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divx
Aug 21, 2005

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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Tiberius Thyben posted:


I did find this, though.



HAHAHAHA

holy poo poo I almost want to play this.


Kikka posted:

I can strongly smell the kind of people who play FATAL just by thought alone
Anyone who plays this seriously agreed. But I have to admit when you see poo poo like critical spell rear end licking for 1d4 minutes or super retard strength that poo poo is hilarious.

E:
How can something with retard strength and critical spell fails that make you say your gods name every time you have to take a dump be the worst RPG ever? They should have been working with gold there pure gold! Instead they made it creepy and sexual.

Microwaves Mom fucked around with this message at 21:56 on Apr 21, 2016

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
so far so good. 383

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


SniperWoreConverse posted:

so far so good. 383

Caster worships and entire body is branded with the symbol of the human goddess of water.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
7

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing



Already taken.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
37

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing



Random party member gains 20 SP to allocate as they please without restriction.

CountryMatters
Apr 8, 2009

IT KEEPS HAPPENING
These are gold. I thought for sure you were making them up. How the hell did FATAL sell enough to get a second edition?

28

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


CountryMatters posted:

These are gold. I thought for sure you were making them up. How the hell did FATAL sell enough to get a second edition?

28

Battleground (or next one, if not in battle) becomes a pool of sulfuric acid: 15’ deep, 100’ diameter.

In all fairness, it is really more of a revision. Removed a few of the most hilariously broken parts of the rules, and the armors that literally turned you into a racist caricature. One of them was the "Armor of Niggerous Nincompoopery," and there was one for Jews, Mexicans, Asians, and Italians, if I recall.

The developers/whatever said it was just supposed to be edgy humor.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Tiberius Thyben posted:

"Armor of Niggerous Nincompoopery,"

Namechange please, mods

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Tiberius Thyben posted:

Battleground (or next one, if not in battle) becomes a pool of sulfuric acid: 15’ deep, 100’ diameter.

In all fairness, it is really more of a revision. Removed a few of the most hilariously broken parts of the rules, and the armors that literally turned you into a racist caricature. One of them was the "Armor of Niggerous Nincompoopery," and there was one for Jews, Mexicans, Asians, and Italians, if I recall.

The developers/whatever said it was just supposed to be edgy humor.

also didn't they change what acronym in the name stood for to be more socially acceptable?

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


LGD posted:

also didn't they change what acronym in the name stood for to be more socially acceptable?

Oh yes! It used to be "From Adventure To Adult Lechery."

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
87

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing



The next character to whom the caster speaks will turn to stone for 1d6 hours.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Tiberius Thyben posted:

0555. The caster yells, “I am the king of all KINGS!”

0732. Caster gains ability to scream once per day, others nearby must pass Health TH 18 or go deaf.

Hmm good, I am indeed ozymandias

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Found a list of all the stupid poo poo in this game.
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/FATAL

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Ahundredbux posted:

Hmm good, I am indeed ozymandias

nice

Odysseus S. Grant
Oct 12, 2011

Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
of mankind
42

Random Hajile
Aug 25, 2003

No discussion of FATAL is complete without mentioning the official theme song (possibly :nws:).

Also, I'll go with 1776.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Tiberius Thyben posted:

Oh yes! It used to be "From Adventure To Adult Lechery."

According to their offical theme song it's Fantasy Adventure to Adult Lechery

edit: gently caress

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
132

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing



Random party member gains night-vision, if already able, it doubles in effectiveness.

Random Hajile posted:

No discussion of FATAL is complete without mentioning the official theme song (possibly :nws:).

Also, I'll go with 1776.
Accidentally casts Force Slumber.


Target becomes a whore.

:geno:

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Dreddout posted:

Found a list of all the stupid poo poo in this game.
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/FATAL

Not a link to the rulebook PDF.

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.
lets see 473

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Tardcore posted:

lets see 473

The caster is forever unable to hear humans.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

Tiberius Thyben posted:

Not a link to the rulebook PDF.

theres one in it

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

222

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Tiberius Thyben posted:


Caster believes they are a housecat for 24 hours.


/pisses on the curtains.

/family can't tell difference

EcoBlue
Jan 1, 2008
204

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
937

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Caster orgasms every time defecation is seen.

Caster strokes or fingers themselves, as is appropriate to their gender, once in each direction in public.


Every time a spell is cast, the caster says “Leeches!—You steal of our lives!”

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
845

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing



Caster and target forever believe that they are EM

I don't know what EM stands for, and I am not going to look.

shove me like you do
Dec 9, 2007

Real Neato

Fun Shoe
1234 sounds good

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


exmorte posted:

1234 sounds good

It was taken already.

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
1243 is a code to a secret lab in pupular coputer game stalker

shove me like you do
Dec 9, 2007

Real Neato

Fun Shoe

Tiberius Thyben posted:

It was taken already.

Well drat sign me up for 717.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Tiberius Thyben posted:

Caster and target forever believe that they are EM

I don't know what EM stands for, and I am not going to look.

Well that's boring. I want a redo.

865

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Tiberius Thyben posted:

Caster and target forever believe that they are EM

I don't know what EM stands for, and I am not going to look.

Apparently it means their alignment is "ethical-moral" from now on. I guess that's a p bad result for rapists. I had to scroll past a paragraph that described doing things to "her still-warm innards" before I got to the point where they described morality in the s setting.

Hit me. 898.

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