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Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
hey folks. you may remember a thread a while back which you could post in and get assigned a buddy. i, a creative visionary, have engineered a way for us to acquire new buddies, in addition to the old bonds of buddyhood which have ossified in yonder months. here is my method: if you post in this thread, i'll assign you a forum posting buddy. you will still maintain a special relationship with your old forum buddy, if any.

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Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Isaac posted:

I want a buddy with a few 'tricks up their sleeve'

your buddy will be distributed randomly.

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
dinosaurmageddon && isaac
el boot && hobozero
bigblackturnout && symbolic
jivehonky && hell yeah
fergus mac roich && flerp
clamdestineboyster && jellidelic
hogge wild && mayor glowku
kuato && iron prince
gridlocked && tendai
drunk nerds && joust
orkin mang && h.h

the randomization process is as follows

code:
from sys import argv
from random import shuffle

try:
    with open(argv[1]) as posters:
        posters = list(line.replace('\n', '') for line in posters)
        shuffle(posters)
        pairs = []
        while len(posters) > 1:
            pairs.append("[b]{}[/b] && [b]{}[/b]".format(posters.pop(), posters.pop()))
        if len(posters) == 1:
            print("LONER: {}".format(posters.pop()))
        print(*pairs, sep='\n')
except Exception as e:
    print("Usage: buddydistributor filename.")
    print(e)

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
cool, i like dicks

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Takane posted:

OP is really letting us down not giving us buddies.

chill for a min jeeze

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
my apologies to captain yossarian who will be waiting for the next round due to random selection.

doc friday && shithouse dave
dad gay. so what && thenightmancum-eth
dog buttz && takane
bakalakadaka && jazzyhattrick
scrototurbosperg && hector beerlioz
bitter mushroom && nation
booblord zagats && smash it smash hit

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Hector Beerlioz posted:

ALERT: we are forum enemies, not buddies

you are now forum enemies who share an invincible bond of buddyhood.

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

dad gay. so what posted:

i want a new buddy this one sucks. ill trade him for isaac

no. all of this is as foretold in the runes. buddies are for life.

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
you're a rogue and a cheat, dgsw.

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
waiting on those dick pics flerp

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Smash it Smash hit posted:

hey booblord didnt even ask for a buddy and he probably doesnt even want me so idk why i got paried with him this is bullshit

booblord's post technically did not rule out wanting a buddy.

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

TheNightmanCum-eth posted:

Does FYAD have a similar buddy assignment system? I'd like to break into that market, if possible. Trying to diversify my posting portfolio.

yes go there and ask for lyle

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

ChrisHansen posted:

Have I been assigned a buddy yet? I would like one who is interested in a murder suicide arrangement

youll be in the third round.

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
this is chaos

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
at least take your original buddy. he never did you no harm.

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

ill wait

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

ChrisHansen posted:

I'll be your buddy dgsw, since op is slacking so much

hey i'm still pairing people, i just wait for a big pool so it's actually random. meanwhile dgsw is sewing chaos and discontent with his discriminatory and not to mention exclusionary "buddy" practices.

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Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
nomadologique && saint isaias boner
dr. dogballs jr. && microwaves mom
jeff smisek && toadvine
tectonis && jakep
captain yossarian && hrist
celluloid sam && parity warning
a corn buddy && chrishansen

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