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PEE ON LADY
I pee on lady!
I wanna pee on lady...
No
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Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
Yes, just recently. Well, a transman but that's pretty much a lady only with a high sex drive. And I peed inside a vagina a few times, that was hot as hell.

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
well, kinda. i peed on the ops mom (she insisted, but thats not something im into). but obviously, i wouldnt call her a lady.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

a girl i dated had a dream where i asked her to pee in my mouth and she got excited cause she wouldn't have to go downstairs to the bathroom

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

it tingles
True story I hooked up with a girl a long time ago that was known for having a fetish for being pissed on. My friends tried to warn me but I was hosed up on illegal drugs and thought it would be funny to get to pee on someone. After getting in her car to go to her apartment she stopped halfway and said "I changed my mind. I'm not in the mood. Get out" and left me in a really lovely area in Atlanta at 2am.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Please do not be too honest with pisslady stories goons

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
i once peed into the toilet between my ladies legs while she was peeing at the same time, it was pretty impressive

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
Does in the mouth count

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

it tingles

Sheep-Goats posted:

Please do not be too honest with pisslady stories goons

You started this

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014

Anderron Shi posted:

Does in the mouth count

Yes and yes.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



A few times. Sometimes on purpose sometimes not

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Apoplexy posted:

And I peed inside a vagina a few times, that was hot as hell.

:chloe:

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
yah i peed on a girl's butt in the shower once. I jerk off thinking about it all the time.

All. The. Time.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



If you take a fake jellyfish to the beach you can pee on all sorts of pretty ladiez

lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.
pee pee
doo doo
it is a bad thread

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

katlington posted:

If you take a fake jellyfish to the beach you can pee on all sorts of pretty ladiez

this is good i will remember this for my next vacation with my in-laws

pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."
No but if you hum a few bars I'll fake it.

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
I did once but I did not enjoy it.

Uncle Salty
Jan 19, 2008
BOYS
No. My neighbor's dog once peed on me, though.

Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013
never on purpose

never by accident either what the gently caress is your problem

Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013
What I'm trying to say is pee goes in the potty

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
If you eat asparagus it will make your pee smell really really really bad

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



I peed on an ex once, at her request, but I would not call her lady.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

LATRENE!!!

death sext
Nov 4, 2011


sometimes you gotta pee on the ground when you're camping or otherwise enjoying nature, and I bet there were some bugs that got peed on

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

Zzulu posted:

If you eat asparagus it will make your pee smell really really really bad

It does.

On the flip side of the same subject though, I went down on a vegan girl who'd been eating a lot of fruit and her vagina tasted so good I'm still thinking about it 5 years later.

Also on topic, I peed on my (now ex) girlfriend in the shower and she got really, really upset. I was dying of laughter saying "Ahahaha pissed off at getting PISSED ON!" but she just didn't see the humor. She told her dad that story when we were having a cookout and he thought it was the funniest drat poo poo though, so I know I'm in the right.

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot
drat i voted yes and then saw the shower stipulation

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
good friend of my wife ended up ultimately getting a divorce because the friends husband asked her to pee on him. They had other issues, but that was the thing that sealed it.

That was several several years ago and its still funny. To me, anyway

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
I peed on so many ladies that I ran out of pee completely. Like, I couldn't ever pee again, I was empty. Forever.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
Would u ever poop on a lady?

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Haier posted:

Would u ever poop on a lady?

:shittypop:

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Haier posted:

Would u ever poop on a lady?

that would be a waste of a post

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
is there a fetish for getting loogies hocked in your face?

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

satanic splash-back posted:

that would be a waste of a post

:golfclap:

shut up netface
Jun 15, 2008

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

MAKE GIFS AT GIFSOUP.COM

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Well yeah why not?

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

who was that lady i saw you with last night?

that was no lady. that was my piss trough

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-L-Cp3qZfQ

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Omar's policin!

Omar!

Omar's policin!

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
yes and enjoyed it too

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