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Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Shithouse Dave posted:

there's a bar doing an "ink and drinks" party this weekend with free tattoos drawn by lottery. I'm gonna end up in this thread.

This sounds like a ridiculously horrible idea on so many levels.

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Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Krampus Grewcock posted:



This font is terrible.

*tsk*

Such language! What would Jesus say?

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Thin Privilege posted:

Did somebody say offensive




Second one was a finalist on that Ink Masters show.

These are probably people who will brag to you about being 1/16th Cherokee.


Postal Parcel posted:

e: To stay on topic


Meh. Lightweight.



Technically this is ridiculously well done, but I just don't understand why.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Well, at least it's spelled correctly.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





You know, the only good thing about scalp tattoos is that at least you can grow your hair back and cover them when you realize what a horrible mistake you've made.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Sweet Jesus, that has GOT to be child abuse.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Truer words were never spoken badly tattooed into someone's skin.


Edit: A gallery of watercolor tattoos, which will all look terrible within three years: http://imgur.com/gallery/tcGv0

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Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Fred Durst?

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




MorgaineDax posted:

I drive by the sketchiest looking tattoo shop every day, and I finally looked it up on Facebook. So glad I did.

Your post reminded me of a shop in my town. It originally started out as a t-shirt shop (think something along the lines of Spencers or a less goth Hot Topic) that offered tatts and body piercing on the side, and eventually they did away with the t-shirt poo poo and stuck to the body mods. They probably would have been better off sticking with the t-shirts.





Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




moerketid posted:

One from a local tattooer.



Ya know, if you're going to have an artist working that close to your ladybits, you may wanna consider doing some trimming first.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




dpack_1 posted:

As a studio owner myself I just had to check out this place, I mean with a premises as inviting as that it has to have some gold right:



I dunno, that's an okay flowe -- oh. It's a fish. Never mind.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




SaNChEzZ posted:

e: thought it was legit, just noticed the URL is KTLA4, not 5.

Ya know, The Onion, I get. Satire, fine. But I don't understand these websites that make up reasonable-sounding (albeit somewhat "that-poo poo's-messed-up") stories and try to pass themselves off as legit news outlets. What the gently caress is the point?

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Traxus IV posted:

I have multiple friends who are talking about Valor tattoos, but nobody's gotten one yet so here's one from the internet.



Based on his other ink, this is not the first horrible decision he's ever made.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Space Poodle posted:

...in case you ever wondered what it was like to get a tattoo at the gathering of the Juggalos.

I imagine all tatts done at the gathering of the Juggalos come with a free case of herpes.


"Whatever, just make my kid look like a zombie."

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




davidspackage posted:

I support just exclusively referring to parts of the body in relation to their distance from the crotch.

I can't imagine why.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




LITERALLY A BIRD posted:



courtesy of facebook: three people who apparently didn't bother to go to the same artist for their matching dumpling tattoos. also that are not the same kind of dumpling as the explanatory picture.

Those are supposed to be dumplings? I thought they were garlic bulbs.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




I don't know who the gently caress Amber is, but she got a lovely new tattoo:

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




VOTE YES ON 69 posted:

I post mine in the other thread because they are fuckin sweeeeeeeet but here you go



I have a few more, but they are less interesting, like a solid black square, a solid black bone and an upside down cross :shobon:

Really wanna see the rest of that red and yellow sunburst, 'cuz that looks awesome.


Always remember: Jesus got your back.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Yup, that's every bit as awesome as I'd hoped/expected. I like the one on your other knee too.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Why would I make fun of their chalky white skin when there's so many other things to make fun of them for?

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

El hopaness Rom tic?

Yup. The weirdest luchador ever.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Kwyndig posted:

In the sense that it'll be gone in a few years because the idiot had it tattooed onto the inside of his hands? To get that even close to correct he would have had to get parts of it done on his fingerprints, I wonder how much that would hurt.

Can't possibly hurt any more than the (I'm assuming) Black Flag tat on the inside of his wrist.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




hyperhazard posted:

These are amazing.




"It'll look better once it's colored in, I swear!"

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





This looks like some horrible skin disease in the thumbnail.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




I can't fathom why anybody would get an ironic Bon Jovi tattoo, but I swear that's what that "Jon Bovi" one is every time I see it.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




ricketyvickyt posted:



I can't help but think that in a few years, when she isn't spreading them apart, it's going to look like a deformed penis sticking up between her boobs!

I know there are some artists in here, so can someone please tell me: is that pointillism an actual style, or just a the result of a really horrid tattoo artist? I've seen a few in here that look sort of like this, and I can only think that they'll all be shapeless blobs within a year or so. I seriously can't imagine it being a deliberate choice.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

Oh hey look a local shop, I wonder if their work is any g-:pwn: https://instagram.com/p/BPeXyEJguLG/

Instagram recommended this one to me from that link:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BPeVgfXgZiO/

I kind of like it.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!






This is all I can see:

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





He certainly is.

quote:



Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Picnic Princess posted:

Shrimp on the Barbie

I am really glad you explained this because I was thinking it was a bizarrely specific fetish.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!






Field Mousepad posted:

Warr;oy

Punk band name? Nickname? So many questions.


Tasteful Dickpic posted:

It's supposed to say "warrior", but they replaced the i with a semicolon, possibly as a prank.

Upside down, it says "la[blob]llam".

Try as I might, I can't see anything other than "waHoo!"

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Well, this certainly is a thing:



Apparently it's a laser engraving machine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0ZhUxrvnVg

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





I'm vaguely disappointed that the author of this article didn't choose dickbutt for his demonstration.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Subjunctive posted:

Almost nobody's depression is fully in the past.

Exactly this. Depression never really goes away; it just goes into remission. If you're lucky, you won't relapse.

I wasn't so lucky. :(

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Kwyndig posted:

Yeah, that still needs a proper cover-up.

You mean like a shirt?

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





So I'm assuming that Jackie there is the artist. Why in the hell would she want to advertise how lovely her skills are?

On the other hand, I suppose it's a good warning for others not to use her services.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




treiz01 posted:

Actually you'll notice it strategically does not have hands.

:stare:

Holy poo poo. I was so blinded by the overall awfulness the first time that I didn't even catch that.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




ladron posted:

I have two full sleeves and whenever I get blood drawn or an injection they have to use the back of my hand bc they can't see the veins anywhere else.
that's my story, thanks and god bless

:hfive:

What up, no-arm-veins-having buddy? I tell the nurses and phlebotomists right up front: just tap a vein in my hand and we'll all be friends.

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Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




whypick1 posted:



I think that's supposed to say "Reveal" but it looks more like "Revael" and the more I read it the more pissed I get.

AlbieQuirky posted:

The one in the middle says Neveah, which is a name people give their daughters because it's "heaven" backwards.


Nope. It clearly says "Nevada" and I won't hear otherwise. :colbert:

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