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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
1187

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Takane
Aug 24, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
696

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
has anyone said 666?

ifso 1984

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Caster picks up a strange habit: Masturbating in the faces of sleeping street bums.

I guess nothing changed.

Already done.

Smash it Smash hit posted:

has anyone said 666?

ifso 1984

Someone said both.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Tiberius Thyben posted:

Caster picks up a strange habit: Masturbating in the faces of sleeping street bums.

I guess nothing changed.

Already done.


Someone said both.

goddamn well i dontwant to suggest a number then

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Tiberius Thyben posted:

Caster picks up a strange habit: Masturbating in the faces of sleeping street bums.

Holy poo poo, Lmao!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
1188

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing



Caster picks up a strange habit: Defecate as normal, but waits to wipe their rear end until in public.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
1812

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
It seems like mine have basically all made me a better person

9

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


SniperWoreConverse posted:

It seems like mine have basically all made me a better person

9

Caster permanently loses 1 casting level.



Caster believes that everyone met who is 20 years younger than them is their child.

Brutal Garcon
Nov 2, 2014



Anyone said 1337 yet?

If so, uh... 800 ?

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
never gonna stop casting .13

Simian_Prime
Nov 6, 2011

When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.
333

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Dzhay posted:

Anyone said 1337 yet?

If so, uh... 800 ?

1337: Accidentally casts Divination by Means of a Boy.
I think you're going to jail :ohdear:

800: Caster’s body emits an odor that attracts unethical beings, with +20 to reactions.

SniperWoreConverse posted:

never gonna stop casting .13

Caster gains an attack bonus of 1d6 per level.


Caster worships and entire body is branded with the symbol of the bugbear god of .

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
1201

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
hale satan 667

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Target’s body part falls off: left eye (-20 to hit, -50 Vision).


The local ruler attempts for 1 day to transfer their authority to the lowest slave.

Waci
May 30, 2011

A boy and his dog.
999

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

985

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
33

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
1942

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Tiberius Thyben posted:

The target creature is compelled to speak the name of their god while defecating.

This honestly sounds amazing. If we could get like a fantasy game with poo poo like this, but not the rest of the FATAL horrifying stuff that'd be hilarious.

Casting diarrhea on an enemy or just weird poo poo when you fail a spell but still succeed in some terms would be neat.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Caster and target begin copulating instantly for 2d10 rounds. Target enjoys it thoroughly.

Every time a spell is cast, the caster says “Pain I crave is pain I save!”

Target immediately begins to sniff and lick the rear end of the caster for 1d4 rounds.


Caster recieves a permanent penalty of 3d10 with the Jump skill.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Tiberius Thyben posted:

Target immediately begins to sniff and lick the rear end of the caster for 1d4 rounds.

LMFAO WHAT?

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing



Look man. I don't make the rules. I just enforce them.

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
some of these are actually insanely good, basically critical success

Waci
May 30, 2011

A boy and his dog.
998

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing



Caster grows a piece of fruit from their dickhole/cuntpipe that ripens every 10 days. If eaten, -1 CA.

Waci
May 30, 2011

A boy and his dog.

Tiberius Thyben posted:

Caster grows a piece of fruit from their dickhole/cuntpipe that ripens every 10 days. If eaten, -1 CA.

Please tell me dickhole/cuntpipe is the original wording. Also, what is CA?

997

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Waci posted:

Please tell me dickhole/cuntpipe is the original wording. Also, what is CA?

997

It is the original wording. I have copy pasted every effect from the source.

997 is just: Caster grows a piece of fruit from their dickhole/cuntpipe that ripens every 10 days. If eaten, +1 CA.

I think CA is charisma. It never specifies for sure in the character creation section, which you saw fit to make me scroll through.

I did find this, though.

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Kikka
Feb 10, 2010

I POST STUPID STUFF ABOUT DOCTOR WHO
I can strongly smell the kind of people who play FATAL just by thought alone

Waci
May 30, 2011

A boy and his dog.
996

Come on, crotchgarden

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Waci posted:

996

Come on, crotchgarden

Caster grows a piece of fruit from their dickhole/cuntpipe that ripens in 10 days. If eaten, -1 to Drive.

But c'mon now. It's cheating if you choose ones close to each other.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
Can I get a reroll? Mine was poo poo 555 or 732

DrManiac
Feb 29, 2012

Tiberius Thyben posted:

Look man. I don't make the rules. I just enforce them.






I honestly thought you were making stuff up holy poo poo

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Kikka posted:

I can strongly smell the kind of people who play FATAL just by thought alone

Nobody plays FATAL because the people who would want to don't have any friends.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
4

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
665

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Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Ahundredbux posted:

Can I get a reroll? Mine was poo poo 555 or 732

0555. The caster yells, “I am the king of all KINGS!”

0732. Caster gains ability to scream once per day, others nearby must pass Health TH 18 or go deaf.


DrManiac posted:

I honestly thought you were making stuff up holy poo poo

Nope! This is all in an actual FATAL rulebook, which numbers 977 pages. FATAL is generally considered the worst RPG ever made.

Caster’s eyes turn jet black with animate lightning images. Permanent immunity to lightning.

This might have actually been kinda cool, if it weren't FATAL.


Every character in the nearest community has an orgy that lasts for 3 days.

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