still needs a proper cover-up. You mean like a shirt?
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2017 01:03 |
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So I'm assuming that Jackie there is the artist. Why in the hell would she want to advertise how lovely her skills are? On the other hand, I suppose it's a good warning for others not to use her services.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2017 18:35 |
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treiz01 posted:Actually you'll notice it strategically does not have hands. Holy poo poo. I was so blinded by the overall awfulness the first time that I didn't even catch that.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2017 20:10 |
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2017 20:16 |
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ladron posted:I have two full sleeves and whenever I get blood drawn or an injection they have to use the back of my hand bc they can't see the veins anywhere else. What up, no-arm-veins-having buddy? I tell the nurses and phlebotomists right up front: just tap a vein in my hand and we'll all be friends.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2017 01:17 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 06:02 |
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whypick1 posted:
AlbieQuirky posted:The one in the middle says Neveah, which is a name people give their daughters because it's "heaven" backwards. Nope. It clearly says "Nevada" and I won't hear otherwise.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 21:03 |