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- Slumpy
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the . represents earth, from gokus perspective in space. he covers the . with his thumb and sighs deeply, knowing we are safe, he is our champion
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Apr 29, 2016 02:16
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- cuntman.net
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lol
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Apr 29, 2016 02:31
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- cuntman.net
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goku beholds the vast glory of the cosmos and reflects on how small we are in the grand scheme of things, while casually punting a black hole out of his view
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Apr 29, 2016 02:32
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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goku shops at a typical american mall in an 80s inspired montage
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Apr 29, 2016 02:39
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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goku sleeps on night on the streets so he could be a slob like one of us
everyone in the idf must die
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Apr 29, 2016 03:15
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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goku pretends to struggle to open a jar, and asks chi chi for help, and learns a little something about us and himself
everyone in the idf must die
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Apr 29, 2016 03:28
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- LordVonEarlDuke
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goku scratch he balls and smell it
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Apr 29, 2016 04:13
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- Cinderful
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goku scratch he balls and smell it
Photo evidence sir, this is a serious clam
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Apr 29, 2016 04:17
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- alnilam
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goku pretends to struggle to open a jar, and asks chi chi for help, and learns a little something about us and himself
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Apr 29, 2016 04:19
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- Slumpy
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goku sits in traffic in a 2006 volvo
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Apr 29, 2016 04:24
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- alnilam
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goku trains at 10x earth gravity, and realizes that as a result time is moving slower for him... what is gravity even? is it the most transcendental force in the universe? we hardly even understand it. "i loving love science," goku thinks to himself, as he deadlifts a massive weight off the floor
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Apr 29, 2016 04:24
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goku spends thousands of years training, his body becoming a temple to warfare. after spending a hundred lifetimes perfecting his form and mastering the secrets of the universe, he arrives back to earth. unfortunately, he is too late. in his absence the world descended into madness. as goku walked in the windswept wasteland he once called home, he begins to mourn. he mourns those that he lost, those that he spent his entire life trying to save, but could not. all of his training and all of his martial prowess was for nothing, for he was the last living thing on earth. as the sun waned and choked behind tempests of dust and ash, goku sees a light in the distance.
quickly, he rushes to it. what could it be? a memento of a world now lost? a sole token of the race he abandoned to some unknown fate? goku picks up the flickering screen. his eyes strained as unfettered winds whip and howl around him. it seemed as if the very presence of life on this planet offended the storm on this, the forgotten tomb of a species long forgotten to the ever consuming entropy of the universe.
"a phone?" goku mutters, "what could possibly be on it?"
goku brings the phone closer to his face, his face becoming immersed in red light. at first, confusion. goku squints at the battered device as he ponders what he's looking at. how could it be that in all of his time on earth while it was alive, with all of the people he knew and the places he's seen, that he had never seen such a mysterious thing. then, enlightenment struck him like a white-hot barb. goku's eyes, once squinted from the dust, began to widen as his face slowly contorted in disgust. it is now that goku realizes what he is looking at, but he is still in utter shock. all of his trials have not prepared him for this...
goku's knees grow weak. his legs, used to environments with gravities worth a dozen of our own, buckle under their own weight. as he sinks to his knees, truly defeated. goku, a god amongst man, is now helpless. he howls into the nothingness that surrounds him:
"WHAT IS THAT MAN DOING TO HIS ANUS?"
all that responds is the wind.
 
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Apr 29, 2016 05:22
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goku spends thousands of years training, his body becoming a temple to warfare. after spending a hundred lifetimes perfecting his form and mastering the secrets of the universe, he arrives back to earth. unfortunately, he is too late. in his absence the world descended into madness. as goku walked in the windswept wasteland he once called home, he begins to mourn. he mourns those that he lost, those that he spent his entire life trying to save, but could not. all of his training and all of his martial prowess was for nothing, for he was the last living thing on earth. as the sun waned and choked behind tempests of dust and ash, goku sees a light in the distance.
quickly, he rushes to it. what could it be? a memento of a world now lost? a sole token of the race he abandoned to some unknown fate? goku picks up the flickering screen. his eyes strained as unfettered winds whip and howl around him. it seemed as if the very presence of life on this planet offended the storm on this, the forgotten tomb of a species long forgotten to the ever consuming entropy of the universe.
"a phone?" goku mutters, "what could possibly be on it?"
goku brings the phone closer to his face, his face becoming immersed in red light. at first, confusion. goku squints at the battered device as he ponders what he's looking at. how could it be that in all of his time on earth while it was alive, with all of the people he knew and the places he's seen, that he had never seen such a mysterious thing. then, enlightenment struck him like a white-hot barb. goku's eyes, once squinted from the dust, began to widen as his face slowly contorted in disgust. it is now that goku realizes what he is looking at, but he is still in utter shock. all of his trials have not prepared him for this...
goku's knees grow weak. his legs, used to environments with gravities worth a dozen of our own, buckle under their own weight. as he sinks to his knees, truly defeated. goku, a god amongst man, is now helpless. he howls into the nothingness that surrounds him:
"WHAT IS THAT MAN DOING TO HIS ANUS?"
all that responds is the wind.
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Apr 29, 2016 05:26
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- Macnult
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goku never skips out on paying child support.
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Apr 29, 2016 05:28
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- MrWillsauce
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goku tries using nuclear weapons instead of his ki blasts to get some perspective
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Apr 29, 2016 05:31
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goku spends thousands of years training, his body becoming a temple to warfare. after spending a hundred lifetimes perfecting his form and mastering the secrets of the universe, he arrives back to earth. unfortunately, he is too late. in his absence the world descended into madness. as goku walked in the windswept wasteland he once called home, he begins to mourn. he mourns those that he lost, those that he spent his entire life trying to save, but could not. all of his training and all of his martial prowess was for nothing, for he was the last living thing on earth. as the sun waned and choked behind tempests of dust and ash, goku sees a light in the distance.
quickly, he rushes to it. what could it be? a memento of a world now lost? a sole token of the race he abandoned to some unknown fate? goku picks up the flickering screen. his eyes strained as unfettered winds whip and howl around him. it seemed as if the very presence of life on this planet offended the storm on this, the forgotten tomb of a species long forgotten to the ever consuming entropy of the universe.
"a phone?" goku mutters, "what could possibly be on it?"
goku brings the phone closer to his face, his face becoming immersed in red light. at first, confusion. goku squints at the battered device as he ponders what he's looking at. how could it be that in all of his time on earth while it was alive, with all of the people he knew and the places he's seen, that he had never seen such a mysterious thing. then, enlightenment struck him like a white-hot barb. goku's eyes, once squinted from the dust, began to widen as his face slowly contorted in disgust. it is now that goku realizes what he is looking at, but he is still in utter shock. all of his trials have not prepared him for this...
goku's knees grow weak. his legs, used to environments with gravities worth a dozen of our own, buckle under their own weight. as he sinks to his knees, truly defeated. goku, a god amongst man, is now helpless. he howls into the nothingness that surrounds him:
"WHAT IS THAT MAN DOING TO HIS ANUS?"
all that responds is the wind.
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Apr 29, 2016 05:38
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goku makes a post on byob and smiles
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Apr 29, 2016 05:50
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- Afro Doug
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goku goes super sayain and defeats frieza, something which everyone can relater to.
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Apr 29, 2016 06:03
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- Macnult
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goku looks both ways before crossing the street, reflecting on his own mortality.
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Apr 29, 2016 06:04
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- bean mom
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goku doesn't waste any bread, eats the ends
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Apr 29, 2016 06:09
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- MrWillsauce
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goku dies like everyone must
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Apr 29, 2016 06:13
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- MrWillsauce
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man, gently caress goku. I wish I was goku
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Apr 29, 2016 06:19
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- 9hotonic
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(after hearing the library has games , i arrive at the front desk, disguised as a non-gamer)
"er.. im here for some.. book's"
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goku learns the correct solution in life is a route of pacifism and becomes a monk
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Apr 29, 2016 13:11
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AN OPEN PALM SLAM A CARTRIDGE IN THE SUPER FAMICOM. ITS E-ZEAO AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE THE MAIN CHARACTER, CORPORAL FALCOM.
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goku enjoys a stiff pegging after a hard night at the club
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Apr 29, 2016 13:44
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- LordVonEarlDuke
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goku not so tough since being molested
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Apr 29, 2016 14:11
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Goku for the first time attempts cooking the insane amount of food that his wife has to prepare for him every single day. He cries.
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Apr 29, 2016 14:18
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- MrWillsauce
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goku fuses with some guy name Craig
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Apr 29, 2016 15:01
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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goku wears a dress and a wig and walks around the city enduring catcalls from construction workers, goes to get his 1989 Toyota Corolla worked on and is horrified that the mechanics try to overcharge him
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Apr 29, 2016 15:16
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