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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Shaquin posted:

we can smell it through your posts

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El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday
fair

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
I'm not gay but my rear end in a top hat is.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
gay eye is kind of like pink eye stop rubbing it

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

i've got bette gayvis eyes

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
hungay eyes

wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

final2percent sighed as he typed:

"eyes gay, so what"

shelley
Nov 8, 2010
i have gay everything :(

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
do you have gay hands?

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy

error1 posted:

Scientists are so stupid!

Eyes don't widen due to arousal, it's happening because of fear

These test subjects all wanted to flee the gross and disturbing imagery but I bet they were strapped to the chair like in A Clockwork Orange


How did they do this scene? Did that guy actually put poo poo in his eyes for this scene

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Jesustheastronaut! posted:

How did they do this scene? Did that guy actually put poo poo in his eyes for this scene

yes. that was all practical effects

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

JiveHonky posted:

gay eye is kind of like pink eye stop rubbing it

If i do will I become more gay?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Ahundredbux posted:

If i do will I become more gay?

YES. STOP IT

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Jesustheastronaut! posted:

How did they do this scene? Did that guy actually put poo poo in his eyes for this scene

his eye got scratch and hosed up in real life

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

JiveHonky posted:

YES. STOP IT

Hmm what the.. Nothing is happening

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

Gargamel Gibson posted:

I'm not gay but my rear end in a top hat is.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
What if they just weren't into the person masturbating? Even a lot of porn sometimes features hard passes even if they do have a dick.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
110%

+ the eyes are the window to the pants

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Three Olives posted:

What if they just weren't into the person masturbating? Even a lot of porn sometimes features hard passes even if they do have a dick.

thats a legit question 3o. i wish i could answer it. :shrug:

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

I can't wait until phones autodetect sexual preference, would make porn searches way faster

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
but then they end up knowing you too well and all your depravities are exposed

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Third Eye Gay

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
eye of the thai gay

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
you can catch gay eyes by butterfly kissing a mans penis

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

now you can go to the optometrist and get a gay test while your there. convenient

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

you have 20/40 vision and you're gay as gently caress

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

and that way youknow whether to get the faggy looking glasses or not

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
I find the idea of scientific testing for sexual preference to be rather disconcerting. What possible beneficial usage could this have?

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
The next bigot we get for president is going to miniaturize this test and administer it door to door.

Parallax Scroll posted:

now you can go to the optometrist and get a gay test while your there. convenient

Thanks Cruz.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Toadvine posted:

The next bigot we get for president is going to miniaturize this test and administer it door to door.

Voight Kampff for President,
A 20/20 vision for 2020

Pawl
Sep 9, 2006

I'm seeing this from an AoS perspective.







white primer uber alles
eye'm gay

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Pawl posted:

eye'm gay

mods?

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Pawl posted:

eye'm gay

yoloer420
May 19, 2006

quote:

In women, things are more complex, Savin-Williams said. Gay women show more pupil dilation to images of other women, similar to the pattern seen in straight men. But straight women dilate basically equally in response to erotic images of both sexes, despite reporting feelings of arousal for men and not women.

Huh, all women are bi. I knew it!

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
so this means you can administer a pedophile test by showing people pics of naked kids???

www
Aug 4, 2010

idk but i like a good pair of eyes

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
is there such a thing as a gay potato

PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good

Pawl posted:

eye'm gay

:eyepop:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Cry Havoc posted:

is there such a thing as a gay potato

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wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

Pawl posted:

eye'm gay

lol

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