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At first you only have a towel and flip flops and you can't touch the ground and you can only use one arm because you're using the other to hold up your towel. You have to balance on one foot and be careful to keep it on top of the flip flop while you put on your socks, but once you get the "sock upgrade" you gain the "power" step on the floor and move freely. Then it's like a "stealth mission" where you have to wait until no-one is looking to drop your towel and pull up your underwear as fast as you can. Then your hands are free and you've "leveled up" so to speak and once you're fully dressed you win. I am getting pretty good at this game.
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I thought I was supposed to stare at everyone's donger
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Apr 20, 2016 19:42
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why you scared of other men seeing your cock, if man wants to look at me i let him whats the harm
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Apr 20, 2016 19:42
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www posted:why you scared of other men seeing your cock, if man wants to look at me i let him whats the harm well durr widdle dum dum, if another man sees your cock it means you are GAY
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Apr 20, 2016 19:43
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www posted:why you scared of other men seeing your cock, if man wants to look at me i let him whats the harm Xaris posted:well durr widdle dum dum, if another man sees your cock it means you are GAY
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Apr 20, 2016 19:44
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what is it with nerds and literally every situation in their life having to relate to a video game or comic book or some retarded baby poo poo?
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Apr 20, 2016 19:45
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GRANNY SUGASLUTZZ posted:what is it with nerds and literally every situation in their life having to relate to a video game or comic book or some retarded baby poo poo? Sounds like you need to "cooldown" buddy!
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Apr 20, 2016 19:46
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GRANNY SUGASLUTZZ posted:what is it with nerds and literally every situation in their life having to relate to a video game or comic book or some retarded baby poo poo? You're totally a Samantha
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Apr 20, 2016 19:47
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I think of it more like a race with a few obstacles to traverse. I try to make sure that I don't lose any positions during the hardest part (putting on my pants) by speeding through the first couple steps and stripping without tying my towel. This is a bit of a risk, but its one I'm willing to take because I intend to win, dammit.
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GRANNY SUGASLUTZZ posted:what is it with nerds and literally every situation in their life having to relate to a video game or comic book or some retarded baby poo poo? its kind of like sid meiers civilization
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Apr 20, 2016 19:48
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Libelous Slander posted:You're totally a Samantha That's not my name at all actually
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Apr 20, 2016 19:49
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dad gay. so what posted:its kind of like sid meiers civilization I'm always the first "player" to unveil his "wonder" 
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Apr 20, 2016 19:49
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Is it normal in america to cover yourself up like that in locker rooms? Cuz here everyone is just naked especially the old guys, they reallllly take their time in the nude
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Apr 20, 2016 19:49
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Zzulu posted:Is it normal in america to cover yourself up like that in locker rooms? Cuz here everyone is just naked if you go to a gym in merica it is old dude dick central old dudes just love showing the wang world wide
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Apr 20, 2016 19:51
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When I am old and I no longer care, I too will retreat to the locker rooms, shed my clothes and neverleave
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Apr 20, 2016 19:55
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easter egg: if you break the fourth wall you'll see dennis hastert kicked back in a la-z-boy, staring intently
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Apr 20, 2016 19:58
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I'm over the towel thing and also over the balancing on flip flops thing, idgaf #yolo #nolimit
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Apr 20, 2016 20:03
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a curious game, the only way to win is choosing not to play
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Apr 20, 2016 20:04
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Pro tip: unattended lockers sometimes contain "powerups" be sure to check them all!
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Apr 20, 2016 20:05
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i was molested by my HS wrestling coach in the locker room. thanks for the memories
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Apr 20, 2016 20:06
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JiveHonky posted:i was molested by my HS wrestling coach in the locker room. thanks for the memories atleast he got to be speaker of the house I only got raped by my lame uncle, no street cred
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Apr 20, 2016 20:10
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JiveHonky posted:i was molested by my HS wrestling coach in the locker room. thanks for the memories sounds like you got the "bad ending" lol.
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Apr 20, 2016 20:10
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Applewhite posted:sounds like you got the "bad ending" lol. *snaps wet towel at u
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Apr 20, 2016 20:11
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i moletsted my locker room coach lol
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Apr 20, 2016 20:12
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at level 3 you get the towel snap attack and at level 5 you can straight up urinate in the shower, that's right, what're you gonna do about it
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Apr 20, 2016 20:12
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JiveHonky posted:*snaps wet towel at u welcome to level 3
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Apr 20, 2016 20:12
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JiveHonky posted:i was molested by my HS wrestling coach in the locker room. thanks for the memories Zzulu posted:i moletsted my locker room coach lol Doe he taste like you only sweeter?
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Apr 20, 2016 20:14
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I enter the locker room, barefoot now everyone will have athletes foot together with me
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Apr 20, 2016 20:14
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I do a priority rotation of; throw ball, swing bat, and then use run to base on cooldown. Coach kicked me off the team because that rotation apparently maps poorly to the actual game of baseball.
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Apr 20, 2016 20:19
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I like to lie back on the bench between the lockers and plop out my prolapse for everyone to see.
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Apr 20, 2016 21:29
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GRANNY SUGASLUTZZ posted:what is it with nerds and literally every situation in their life having to relate to a video game or comic book or some retarded baby poo poo? your post reminds me of the negative criticism farmers sometimes give me in the witcher video games, which i as geralt scoff at
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Apr 20, 2016 21:31
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the game is to make sure as many dudes as possible see your schlong while you make eye contact with them.
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Apr 20, 2016 22:04
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a true Dark Soulsian experience YOU GLANCED AT STRANGE DICK ah dangit better luck next time
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Apr 20, 2016 22:11
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Challenge mode: Get 250 XP by performing the "helicopter dick" move on top of a locker room bench for ten seconds. +25 XP for every witness.
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Apr 20, 2016 22:13
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its like a metal gear solid game b/c there is a lot of man rear end
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Apr 20, 2016 22:13
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Monkey Fracas posted:a true Dark Soulsian experience You get points if the dick is smaller than yours but lose major health points if it is bigger.
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Apr 20, 2016 22:13
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I found an exploit that changes your skin features without paying for the tatoo parlor DLC . If you gain a bunch of weight very fast you get a stretch mark" pattern. Each time, it's unique (similar to CS:GO's skin generation). I got patterns on my biceps, thighs, hips, and stomach.Applewhite posted:Then it's like a "stealth mission" where you have to wait until no-one is looking to drop your towel and pull up your underwear as fast as you can. I miss the stealth aspect of the men's locker room. Unfortunately, where I'm at in the late game and end game, the stealth-mission gets removed.
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Apr 21, 2016 09:35
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as a men's locker room attendant i get one xp every time i punch in. at 365 XP i can apply for a major upgrade like a full time position with medical and dental benefits! I hear there's a surprise waiting for me when i hit 180 XP, though, but I'm afraid of spoilers so I haven't asked anyone yet. Can you help me figure out what it is?
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:as a men's locker room attendant i get one xp every time i punch in. at 365 XP i can apply for a major upgrade like a full time position with medical and dental benefits! I hear there's a surprise waiting for me when i hit 180 XP, though, but I'm afraid of spoilers so I haven't asked anyone yet. Can you help me figure out what it is? ask yourself this question: do you see any men's locker room attendants with more than 180 XP hanging around? and for that matter, why do they have to hose down the sweat lodge every day? lotta weird stains in there
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oatmeal got it right
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