Pick a number, get an occult affliction

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Pick a number, get an occult affliction

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

999

I hope its not golem fever...

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Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Y'all got "Jock Lich". A diminutive undead spellcaster has made your nether regions his permanent home. No attempt of permanent removal works, as his philastery is hidden deep inside your nutsack. The itch is unbearable, and every once in a while a random paladin gives you a righteous kick in the nuts.

# ¿ Apr 20, 2016 22:37

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