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Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

Y-Hat posted:

patton's been on the road to becoming the next dennis miller for a couple of years now, this can only accelerate that process

For this to happen, someone has to blame him for the obscurity of a dead, overrated comedian that only pretentious assholes like.

Whoops, wrong Dennis!

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Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!
I hope every single female organism in the entirety of the cosmos gets married to Patton Oswalt and then they all die in front of him.

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!
I'm going to pay a group of hobos to camp out in front of Patton Oswalt's wife's grave and have them take shifts pointing at it and laughing. I'll pay them extra to shove him away from it every time he tries to visit.

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