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Why no murder? Are you being difficult on purpose dad ?? Hmm try swapping his beer with piss might work
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By manning up, realizing the disease model is a joke made to shift blame and profit off of people that make concious decisions to have no discipline or self control
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Apr 18, 2016 17:09
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Booblord Zagats posted:By manning up, realizing the disease model is a joke made to shift blame and profit off of people that make concious decisions to have no discipline or self control are you saying he wants to be this way? why the gently caress would anyone want to stumble through life in a drunken stupor???  sounds like we are whistling past the graveyard here, people. lets get down to brass tacks.
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Apr 18, 2016 17:11
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dad gay. so what posted:are you saying he wants to be this way? why the gently caress would anyone want to stumble through life in a drunken stupor??? I'll run an idea up the flagpole and see who salutes: Have you tried a serum that gives him crippling arthritis so he can no longer grasp a beer bottle?
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Apr 18, 2016 17:18
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What if were to visit the alligators at the zoo and could connect their scaly skin to the inner pain his scaled over heart feels?
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Apr 18, 2016 17:19
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steal his alcohol and tie him up and drink it slowly like a liquor commercial in front of him and assure him he wasn't enjoying it enough to deserve it.
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Apr 18, 2016 17:22
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Have you tried putting headphones on his head while he's sleeping and then connecting the headphones to a record player that is playing subliminal messages about quitting drinking?
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Apr 18, 2016 17:22
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Hit him with your fuckin car, OP
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Apr 18, 2016 17:29
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"hey dude, wanna do a line" "sure bro" snnnnttt, "ICK" "HAHAH that was Antabuse lush, NO MORE BOOZE FOR YOU!" "NOoooOO!"
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Apr 18, 2016 17:31
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BowreeBookstore posted:"hey dude, wanna do a line" true story i was on antabuse one time in college and i just kept on drinking. it made me turn red and an my heart would go really fast and probably scarred my liver . nice try, antabuse 
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Apr 18, 2016 17:32
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i, er, mean my friend did that
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Apr 18, 2016 17:38
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With Naltrexone use, OP.
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Apr 18, 2016 17:50
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A real friend would become an alcoholic too in order to understand his point of view at least
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Apr 18, 2016 18:00
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the trump tutelage posted:an alcoholic can stop drinking but they can never stop being an alcoholic, sorry op give yourself up to the higher power, joe pesci
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Apr 18, 2016 18:12
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dad gay. so what posted:all i have is a serum of deafness +3 Why don't you deafen him but the last thing you tell him is that alcohol is illegal but now since he's deaf nobody can tell him differently?
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Apr 18, 2016 18:14
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You could get a job as a bartender. Then you would no longer be an alcoholic, you would be a professional!
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Apr 18, 2016 18:16
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trip report: I'm Gray
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Apr 18, 2016 18:22
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A guy I worked with killed himself drinking on antabuse. I got drunk Saturday and it's Monday morning and I'm still kind of hung over. I never took the plunge from "problem drinker" to full alcoholic, though.
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Apr 18, 2016 18:30
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just do some speed so you dont have to worry about passing out and you can just drink 24/7
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Apr 18, 2016 18:31
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The Goatfather posted:just do some speed so you dont have to worry about passing out and you can just drink 24/7 The eventual hangover from this is so bad that words can't even begin to describe it.
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Apr 18, 2016 18:33
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natetimm posted:The eventual hangover from this is so bad that words can't even begin to describe it. pls try 
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Apr 18, 2016 18:34
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Applewhite posted:pls try Speed makes you not sleep for a very long time and shrug off the effects of alcohol. When I was an idiot 18 year old living in a dorm who liked to drink and chase ladies, my roommate suggested to me to try some speed after a night of drinking so I could make it to class. Seeing as how I never saw him in class or pretty much do anything of value, ever, I decided to try it. I never made it to class, but I did continue to drink the entire next morning, afternoon and night. I think I went to be at 3am. I consumed nothing but speed and booze over a 36 hour period. The next day was some sort of hell I can barely describe. Sinuses on fire from snorting speed, head pounding, intense nausea, entire body tremors, etc. Also, the cafeteria was closed already and I was broke and without food until the next morning. Just thinking about how bad that was makes my hangover today feel better.
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Apr 18, 2016 18:41
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Try addressing the original character flaws, then they won't need some crutch or am escapist chemical to forgot your flaws. And forgive yourself OP, for you know not what you do
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Apr 18, 2016 18:41
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Open a liquour store op and refuse to sell your friend anything but the above mentioned serums. Disguise them in shooter bottles (99cent kind).
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Apr 18, 2016 19:06
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natetimm posted:Speed makes you not sleep for a very long time and shrug off the effects of alcohol. When I was an idiot 18 year old living in a dorm who liked to drink and chase ladies, my roommate suggested to me to try some speed after a night of drinking so I could make it to class. Seeing as how I never saw him in class or pretty much do anything of value, ever, I decided to try it. I never made it to class, but I did continue to drink the entire next morning, afternoon and night. I think I went to be at 3am. I consumed nothing but speed and booze over a 36 hour period. The next day was some sort of hell I can barely describe. Sinuses on fire from snorting speed, head pounding, intense nausea, entire body tremors, etc. Also, the cafeteria was closed already and I was broke and without food until the next morning. Just thinking about how bad that was makes my hangover today feel better. Sounds like you were "walking on eggshells!"
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Apr 18, 2016 19:07
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You stop drinking alcohol by starting being a loser lol
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Apr 18, 2016 19:11
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Fill a bunch of those carbon gas canisters with your farts and then use them to carbonate all the beer in his house. He will drink some of his beer and spit it out in disgust! When every beer he tries has the same bad flavor, he'll think his beer is spoiled and go to the store to get more. The joke is on him, you swapped all the beer in the store with bottles full of your "special" carbonation. He will think beer tastes bad and qive up on it.
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Apr 18, 2016 19:14
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Have you tried accelerating him to within a fraction of the speed of light, OP? From your perspective, it will slow down his drinking significantly. You will grow old and die in the time it takes him to lift a beer to his lips.
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Apr 18, 2016 19:25
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Get him pregnant so he has to stop drinking for the sake of your unborn child.
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Apr 18, 2016 19:35
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You should probably figure out what to eat for lunch before helping your drunk friend.
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Apr 18, 2016 19:45
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Applewhite posted:Have you tried accelerating him to within a fraction of the speed of light, OP? From your perspective, it will slow down his drinking significantly. You will grow old and die in the time it takes him to lift a beer to his lips. how do i do this? some sort of serum i assume? 
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Apr 18, 2016 19:45
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today is the first day of the rest of your life, op
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Apr 18, 2016 19:53
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being an alcoholic sucks balls, and once an alchi, always an alchi. i havent had a drink in over two years, no beer, wine, mouthwash, nothing, but if i really think about it i still love getting drunk. its hosed up and i should probably just smoke weed
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Apr 18, 2016 19:59
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im going to try and not get drunk today ive been drinking too much recently
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Apr 18, 2016 20:07
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According to scientists and doctors it is a disease without cure.
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Apr 18, 2016 20:11
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LSD therapy sometimes works. And if it doesn't, at least your friend got to trip
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Apr 18, 2016 20:13
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Zorodius posted:LSD therapy sometimes works. And if it doesn't, at least your friend got to trip i stopped taking acid a long time ago because it made me drink too much. ahem, i mean my friend did
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im pooping! posted:being an alcoholic sucks balls, and once an alchi, always an alchi. i havent had a drink in over two years, no beer, wine, mouthwash, nothing, but if i really think about it i still love getting drunk. its hosed up and i should probably just smoke weed I'll drink to this!
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Apr 18, 2016 20:15
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I'll drink to this! cheers!
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your friend should try a 12-step program. Thanks to their abysmally low success rate, he won't have to blame himself for his inevitable failure and relapse. it's all the system's fault
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