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1187
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 19:57 |
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696
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 19:58 |
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has anyone said 666? ifso 1984
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 19:58 |
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Dreddout posted:1187 I guess nothing changed. Takane posted:696 Smash it Smash hit posted:has anyone said 666? Someone said both.
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 20:05 |
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Tiberius Thyben posted:Caster picks up a strange habit: Masturbating in the faces of sleeping street bums. goddamn well i dontwant to suggest a number then
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 20:06 |
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Tiberius Thyben posted:Caster picks up a strange habit: Masturbating in the faces of sleeping street bums. Holy poo poo, Lmao!
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 20:17 |
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1188
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 20:18 |
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Dreddout posted:1188 Caster picks up a strange habit: Defecate as normal, but waits to wipe their rear end until in public.
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 20:21 |
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1812
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 20:29 |
It seems like mine have basically all made me a better person 9
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 20:32 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:It seems like mine have basically all made me a better person Caster permanently loses 1 casting level. Caster believes that everyone met who is 20 years younger than them is their child.
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 20:33 |
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Anyone said 1337 yet? If so, uh... 800 ?
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 20:34 |
never gonna stop casting .13
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 20:35 |
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333
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 20:37 |
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Dzhay posted:Anyone said 1337 yet? 1337: Accidentally casts Divination by Means of a Boy. I think you're going to jail 800: Caster’s body emits an odor that attracts unethical beings, with +20 to reactions. SniperWoreConverse posted:never gonna stop casting .13 Caster gains an attack bonus of 1d6 per level. Caster worships and entire body is branded with the symbol of the bugbear god of .
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 20:40 |
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1201
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 20:40 |
hale satan 667
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 20:45 |
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Target’s body part falls off: left eye (-20 to hit, -50 Vision).SniperWoreConverse posted:hale satan 667 The local ruler attempts for 1 day to transfer their authority to the lowest slave.
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 20:50 |
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999
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 20:54 |
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985
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33
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1942
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 20:58 |
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Tiberius Thyben posted:The target creature is compelled to speak the name of their god while defecating. This honestly sounds amazing. If we could get like a fantasy game with poo poo like this, but not the rest of the FATAL horrifying stuff that'd be hilarious. Casting diarrhea on an enemy or just weird poo poo when you fail a spell but still succeed in some terms would be neat.
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 21:00 |
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Waci posted:999 Every time a spell is cast, the caster says “Pain I crave is pain I save!” Target immediately begins to sniff and lick the rear end of the caster for 1d4 rounds. Ahundredbux posted:1942 Caster recieves a permanent penalty of 3d10 with the Jump skill.
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 21:01 |
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Tiberius Thyben posted:Target immediately begins to sniff and lick the rear end of the caster for 1d4 rounds. LMFAO WHAT?
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 21:01 |
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Microwaves Mom posted:LMFAO WHAT? Look man. I don't make the rules. I just enforce them.
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 21:03 |
some of these are actually insanely good, basically critical success
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 21:05 |
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998
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 21:26 |
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Waci posted:998 Caster grows a piece of fruit from their dickhole/cuntpipe that ripens every 10 days. If eaten, -1 CA.
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 21:27 |
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Tiberius Thyben posted:Caster grows a piece of fruit from their dickhole/cuntpipe that ripens every 10 days. If eaten, -1 CA. Please tell me dickhole/cuntpipe is the original wording. Also, what is CA? 997
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 21:29 |
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Waci posted:Please tell me dickhole/cuntpipe is the original wording. Also, what is CA? It is the original wording. I have copy pasted every effect from the source. 997 is just: Caster grows a piece of fruit from their dickhole/cuntpipe that ripens every 10 days. If eaten, +1 CA. I think CA is charisma. It never specifies for sure in the character creation section, which you saw fit to make me scroll through. I did find this, though.
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 21:36 |
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I can strongly smell the kind of people who play FATAL just by thought alone
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 21:42 |
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996 Come on, crotchgarden
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 21:43 |
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Waci posted:996 Caster grows a piece of fruit from their dickhole/cuntpipe that ripens in 10 days. If eaten, -1 to Drive. But c'mon now. It's cheating if you choose ones close to each other.
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 21:45 |
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Can I get a reroll? Mine was poo poo 555 or 732
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 21:45 |
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Tiberius Thyben posted:Look man. I don't make the rules. I just enforce them. I honestly thought you were making stuff up holy poo poo
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Kikka posted:I can strongly smell the kind of people who play FATAL just by thought alone Nobody plays FATAL because the people who would want to don't have any friends.
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4
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 21:51 |
665
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Ahundredbux posted:Can I get a reroll? Mine was poo poo 555 or 732 0555. The caster yells, “I am the king of all KINGS!” 0732. Caster gains ability to scream once per day, others nearby must pass Health TH 18 or go deaf. DrManiac posted:I honestly thought you were making stuff up holy poo poo Nope! This is all in an actual FATAL rulebook, which numbers 977 pages. FATAL is generally considered the worst RPG ever made. Caster’s eyes turn jet black with animate lightning images. Permanent immunity to lightning. This might have actually been kinda cool, if it weren't FATAL. Every character in the nearest community has an orgy that lasts for 3 days.
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