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Yo goons, its in the middle of the nights and im at the emergency room at the local hospital cuz I cut myself like a lil emo kid. Please make me happier or call me a homo or whatever.
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I'm homo
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Apr 27, 2016 22:39
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Walk it off. 
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Apr 27, 2016 22:39
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lost fingat
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Apr 27, 2016 22:40
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do you cats and/or spaghetti
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Apr 27, 2016 22:42
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superglue OP
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Apr 27, 2016 22:42
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hi im doctor- u have terminal dingleberries
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Apr 27, 2016 22:42
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Zombiepop posted:Yo goons, its in the middle of the nights and im at the emergency room at the local hospital cuz I cut myself like a lil emo kid. Please make me happier or call me a homo or whatever. Show us where the sharp object touched you
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Apr 27, 2016 22:42
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Enfield posted:do you cats and/or spaghetti Cats got no love for the spaghetti.
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Apr 27, 2016 22:43
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break free of your room and eat everything you can find in the hospital
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Apr 27, 2016 22:44
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hospitals got all sorts of advanced machines nowadays the good ones even have a gaydar
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Apr 27, 2016 22:44
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Wank it off.
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Apr 27, 2016 22:44
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lol like I got a room, in waiting with all the other peasants.
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Apr 27, 2016 22:45
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prove it
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Apr 27, 2016 22:45
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hi im doctor, you have acute stage 3 bibimbop
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Apr 27, 2016 22:46
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a nurse told me once that all the leeches escaped and starting running away and they had to follow the blood trails and collect all the shriveled up leech corpses. anyway i hope this story brightens your day
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Apr 27, 2016 22:46
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im on ma phone so no pics now goons. Sorry! also poo poo is wrapped up tight.
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Apr 27, 2016 22:47
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oh yeah try an bang a hot nurse while your their
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Apr 27, 2016 22:47
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Those doctors have to tell you if they are secret doctor-cops, never forget that.
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Enfield posted:a nurse told me once that all the leeches escaped and starting running away and they had to follow the blood trails and collect all the shriveled up leech corpses. anyway i hope this story brightens your day good story. thanks Enfield
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Apr 27, 2016 22:47
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Parallax Scroll posted:oh yeah try an bang a hot nurse while your their with ma gf, so nah.
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Apr 27, 2016 22:48
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sneak down to the morgue and switch places with a body and you'll be free to live your dreams
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Apr 27, 2016 22:48
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Parallax Scroll posted:hospitals got all sorts of advanced machines nowadays the good ones even have a gaydar The really nice ones have a whole wing just for people who are butthurt.
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Apr 27, 2016 22:49
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tip your doctor $50 and he'll give you the real medicine, not the fake stuff they give to tourists
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Apr 27, 2016 22:49
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Zombiepop posted:with ma gf, so nah. makes for a nice date
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Apr 27, 2016 22:49
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OctoberBlues posted:Those doctors have to tell you if they are secret doctor-cops, never forget that. good thing I didnt bring my weed. Tho I would really like to get high. They didnt even give me any good pain killers, just the ordinary ones for like headaches n poo poo.
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Apr 27, 2016 22:50
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hi im doctor, your penis looks extremely dry and unsucked
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Apr 27, 2016 22:50
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Baxter posted:makes for a nice date yeah thinking bout asking her to marry me, shes a real champ.
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Apr 27, 2016 22:51
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JiveHonky posted:hi im doctor, your penis looks extremely dry and unsucked hosed up if true.
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Apr 27, 2016 22:51
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Zombiepop posted:yeah thinking bout asking her to marry me, shes a real champ. I dunno man you don't want to make a spurt of the moment decision
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Apr 27, 2016 22:53
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Zombiepop posted:yeah thinking bout asking her to marry me, shes a real champ. lucky girl
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Apr 27, 2016 22:54
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Post a piccy
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Apr 27, 2016 22:57
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Gonna post a pic when I get home in a couple of hours. and yeh not gonna marry her quite yet, but I told her I love her and she said i'm gay so dunno if the feeling is mutual..
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Apr 27, 2016 23:00
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I hope you washed the knife after you, would be inconsiderate otherwise.
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Apr 27, 2016 23:04
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Also dont kill yourself idiot!!
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Apr 27, 2016 23:07
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Curdy Lemonstan posted:Also dont kill yourself idiot!! controversial opinion
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Apr 27, 2016 23:08
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Curdy Lemonstan posted:I hope you washed the knife after you, would be inconsiderate otherwise. nah but my gf cleaned the floor lol
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Apr 27, 2016 23:10
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don't care OP, here's my favorite thing containing the word "emeygencay" tho https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w3iPFl-cfI
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Apr 27, 2016 23:10
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Who goes to the emergency room for a simple cut? what the gently caress.
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Apr 27, 2016 23:11
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sometimes...i cut myself...just to feel... if im still... alive...
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