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sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Yobgoblin posted:

For every meme or pop culture micro-event, there is a tattoo. You could probably tell the entire history of the internet and maybe even all pop culture back to the 80's or so through photos of people with these tattoos.

# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 13:55

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 19:57

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Since it's confused a lot of people in the past, we've determined that Appalled Wolf is on a person's back, not a belly. You can see the knees in the background pointing away from us.

Taste the Rainbugh posted:

perfect cover up.

# ¿ Apr 22, 2016 12:21

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Bombadilillo posted:

What the fuk is wrong with those nails...

drugs

# ¿ Apr 26, 2016 12:17

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

What's the specific use of the really long ones

# ¿ Apr 26, 2016 23:35

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

She blames you for ruining her life when her fate was in her own hands the whole time

# ¿ Apr 28, 2016 22:03

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

HungryMedusa posted:

I've seen a lot of bad butterfly tattoos, but not this one yet.

http://i.imgur.com/heGPwD7.jpg

Somehow that search segued into Steven Tyler tattoos.

The placement of that one freckle makes it look like the shirt ends in a fringe at the chest-level and we can see a gentle belly and unusually high navel

# ¿ Apr 29, 2016 12:15

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

I'm the mammary tissue in the armpit

# ¿ May 2, 2016 01:18

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

fullroundaction posted:

How does kerning work

it makes me parse it as the word being spelled out like p, i, z-z, a

# ¿ May 8, 2016 22:53

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

aarrgh-yle

# ¿ May 9, 2016 01:46

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

queserasera posted:

Reminds me of the time I went to a famous tattoo artist and asked for a portrait of John Shade and the artist inked Arthur Gordon Pym instead. Man, was that ever embarrassing!

I asked for a tat of a dick but instead they tattooed ON my dick! boy was my face red

edit: I fell asleep during it that's why I didn't notice

# ¿ May 9, 2016 20:21

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Postal Parcel posted:

Maybe that's what his accent sounds like.

quote:

"quotes be with you?" Oh, "angles??" I thought it was just someone really having a hard time with the word "always"

# ¿ May 10, 2016 12:17

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

It's just gonna catch all your nightmares and keep them stuck in your skin

# ¿ May 12, 2016 12:32

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Say Nothing posted:

i mean great way to incorporate the farmer's tan but yikes

# ¿ May 18, 2016 01:18

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

cash crab posted:

this looks like one of those stupid things you would have seen on FunnyJunk back in 2002

# ¿ May 18, 2016 01:39

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

hyperhazard posted:

The quote makes me think that's supposed to be Stitch but...drat.

Ghana means "family."

# ¿ May 18, 2016 12:20

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Lizard Combatant posted:

Are intentionally amateur tats a big thing now?

Temporary irony is so 2010, permanent irony is the hip fad of the new decade.

# ¿ May 20, 2016 20:23

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Ok Fella posted:

Any tattoo where the majority of the color is yellow just isn't going to look good. Doesn't really matter what the subject is.

a Bart Simpson doing a gnarly skateboard move and saying a catchprase

# ¿ May 23, 2016 20:47

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Radio Paranoia posted:

Sad-on.

apply directly to the bad tattoo.
Sad-on.

# ¿ May 24, 2016 12:23

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

I can't tell if it was inventive to deliberately place the eye over that rash so it looks like it's bloodshot or if the rash is a result of the nastoo

# ¿ May 26, 2016 22:36

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Trent posted:

What a great new picture. I'm glad you posted it.

piza forever

# ¿ Jun 1, 2016 21:15

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Kulkasha posted:

Too bad it's uneven.

an unstable ink for an unstable man

# ¿ Jun 2, 2016 12:18

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Tasteless Tattoos Thread: something really weird going on in that crotch area

# ¿ Jun 10, 2016 12:30

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

JAnn/piAGL

# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 12:31

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

moerketid posted:

One from a local tattooer.

ALL THE SINGLE FAIRIES
all the single fairies.
ALL THE SINGLE FAIRIES
all the single fairies.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 20:56

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

twoday posted:

I know I'm late to gay flag chat, but I just wanted to point out that the original gay flag had eight stripes, but then had to be changed because they couldn't find enough hot pink fabric. It was changed from 7 stripes to six because it was being hung vertically in San Fancisco from lampposts, and the posts were obscuring the middle stripe, so they figured six looked better. Coincidentally they did so by fusing indigo and turquoise into royal blue. It has a long and surprisingly detailed history, but the rainbow of the gays is not related to the scientific rainbow, and if indigo was removed from the spectrum, it doesn't have anything to do with the development of the flag.

This is cool to know, thanks

# ¿ Jun 20, 2016 14:09

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Coagula? When your vampire bite stops bleeding?

# ¿ Jun 20, 2016 21:33

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Someone Awful! posted:

Why that facial expression? why that location? why everything

the paper white skin

# ¿ Jun 21, 2016 16:11

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Postal Parcel posted:

This is one of those ones that's so bad but like that dude painstakingly did each of those little divots on this flaming golf ball thing and you can just tell everyone involved in the process loves it, which makes me kinda love it too

# ¿ Jun 28, 2016 15:58

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

What's the thing like near the bottom on the left

# ¿ Jun 29, 2016 14:54

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Tigers weren't meant to do the dance from Thriller!!

# ¿ Jul 5, 2016 00:38

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Ok Fella posted:

Are those screws in the baby's eyes?

Seems like a really weird way to make a We're Back! reference

# ¿ Jul 5, 2016 17:08

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

cyberia posted:

I bet he spent like three hours shading the upper lip.

Why would you not do the heart on the left side of the chest and make the left nipple the centre of the speaker

i'm assuming the person was going for some semblance of anatomical accuracy and/or thought the symmetry was cooler.

(i'm also assuming you know the heart is in the middle of the chest and are just referring to the left side because of cultural/symbolic custom)

plus you will see that guy already has his left nipple perced, and who gets a stereo pierced!!! that'd be weird haha

Thin Privilege posted:

One of my friends had three down her sternum. They kept getting infected so she had them removed. She showed me them in a platic baggie with flesh still attached

aaaaaurgh