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ClamdestineBoyster posted:So it's 1 inch? .5 of an inch. Op has an Innie
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VendaGoat posted:.5 of an inch. It's actually just a vestigial tail.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Shut the gently caress up. i don't think this has been stressed enough
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Apr 24, 2016 19:04
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Shut the gently caress up.
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Apr 24, 2016 19:09
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I just took a break from dragging my un-wiped rear end in a top hat on the carpet to say I'm a drooling, crumb-covered sperg. Hope that gives y'all the validation y'all were looking for.
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Apr 24, 2016 19:26
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Now, I don't believe a word of your high-falutin' psychologist intelligence quotient gibberish. This is the real test: which is the correct direction of feed for toilet paper? This?  Or this  ?
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Apr 24, 2016 19:32
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Hahahah OP says hes a genius but he also doesn't smoke weed, NOT SO FUCKIN SMART OP NOW ARE YOU?
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Apr 24, 2016 19:41
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Kill your smarts with booze and weed. It's what we all do to survive in the idiot zone.
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Apr 24, 2016 19:52
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scott zoloft posted:My main intelligence is that basically I know all the shops around that have Mr. Pibb. Zero, because I ain't for sale. 
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Apr 24, 2016 19:58
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utterlycorrupt posted:You have a kind heart pick, may your life be free from care. Also I like your biology threads Thank you, my life is a string of calamities actually which is one reason I know the importance of kind and loyal people as opposed to self-important dickheads.
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Apr 24, 2016 20:24
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i wouldnt worry about it for much longer, things are about to get meta
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Apr 24, 2016 20:38
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Being a smug piece of poo poo with a small penis helps.
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Apr 24, 2016 20:39
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PK loving SUBBAN posted:IQ tests are bullshit fyi
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Apr 24, 2016 20:50
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I bet OP's girlfriend is cheating on him with someone who isn't insufferable.
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Apr 24, 2016 21:13
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ScorpioMajesty posted:I bet OP's girlfriend is cheating on him with someone who isn't insufferable. Found a pic of OP's girlfriend cheating on him.  Also, bachelor degrees and a master? Hahaha, what a bitch-tier education you've got. But, then, you're not in the 150s like me 
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Apr 24, 2016 21:50
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I work with a 70 year old version of the OP. The dude is legit very smart, has a degree from a very selective business school, is married to a younger MD, and has had a very successful career. He is actually somewhat of a cool dude, but messes it up by being super obnoxious, condescending and childish at work. You never know which version you're getting. But he can't communicate, can't collaborate and can't understand the value of people who don't have his pedigree. In the end, he's doing OK but he's also missing out on a whole range of the human experience.
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Apr 24, 2016 21:50
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:A rapist. 
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Apr 24, 2016 22:21
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dad gay. so what posted:im usually having sex with mens asses, so whatevs this guy gets it
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Apr 24, 2016 22:28
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i help cure cancer by telecommuting from my bedroom, stopping every so often to smoke a bowl, smell my ballsack sweat, and put my feet up on my desk like stirrups
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Apr 24, 2016 22:29
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It's even tougher when you're also extremely good looking. People just don't expect very attractive people to also be incredibly smart. Sometimes I'll say something especially intelligent and people will just shake their heads in disbelief like they never thought such a amazing handsome man could be capable of such insight.
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Apr 24, 2016 22:30
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Here's a better question the OP would have asked if he really had a high IQ (lmao 130s might as well execute you for being a retard like Texas does) How do you deal with being the fartiest person in the room?
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Apr 24, 2016 22:31
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Serviette posted:Now, I don't believe a word of your high-falutin' psychologist intelligence quotient gibberish. #1 is only acceptable if you have a stupid cat. Other wise #2 always
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AKA Pseudonym posted:It's even tougher when you're also extremely good looking. People just don't expect very attractive people to also be incredibly smart. Sometimes I'll say something especially intelligent and people will just shake their heads in disbelief like they never thought such a amazing handsome man could be capable of such insight. Sorry to hear about your curse of good looks, bud.
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:#1 is only acceptable if you have a stupid cat. Other wise #2 always This guy hasn't figured out the 3 sea shells. 
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Apr 24, 2016 22:36
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AKA Pseudonym posted:It's even tougher when you're also extremely good looking. People just don't expect very attractive people to also be incredibly smart. Sometimes I'll say something especially intelligent and people will just shake their heads in disbelief like they never thought such a amazing handsome man could be capable of such insight. This. Plus when you are brilliant and extremely attractive people think that you couldn't also have an enormous dong. But I do. I do have an enormous dong.
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Apr 24, 2016 22:37
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before meeting new people I drink vodka and take drugs until I am semi-conscious to better connect with my fellow American 
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Apr 24, 2016 22:38
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Dd anyone mention how lonely it is being the only person in a room forever?
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Apr 24, 2016 22:43
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Hello OP. You may or may not be aware, but you come across as very arrogant and egotistical. This is off-putting to others. Based on your conduct in this thread, I would wager you have significant deficits in social functioning. Practice loving and honoring the unique combination of characteristics, experiences and dispositions that makes each human soul you encounter beautiful, whole, complete. That should keep your mind busy enough, increase your enjoyment of other people, and increase others' enjoyment of you. There is much to human beings and the human experience beyond raw cognitive computational power. Namaste.
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Apr 24, 2016 23:26
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My IQ is higher so you aren't even the smartest guy in this thread.
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Apr 24, 2016 23:48
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Too make myself seem smarter I steer conversations to one of the few subjects that I'm an expert in. It works pretty well because no one wants to be openly mean to someone with autism.
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Apr 24, 2016 23:58
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SurfaceDetail posted:The principle it operates on (forced glycolysis for the tumor cells) is universal amongst most eukaryotic life. Really amazing results. Yikes
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SurfaceDetail posted:they just seem unbearably slow I'm not a genius or anything, but I get the same with with almost every interaction I have with other people. So loving slow, its as if they're struggling to figure out what words to say. The solution is to drink, they don't seem so slow after a few drinks. So yeah, just slam a few before heading out in the morning. You're welcome.
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Apr 25, 2016 00:03
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OP I was like you once. Then I turned 14.
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Apr 25, 2016 00:23
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well I guess you deal with being the bestest smartest most attractive person ever by making a thread on the something awful forums to tell yourself and others just how amazing you are. Congrats, OP. You're a huge wanker.
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Serviette posted:Now, I don't believe a word of your high-falutin' psychologist intelligence quotient gibberish. my three year old did it like #1 and i havent spoken to her since except to tell her what a disappointment she is
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Apr 25, 2016 00:49
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All day tomorrow ima wonder if my coworker has an enormous dong (he's certainly not a good looking guy).
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Apr 25, 2016 00:50
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Way to go op, you've hit GBSers right in their 'feels'
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Apr 25, 2016 00:56
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I think we ran him off guys and gals and others. Good job
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Apr 25, 2016 01:06
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Can we talk more about my epic dong then?
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Germstore posted:Can we talk more about my epic dong then? I dunno, is it the biggest in the room?
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