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death is probably a preferable alternative to being married to patton oswalt imho
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 14:42 |
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Constant Hamprince posted:keep going, if you get spiteful enough grandpa bernie will give you a gumjob as a thank you for all the money you wasted donating to him
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 14:46 |
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stay safe mrs oswalt ghost
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 14:46 |
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Haha LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 14:47 |
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Sanders is going to be dead in like 3 years anyway, it's not worth being so salty about
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 14:51 |
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Drunkboxer posted:Sanders is going to be dead in like 3 years anyway, it's not worth being so salty about We're all going to be dead in 3 years when <presidential candidate you don't like> gets into office.
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 15:00 |
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.lnk to the past posted:death is probably a preferable alternative to being married to patton oswalt imho
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 15:01 |
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Dave_Indeed posted:I don't hate him because he's an insanely liberal person, I hate him because he's such a oval office about it. Maybe they'll cremate her so she can feel the Bern one last time?
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 15:04 |
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Did he kill her while sleep walking?
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 15:04 |
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God drat
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 15:09 |
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.lnk to the past posted:death is probably a preferable alternative to being married to patton oswalt imho I dunno. I think it would be hypnotically relaxing watching his jowls slap back and forth as he thrusts on top of you.
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 15:26 |
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pretty sad
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 15:27 |
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Three Olives posted:Just FYI if something bad happens to someone you don't know you don't have to feel obligated to pretend to feel bad about it. qft
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 15:31 |
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brylcreem posted:Did he kill her while sleep walking? No, that's Mike Birbiglia.
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 15:33 |
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patton's been on the road to becoming the next dennis miller for a couple of years now, this can only accelerate that process
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 15:35 |
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Mierenneuker posted:No, that's Mike Birbiglia. He's pretty good and I enjoy his in his "oafish" roles.
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 15:36 |
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Y-Hat posted:patton's been on the road to becoming the next dennis miller for a couple of years now, this can only accelerate that process For this to happen, someone has to blame him for the obscurity of a dead, overrated comedian that only pretentious assholes like. Whoops, wrong Dennis!
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 15:44 |
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lol at 3os tryhard edginess itt. sorry bruh u cant force it like that
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 16:14 |
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Turns out Walter White saw everything but didn't actually help. What an rear end in a top hat.
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 16:17 |
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Mega64 posted:I'm predicting The A.V. Club murdered her in a fit of jealousy. excellent first posting
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 16:24 |
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Command Ant posted:For this to happen, someone has to blame him for the obscurity of a dead, overrated comedian that only pretentious assholes like. probably any comedian people like is overrated and shouldn't be heard/seen
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 16:45 |
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https://youtu.be/sf8FAqOQUq4 no mom very hungry fucked around with this message at 18:21 on Apr 23, 2016 |
# ? Apr 23, 2016 18:17 |
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Jesus that's loving horrible. I don't think drugs or anything like that - sounds like an brain aneurysm or something similar occured while she was sleeping. Aneurysms are the worst, they will just kill a perfectly healthy person out of the blue with no warning, like a death ray hit them.
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 18:37 |
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this sucks for him but why did he retweet the article that reported his wife's death? like, even with his loving wife's death he can't put down his loving twitter for even a second.
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 18:39 |
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BunnySkull posted:Jesus that's loving horrible. I don't think drugs or anything like that - sounds like an brain aneurysm or something similar occured while she was sleeping. Aneurysms are the worst, they will just kill a perfectly healthy person out of the blue with no warning, like a death ray hit them. I'm predicting she was getting too close to uncovering the truth about some random crime and the culprit found a way to poison her or whatever. It'd make a good movie and then we could have Kevin James star as Patton Oswalt.
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 18:42 |
Probably because he felt like he had to acknowledge it in public but was too distraught to write anything on his own. Goons are real bad at basic human emotional thinking.
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 18:42 |
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eat fresh
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 18:46 |
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hooooot pockets
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 18:49 |
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MinibarMatchman posted:this sucks for him but why did he retweet the article that reported his wife's death? like, even with his loving wife's death he can't put down his loving twitter for even a second.
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 18:58 |
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i like patton's tweets though, theyre good
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 19:02 |
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Dave_Indeed posted:I don't hate him because he's an insanely liberal person, I hate him because he's such a oval office about it. as an anarchist atheist with communist sympathies and a strong sense of social justice i gotta say patton oswalt is a disgusting conservative piece of poo poo
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 19:09 |
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MinibarMatchman posted:this sucks for him but why did he retweet the article that reported his wife's death? like, even with his loving wife's death he can't put down his loving twitter for even a second. If you are a public figure and your spouse suddenly died, its being reported in the media and a billion people are sending sympathy message, you need to post something to acknowledge it. I don't think you are in the frame of mind to try and compose how much you loved your dead wife and the emotions you are feeling in 142 characters on twitter, not now and not ever. Reposting a story was the easiest way for him to acknowledge it without ripping his heart out trying to compose something on the matter, which is loving impossible task anyway.
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BunnySkull posted:If you are a public figure and your spouse suddenly died, its being reported in the media and a billion people are sending sympathy message, you need to post something to acknowledge it. I don't think you are in the frame of mind to try and compose how much you loved your dead wife and the emotions you are feeling in 142 characters on twitter, not now and not ever. Reposting a story was the easiest way for him to acknowledge it without ripping his heart out trying to compose something on the matter, which is loving impossible task anyway. "I loved my wife, I will miss her dearly.Thank you all for your sympathy and kindness." 85 characters. Get your poo poo together, Oswalt.
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 19:22 |
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Mega64 posted:I'm predicting she was getting too close to uncovering the truth about some random crime and the culprit found a way to poison her or whatever. Maybe Oswalt is a cold case killer and that's the reason he married her in the first place.
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 19:26 |
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MariusLecter posted:"I loved my wife, I will miss her dearly.Thank you all for your sympathy and kindness." if you think he's capable of being succinct you've obviously never watched his standup
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 19:28 |
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BunnySkull posted:If you are a public figure and your spouse suddenly died, its being reported in the media and a billion people are sending sympathy message, you need to post something to acknowledge it. I don't think you are in the frame of mind to try and compose how much you loved your dead wife and the emotions you are feeling in 142 characters on twitter, not now and not ever. Reposting a story was the easiest way for him to acknowledge it without ripping his heart out trying to compose something on the matter, which is loving impossible task anyway. Actually you ain't gotta acknowledge nothing
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 19:30 |
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8 track betamax posted:Actually you ain't gotta acknowledge nothing Well the sooner he does the sooner people can stop asking if it's true?
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 19:31 |
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BunnySkull posted:If you are a public figure and your spouse suddenly died, its being reported in the media and a billion people are sending sympathy message, you need to post something to acknowledge it. I don't think you are in the frame of mind to try and compose how much you loved your dead wife and the emotions you are feeling in 142 characters on twitter, not now and not ever. Reposting a story was the easiest way for him to acknowledge it without ripping his heart out trying to compose something on the matter, which is loving impossible task anyway. it's going to become the new thing, the family member who handles the funeral arrangements also handles the social media arrangements
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 19:32 |
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fyodor posted:Well the sooner he does the sooner people can stop asking if it's true? who gives a poo poo if they're asking he should be attending to his kid and life not twitter hth
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Simstim posted:it's going to become the new thing, the family member who handles the funeral arrangements also handles the social media arrangements Yes like they used to handle the press release because they are celebrities.
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