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SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


Three more signups needed, can we get this started tonight???

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treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong
Go Braww, I believe in you! :yayclod:

(Im not signing up)

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

add me to the game cuz i'm a gangster see myaaah

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Mafia, in my mafia? Sure why not? I'm in

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
sure i'll sign up

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

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That's everyone. If anyone is interested in a backup spot in case I need to replace a player, please feel free to PM me. Role PMs will be out once I've randomised everything.

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

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I will need either Drad_Bert to give me his email address so I can send his role PM through that or a volunteer (with PMs) to replace him.

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

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Also Harald needs to enable his PMs.

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

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SirSamVimes posted:

I will need either Drad_Bert to give me his email address so I can send his role PM through that or a volunteer (with PMs) to replace him.

this also applies to amityville anus :sigh:

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

wtf is wrong with you ppl learn to play a weird game on the forums OR DON'T SIGN UP. jesus christ *walks away in disgust*

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


While the town of Adjective Springs has always given the impression of being a pleasant place to enjoy a peaceful life, it has always had a well kept secret. It was plagued by organised crime, a small group of mafiosos who take advantage of the lack of a competent or trustworthy police force to run the town like their own personal kingdom. Anyone who spoke out about doing something to deal with this state of affairs tended to be visited with beatings by masked individuals. However, one night things went far enough to push the townspeople over the edge.

SirSamVimes, the Moderator-aligned Plot Device was shot during Night 0.

Beatings, extortion, "protection money"... These could be lived with, but now they were murdering people? It was time for the mafia to be dealt with.

Day 1 begins.

CapitalistPig is now co-moderating this game.

If you have not received a role PM and you have PMs, please PM me and I will fix it. If you have not received a role PM and do NOT have PMs, email me at samvimesofthewatch@hotmail.com. Alternately, post your email address and either I or CapitalistPig will take care of it.

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

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Votecount for Day 1



Not Voting (17): amityville anus, bunnyofdoom, Drad_Bert, Concerned Citizen, eSporks, gannyGrabber, Harald, Hell Yeah, Hobelhouse, I AM BRAWW, Lil Peeler, logical phalluses, MC Eating Disorder, Microwaves Mom, Parallax Scroll, Tendai, The Bananana, Tired Moritz, White Noise Marine

With 19 alive, it's 10 votes to lynch. There is currently no deadline set.

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


Hell Yeah posted:

wtf is wrong with you ppl learn to play a weird game on the forums OR DON'T SIGN UP. jesus christ *walks away in disgust*

it's possible that I interpreted posts as signups that weren't intended as them. :shrug:

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
i hope i don't get lung cancer from all the fat stogies I'm gonna burn down solving this case

*lights up a cigar*

ok the jig is up I wanna hear some squealing right now

who is humphry bogart and can I kiss them on the mouth

bear in mind it is the 30s and we are both dudes and we could get in a lot of trouble for this right now

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Hell Yeah posted:

wtf is wrong with you ppl learn to play a weird game on the forums OR DON'T SIGN UP. jesus christ *walks away in disgust*

I'm gonna call you "HY" if thats ok with you because I might just be saying "hell yeah" a lot of the time and I don't want this to get confusing

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i'm a gangster see who wants to get plugged myaaaah

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
woah hell yeah! ##vote hell yeah ok that was easier than I thought thanks for being so honest HY

does you see what I mean

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i'm roleplaying see. myaa

votefinder
Jul 6, 2010

scoop scoop
Votecount for Day 1

Hell Yeah (1): MC Eating Disorder

Not Voting (18): amityville anus, bunnyofdoom, Concerned Citizen, Drad_Bert, eSporks, gannyGrabber, Harald, Hell Yeah, Hobelhouse, I AM BRAWW, Lil Peeler, logical phalluses, Microwaves Mom, Parallax Scroll, Tendai, The Bananana, Tired Moritz, White Noise Marine

With 19 alive, it's 10 votes to lynch. There is currently no deadline set.

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

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oh hey votefinder's issues with this game fixed themselves

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

SirSamVimes posted:

oh hey votefinder's issues with this game fixed themselves

No i fixed it ;)

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

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CapitalistPig posted:

No i fixed it ;)

...FIXED THEMSELVES

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

SirSamVimes posted:

...FIXED THEMSELVES

Oh yes yes of course, how could I be so silly.

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Hell Yeah posted:

i'm roleplaying see. myaa

you do a good dirty rat pal yeah i'm biased against skeletons you wanna fight about it?

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
I'm gonna trust my heart and say gannyGrabber IS NOT MAFIA

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Did we get enough yet?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Oh sweet we did.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I didn't vote cause i was at work and I'm still in first place what do I win?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

amityville anus posted:

I didn't vote cause i was at work and I'm still in first place what do I win?

a brand new hanging rope!

I dont think most of us have voted yet. I'm waiting to hear a compelling case to kill an anime lover first.

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I'm probably going to get my schtick confused with greasers at some point, I just wanna be really up front with that

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I wanna gently caress Microwaves Mom real hard

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax

amityville anus posted:

I wanna gently caress Microwaves Mom real hard

I'm pretty sure she's like 10 in this time era you loving sicko.


Tired Moritz posted:

I'm gonna trust my heart and say gannyGrabber IS NOT MAFIA

Man I am always a goddamn townie.

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
Anyways my character's name is Dimes Calhoun and I am a general store clerk.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
I'll be Loretta Gisel the singer of every man's desires.

Think microwave's mom in a skimpy red sequenced dress..

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



I'm Steve McRory well to do mam about town with a fondness for the finer things in life.
So who did this heinous crime?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Hell Yeah posted:

i'm a gangster see who wants to get plugged myaaaah

Are you roleplaying a cat?

Cause I think gangsters say "nyaaa" and not "myahhhh".

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
##vote Steve McRory for offensive and bad avatar.

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
My name is Molotova Cock-n-Tail and I am a leading member of the gay mafia in this town.

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

Microwaves Mom posted:

Think microwave's mom in a skimpy red sequenced dress..

:gizz:

Love me some mafia, goonluck everybody.

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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

im Frank McBigdick and i say lets make this town safe again

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