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Who is the best wizard?
Merlin
Raistlin
Elminster
Rand
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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Asking for a friend. Please tell me who is the best wizard.

Is it Merlin? He cast some pretty cool spells I guess. If you need someone to get hosed he has a cool spell that lets you rape chicks. Pretty powerful if you ask me.



Is the best wizard Raistlin Majere? He is pretty strong according to the one Dragonlance book I read. I hear he goes crazy though and maybe that's not the best fit for best wizard.



Is the best wizard Elminster Aumar? He is in Dungeons and Dragons, he is a very powerful wizard of the realms, basically the magic pope if you think about it.



Maybe Rand al'Thor from the Wheel of Time?? He had some pretty cool powers like shooting time erasing fireballs.



Is the best wizard someone who I don't even know anything about? Super heros do not count as they are clearly not wizards so goku will not be a part of this discussion.

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I once met an older gentleman who told me he was a wizard, I think I was 12, anyways he made me suck his dick

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Jesus

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Mesmer.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



That's the guy who made me suck his dick holy poo poo

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Fred Savage's autistic little brother.

My Rhythmic Crotch
Jan 13, 2011

Dylon, Dylon, Dylon, Dylon, Dylon

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
Rasputin

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

the wizards in soul sacrifice are p hardcore




like this guy here is ripping his spine out through his mouth so he can stab a monster super hard with it before he dies. pretty wizardly imo

free hubcaps fucked around with this message at 06:11 on Apr 24, 2016

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
Rand Al'thor, idiots

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Wizard Master

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Is DriZZT Dourden a wizard

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
anyone that can make a good corn husk doll is a true Wizard to me

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


Powers include: Scoring impossible points in Double Dragon

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Celluloid Sam posted:

I once met an older gentleman who told me he was a wizard, I think I was 12, anyways he made me suck his dick
I thought it would be cool to meet a wizard but now I'm not so sure.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

is butt wizard a mod still

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
The best wizard is and always shall be Merlin, OP.

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
Electric wizard rips the soul from your bosom and uses it to light his enormous obsidian bong

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Wizard Master

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



It's Ryu from Street Fighter.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Wizards in descending order of bestness:
Merlin
Gandalf
Conan's Oriental wizard friend
Dumbledore
Lego wizard figure

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
The Crotch Wizard (ie you, the person reading this)

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

I nominate

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I think we can all agree that the worst wizard is the protagonist from the Sword of Truth.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

install wizard

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



rand as in ayn rand

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Oaken Ralph
Nov 23, 2015
I saw this guy on the television saying he is the Wiz.



He was on television; must be true.

Withnail
Feb 11, 2004
pinball wizard or prince

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
I'm a big fan of lady wizard Jaina Proudmoore because she's had sex with an orc, a blood elf, a human, and a death knight (last two are same guy)

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Elminster used to gently caress his goddess. Literally.

Pretty sure that makes him the manliest.

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
where the FARK is gandalf in this

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


The installation Wizard.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Celluloid Sam posted:

I once met an older gentleman who told me he was a wizard, I think I was 12, anyways he made me suck his dick

p sure you can stretch this out to 20000 words and get the great american novel

but youre gonna have to change some things

biggest issue here is that the wizard of molesto in modesto CA (tentative title) doesnt have an actual name

i like tony, but im not married to it

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

i gently caress around on tony is what i am trying to say

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Rand was a lovely wizard because he could've just cast balefire on all the evil wizards and then it would've been like evil never existed but he didn't because I guess it would've been a lot of work to deal with a character having a spell that retcons your own books that actually uses it

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtjKd_4uaCg

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


zordon probably

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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


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