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Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
hey folks. you may remember a thread a while back which you could post in and get assigned a buddy. i, a creative visionary, have engineered a way for us to acquire new buddies, in addition to the old bonds of buddyhood which have ossified in yonder months. here is my method: if you post in this thread, i'll assign you a forum posting buddy. you will still maintain a special relationship with your old forum buddy, if any.

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Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
buddy me up butter cup

ill just ignore them anyway

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

dreezy hosed off to no man's land, so sure

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Gridlocked posted:

buddy me up butter cup

ill just ignore them anyway

You have my favorite SA avatar, easily

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
my old buddy disappeared as well. pretty sure he dead

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

I want a buddy with gauged ears that I can shoehorn my boner through like a true bro

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
my buddy will get dick pics (may or may not be my dick)

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I don't know who my buddy is from the last thread. This being the case, he's not much of a buddy at all.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I dont think i got a buddy in the other thread

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month
I can always use another buddy. Sign me up!

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I want a buddy with a few 'tricks up their sleeve'

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Isaac posted:

I want a buddy with a few 'tricks up their sleeve'

your buddy will be distributed randomly.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

I want a buddy with a few ticks in their weave

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
sure, hit me op

also do you have a link to the old thread

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i will take a vulnerable new gbs poster under my wing, but only if he sucks on my balls (Which are under my wing, fyi)

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
Yo gimme some of that

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I don't need no buddies. I'm a lone cowboy. I walk the earth alone. :clint:

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
which hashtag do I use to get an internet friend so my day to day life isn't so bleak and unbearable

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
ill take a buddy but im not a v good friend full disclosure

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I don't need no buddies. I'm a lone cowboy. I walk the earth alone. :clint:

Good cuz nobody want to be your friend anyway. :clint:

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
I got a missed call from my buddy and then later he turned up dead in the local swimming hole.

El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday
i posted in the old thread but never got a buddy :(

Mayor Glowku
Jul 29, 2012

:pcgaming: :pcgaming: :pcgaming:
:pcgaming: :pcgaming: :pcgaming:
:pcgaming: :pcgaming: :pcgaming:
The Champ absolutely needs a posting buddy. Please OP I need it

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

JiveHonky posted:

Good cuz nobody want to be your friend anyway. :clint:

:clint::clint: howdy.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
:yikes:

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
:goku: Buddy buddy buddy buddy buddy buddy, Buddy! :hellyeah:

:swoon: :syoon: :sun: :krakentoot::can:

Jellidelic
Nov 28, 2011

i have a posting buddy he's just better at being too good for gbs. something I aspire to be, but fail at. The best buddies are ones you can look up to imo

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
dinosaurmageddon && isaac
el boot && hobozero
bigblackturnout && symbolic
jivehonky && hell yeah
fergus mac roich && flerp
clamdestineboyster && jellidelic
hogge wild && mayor glowku
kuato && iron prince
gridlocked && tendai
drunk nerds && joust
orkin mang && h.h

the randomization process is as follows

code:
from sys import argv
from random import shuffle

try:
    with open(argv[1]) as posters:
        posters = list(line.replace('\n', '') for line in posters)
        shuffle(posters)
        pairs = []
        while len(posters) > 1:
            pairs.append("[b]{}[/b] && [b]{}[/b]".format(posters.pop(), posters.pop()))
        if len(posters) == 1:
            print("LONER: {}".format(posters.pop()))
        print(*pairs, sep='\n')
except Exception as e:
    print("Usage: buddydistributor filename.")
    print(e)

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
cool, i like dicks

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

#loved :h::h::h::h:

Jellidelic
Nov 28, 2011

Fergus Mac Roich posted:


clamdestineboyster && jellidelic


ayy dude

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Hell yeah

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
cool both my buddy and I have avatars that reference pissing or making GBS threads

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
uh- Whatup Isaac my main man? I think I gotta catch up in the GBS E/N thread, but it's gonna feel like I'm reading a friend's diary now for some reason. How do you feel about that?

Q2: What are you drinking? #wanderlust

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
hello mayor glowku! i'm really glad that we were assigned to each other :)

since we are buddies now i think we should share our nudes

you can find mine in my profile's home page section

where can i see yours?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

:hfive: sup?

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

uh- Whatup Isaac my main man? I think I gotta catch up in the GBS E/N thread, but it's gonna feel like I'm reading a friend's diary now for some reason. How do you feel about that?

Q2: What are you drinking? #wanderlust

Im gonna do my shopping thrn im gonna drink some stella while i drive home

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Tendai posted:

cool both my buddy and I have avatars that reference pissing or making GBS threads

im not your buddy friend

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Isaac posted:

Im gonna do my shopping thrn im gonna drink some stella while i drive home


Affirmative. stellar au trois

Watch out for brake lights! :iiam: :iiaca: :iia:

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
oh hi kuato lets be... pals?!

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