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spog posted:Live babies don't turn blue. It's more an ashy grey-blue, but they totally are and it's normal and they tell you to expect it so you don't freak out. Goes away in 1-5 minutes if there's no problems though.
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Apr 26, 2016 05:22
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Endless Mike posted:I met my little brother's new girlfriend for the first time this past weekend and I wish I had some pics of her tattoos. They're real bad. Oh
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May 4, 2016 04:53
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Yeah, an object designed to sink and hold something from moving freely Has turned into :bigtran: I won't be held back, you can't sink me. That whole post needs to be read like a McElroy sadlibs where you pause with retarded emphasise on every reference. "I won't SINK... because I'm FREE AS A BIRD...so nobody will HOLD ME DOWN..." these tattoos need a big red circle with a cross out around the anchor.
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May 9, 2016 16:44
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Grape Soda posted:I've always wanted to get an anchor with "I refuse to float" as the text but am afraid of getting judged by pretty much everyone. Judged as awesome. Get it turning into a bird flying into a cage. I can't think of an opposite of watercolors though.
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May 9, 2016 17:02
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Sentient Data posted:On a positive note, if he gets into an emo cutting phase, he can use a razor to carve quotes around the word "Thanks" Thenks
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May 10, 2016 13:38
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PCOS Bill posted:That's not surprising, since I don't know a single native who gives a poo poo about people using dreamcatchers, just white people. Well as long as you don't know any.
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May 12, 2016 19:27
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:These are probably people who will brag to you about being 1/16th Cherokee. No the last one was completely up to the artist with zero input from the reciever. So. Just got a naked Indian on your back now. And a hosed up wolf. I'm on my phone but somebody find the zombie finalist on a 45 year old sweet ladies back. Cause an idiot was a literal bad human. Bombadilillo has a new favorite as of 01:31 on May 13, 2016 |
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May 13, 2016 01:26
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BBQ Crisis posted:
What The gently caress.
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May 18, 2016 02:04
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Zombear posted:I found this while roaming the nets, I'm not sure if it's terrible or amazing. I like the idea. But it took me a minute to realise that it is not a butthole faced monster.
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May 29, 2016 16:07
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fullroundaction posted:Good to know I wasn't the only one counting Roy G Biv Indigo doesn't really fit. It was added so there was 7 colors for religious/spiritual reasons.
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Jun 19, 2016 04:12
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I thought that was a Mary Poppins old London style chimney. Until the vape joke. drat
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Jul 6, 2016 17:41
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fullroundaction posted:
That's not even dandelion pods or spores or whatever morphing into birds. It's just birds coming out of it. poo poo tier of a poo poo played out design.
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Jul 9, 2016 01:07
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Yeah it's OK scale wise, but the 'artist' should have drawn it out, seen it looked weird and adjusted the angle or position. But of course not.
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Jul 9, 2016 17:04
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Mister Adequate posted:"I am okay with it if you murder me and molest my corpse." I think it's more. "Im dead inside, so do what you want with me."
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Aug 26, 2016 18:52
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They look like Russian dimplings. Which are really good. Putting a Chinese potsticker next to them is disingenuous. Not that any of the tattoos are good.
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Nov 6, 2016 23:52
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deong posted:Did anyone else notice the naked half lady next to the lamp in the background? You should zoom in
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Nov 7, 2016 17:14
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Beer_Suitcase posted:This just showed up on my FB feed. I do live in Eugene Oregon so the streets are running with liberal tears and this tattoo doesn't surprise me. I dont get it
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Nov 20, 2016 06:49
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bongwizzard posted:I literally didn't consider that anyone would play with one of those things in front of other people. Its DIGNITY. Dont you goons know dignity when you see it? Should I show the tattoo to the dog? I bet the dog knows what it is.
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Nov 23, 2016 16:14
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What's Sword of Truth and what makes it hilariously bad. Wikipedia just tells me its the 62 most popular fantasy series.
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Dec 9, 2016 05:29
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Just tell any bro with a Spartan tattoo that they were defeated by the best pack of gays ever. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_Band_of_Thebes
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Dec 13, 2016 16:32
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Glazier posted:Do Bama alums feel like us Texas alums? Everyone's a fan except for most of the people who went there? No. Anyone who went/lived close/feels themselves to be southern is a megafan. If New England sports fans didn't exist, they would be the worst. But since peewee football is a literal Rich get Richer sport there's no drama. Just pride in being the best. Very Murican actually. Distilled unearned pride.
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Jan 1, 2017 01:58
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Literally cannot read that, someone help.
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Jan 4, 2017 22:46
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There coming out tattoo ink that lasts 2 years and fades over that time. Of course then you just have 1 year of fresh tattoo 1 year of fading bullshit. With watercolor poo poo at fading. It might be cool to get a proper outline and color it in a way to change it every few years. Water color will fade to poo poo. But if you used the made to fade ink it would disappear 100%
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Jan 7, 2017 00:36
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I saw him stencil it. And get out weird colors. But I didnt say anything.
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Jan 21, 2017 02:16
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ricketyvickyt posted:Does tasteless 'tattoo artist' qualify for this thread... Im playing resident evil 7 too.
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Feb 3, 2017 15:22
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mds2 posted:Reminds me of when my old neighbors had a tattoo party in their garage. I have a bunch of tattoos and they just couldn't understand why I didn't want to get one. I think about 75% of the people that got tattoos that day also got infections. Workmate came in with a lovely tattoo, said it took 2 4 hour setting and the guy just charged me $100  I have zero problem spending premium money for a premium artist. I do not understand people that don't.
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Feb 3, 2017 19:18
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trapped mouse posted:Hahaha she took the photo in the mirror If I wasn't told beforehand what it says I couldn't identify it. That's NOT a C nor an E
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Feb 14, 2017 16:11
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I always thought that was a fat belly. But theres no button. And now it looks like its clearly a giant lower back tattoo.
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Mar 1, 2017 17:13
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DumbparameciuM posted:It's on his left "saddlebag" aka "Left Gunt". You're looking at a pendulous mass of fat held above the planetoids hips by a trouser/belt combination acting as a stressed member. No way. I just cant see it. Who gets a full back tattoo on their hipsplosion. Gotta lot of canvas here, Jerry.
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Mar 2, 2017 01:50
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Giant fat moon moon tramp stamp.
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Mar 2, 2017 04:01
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Pikachu is the best coverup of all time
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Mar 31, 2017 15:18
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I bet there will unironically be ;;;;;; all over her funeral.
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Apr 3, 2017 15:38
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Lifeglug posted:With any kind of public facing customer service or retail role, there's still a quite a lot of stigma, and that's without getting into tattoos with subject matter might be a bit more controversial. Some places, like San diego. It abnormal for someone to NOT have a tattoo. Face tattoos and crap are still a retail detriment. And who knows about the high end banker scene. But arms and even high chest neck are the norm for all service industry and everybody.
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Its supposed to be where a sentence could have ended, but didn't. But that's not what a semicolon does. Its not for a pause. Its to connect two related but seperate clauses. Its a weird situation where the definition the tattoo havers are going with sort of fits if you squint hard enough. Its a bit dumb but gaining popularity among people who couldn't use it in a essay without getting circled in red ink. Mostly now its almost but not nearly as popular as an anchor or a dandy lion blowing into birds generic suburban 20s tattoo. Like the tramp stamp of the late 90s. Its a fad. I could get a period and say. "that part of my life is over. I'm starting a new sentence." Which to me is just valid as "it means a sentence could have ended, but didn't" only it actually fits grammer.
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Apr 16, 2017 17:21
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I think a . or , or even ... would fit the meaning better. I begrudingly admit that artistically those are harder to recognize as punctuation alone and out of context. It just makes me want to "well actually thats not exactly what it means..." 
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Apr 16, 2017 21:18
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Scratch Monkey posted:Is that an IUD? Its a DTF.
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Apr 18, 2017 03:31
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I googled for a vasectomy tattoo. There was 1 and it wasn't good.
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Apr 20, 2017 06:11
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ToastFaceKillah posted:It was one of many bullshit products that you tattoo into the existing tattoo. I have a friend that had some words on her stomach that she hated, and she tried this (after many attempts from me trying to steer her towards laser instead). She now has the exact same letters, but as scars. If she had even done one session of laser removal, we could have at least covered it up. How do you not google the snakeoil you are going to use and if there are any pictures of terrible scars run the gently caress away? This is people who are trying to fix a permanent problem they did to themselves too, you'd hope they think it though this time... Was it the price of laser? Or some essential oil, doctors are bad, lets rub cannabis on it mentality?
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Hmm not quite a grade 1 pannus, but he's working on it.
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