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Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

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# ¿ May 4, 2016 02:07

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# ¿ May 4, 2016 02:22

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Mange Mite posted:

So long as his campaign hurts Hillary it was all worth it

I can't wait till frustrated Bernouts "ironically" vote Trump.

Imagine the look on Hilldawgs face when she realizes suffrage is gonna be repealed!

# ¿ May 4, 2016 02:31

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SurfaceDetail posted:

this is true, lot of bitter college students out there. Not that they voted all that much in the first place but they arent gonna get excited for clinton after this

Millenials shall surpass the Baby Boomers in privilege, it will be glorious.

# ¿ May 4, 2016 02:33

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Homestar Runner posted:

my prediction is for the Repubs to pull a last minute scam to block Trump, Hillary goes to jail, and Bernie endorses born again communist Martin O'Malley

O'Malley vs Kasich who says no

My love of American democracy would be rekindled.

# ¿ May 4, 2016 02:40

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Guys... After I started posting in this thread I got a banner ad for Muslima.

What do you think they put into their ad filter?

# ¿ May 4, 2016 02:42

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Mange Mite posted:

Those who do not desire power are the most suited to rule

~ Adolf Einstein

# ¿ May 4, 2016 03:35

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Lt. Chips posted:

Gonna own when Trump announces Bernie as his running mate to complete the troll job.

*As the National Socialist part of America ascends to prominence with the promise of a thousand year Reich, Trump looks at the camera and says "Did you Nazi this coming?".*

*Freeze frame on Trump's wink, the words "Executive Producer Hillary Clinton" appear on screen.*

# ¿ May 4, 2016 15:41

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Darth123123 posted:

Is that bad or good?

Ask not if it is good or bad, ask if it shall deliver blood to the people who crave it.

# ¿ May 4, 2016 17:34

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gobbagool posted:

Funny though, with Trump's mastery of Social Media (at least relative to Crooked Hillary!) how long until he's just shitposting memes over twitter 24x7

No he'll save that for his state of the union address.

# ¿ May 4, 2016 20:19

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City of Tampa posted:

right now Democrats hold fewer offices nationwide than at any point in almost the last 100 years. we lost like 90 seats in Congress since 2008.

but yeah the Republicans are self-destructing and Trump is a weak candidate lol hurrrrrrrr I bet Americans can't wait to sign up for another eight years of whatever the gently caress just happened except with an infinitely less cool and less trustworthy person at the helm

This is why my dad voted for Bernie in March, and while he will vote for Trump in November.

Dem's just don't realize how unlikable Hillary is, and it's amazing to watch them stick their heads in the sand while their party collapses around them.

# ¿ May 4, 2016 20:29

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Fire Barrel posted:

Maybe a Trump win would be a big enough shock to people's system to make them actually start focusing on serious issues and be willing to compromise with others that may have differing opinions on stuff!

Trump's elections will bring about full communism.

# ¿ May 4, 2016 20:41

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Can't wait for millennials to start identifying as Marxist-Leninist-Maoist-Trumpists. (MLMT)

# ¿ May 4, 2016 20:43

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City of Tampa posted:

This is exactly what is gonna get Trump elected. plus the Democrat's refusal to even recognize Obama's epic faceplant on the economy, let alone come up with a coherent plan to do something about it.

what we are trying to sell is "everything is great, everybody jump on the win bus!" while most of the people that make up what should be the Democratic base are still where they were in 2008

Funniest part is my father is a blue collar, 1st generation Mexican immigrant.

"But Hillary has the minority vote on lock!" ~ a white person who lives in a gated community.

# ¿ May 4, 2016 20:47

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havax posted:

i know quite a few legal immigrant hispanics who will be voting for trump. i applaud them, and you, good sir.

Lol, I'm not wasting my time voting. I live in one of the reddest states in the union, I can't even write in "DEEZ NUTS" or whatever.

I'll probably spend my election night picking up some Bernout chicks.

City of Tampa posted:

people get all huffy about Trump but there is a real body count attached to electing Hillary. Thousands will die.

Consider it a write off.

# ¿ May 4, 2016 22:26

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Microwaves Mom posted:

I hope he does turn out to be the next hitler. So when I'm 90 and I go Heil Trump! people will laugh and say "ohh thats crazy old granpda!" When in reality I know exactly what I'm saying.

# ¿ May 5, 2016 02:57

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I said come in! posted:

lol the farming industry is always one mistake away from collapsing, if it had to pay American workers the whole industry would disappear overnight and we would all starve. We are literally surviving off exploiting people.

Also isn't ranching just a hobby masquerading as a legitmate profession at this point?

I can think of no other way these people compete against factory farms.

# ¿ May 5, 2016 03:03

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Funky See Funky Do posted:

Speak for yourself about the want. What we need is for Trump to get elected and kick them all the hell out then give the jobs they stole back to actual American citizens who need the work.

Dad?

# ¿ May 5, 2016 03:05

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Mange Mite posted:

Cows need to walk around to develop musculature, you cant just pen them up like pigs or chickens. Those feedlots you see are for finishing, the cow doesnt spend the majority of its life there. This is why poor crowded countries have to settle for pork over beef

TIL!

I guess that's why you only ever see cows and sometimes horses in fields today.

The major difference being cows are tasty, horses are infernal monsters unfettered in their rage.

# ¿ May 5, 2016 03:13

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Trump has the danker memes so he should win.

Welcome to democracy in the digital age!

# ¿ May 5, 2016 03:14

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Funky See Funky Do posted:

You assert that but I disagree. Even so, let's say we'll have less money under Trump - I'd gladly take a pay cut if it means America gets some of its dignity back. Why on earth liberals think that this once (and future) great nation should be held hostage by a bunch of unruly third worlders is beyond me.

Don't sign your posts.

# ¿ May 5, 2016 03:16

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I said come in! posted:

Do you really want a president where nothing is going to get done for the next 4 years? I think we can all agree that there is a lot that needs to be fixed, that won't happen under Trump.

Do you honestly think anything will under Hillary? My working poor family has been hit pretty loving hard in the past eight years, and I am not looking forward to "more of the same."!

Also,

Super Ninja Fish posted:

Who gives a gently caress? It'll be funny.

# ¿ May 5, 2016 03:20

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Me irl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIr0shRsroU

# ¿ May 5, 2016 03:23

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I said come in! posted:

I don't want Hillary, just so we are clear. I unironically believe only Sanders will do anything positive.

I agree with this sentiment completely.

# ¿ May 5, 2016 03:50

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City of Tampa posted:

and gently caress, at least the wall would be some kind of jobs program (the kind that Obama never had the balls to even really try for). We can just pretend it's the modern WPA-style jobs/infrastructure program that we've needed since 2008

We can even do the whole "we built it, we paid for it, it's ours" in twenty years time!

# ¿ May 5, 2016 03:54

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Danger Mahoney posted:

If Trump actually gets to build his wall and if it actually curbed illegal immigration, I wonder how the sociopolitical landscape of Mexico would change. America's wink-wink pretend border has served as the release valve for poo poo-on Mexican citizens for fifty years. What would happen when a bunch of fed-up proles couldn't just up and hop the border when they think things are too awful/dangerous in their home country?

As I've said before Trump is the true path to scientific socialism, comrade!

# ¿ May 5, 2016 04:12

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Wikkheiser posted:

I've seen anecdotal evidence of some minority support for Trump, but then I also see this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCMZaBFcxrk

I'm the Hillary Clinton supporter wearing a Bernie sticker.

Could it be a false flag!? :tinfoil:

# ¿ May 5, 2016 04:28

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DoctorStrangelove posted:

I came into this thread expecting more fearsome memes from our new meme-president and I just got a bunch of boorish DnD nonsense.

Forgive them Trump, they know not what they do.

# ¿ May 5, 2016 06:26

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTdumjiCpZs

# ¿ May 5, 2016 16:46

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RedMage129 posted:

It's cool because historically giant loving walls have been huge successes. Especially ones built by governments who then never committed egregious human rights violations to patrol and protect the wall with authority to gun down anyone suspiciously near said wall.

The Maginot Line was a brilliant tactical strategy, if the Germans had forgot their compasses we would be speaking French right now!

# ¿ May 5, 2016 22:18

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Mandator posted:

my parents like both trump and bernie and they are well established baby boomers

goddamn my parents are cool as gently caress

# ¿ May 5, 2016 22:28

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I said come in! posted:

Speaking for just Arizona because I am a resident here, you really don't want to protect Tucson. It's a miserable place.

We could bomb you guys... but that would just improve property values at this point.

# ¿ May 5, 2016 22:43

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/728297587418247168

Trump has reached MiniTruth levels.

# ¿ May 5, 2016 22:49

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Moridin920 posted:

He's gonna be the best goddamn president ever.

# ¿ May 5, 2016 23:20

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Moonshine Rhyme posted:

This is clearly the most efficient way of deciding which of them is fit to rule, as a sound body is easily related to nobility and

If this was the case, we really would get a wrestler as a president!

I'm in.

# ¿ May 5, 2016 23:27

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I said come in! posted:

Even his Mexican food has a wall around it.

loving lol.

# ¿ May 6, 2016 00:02

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Mange Mite posted:

This explains the mystery of why Trump has a chance of winning in November, even though most Americans acknowledge that his presidency is likely little more than a series of slapstick gently caress-ups with apocalyptic consequences. Inspector Clouseau meets the Book of Revelations. Close to half of this country will support Trump simply to spite that part of America that it sees as most threatened by the Iraq debacle. If the empire ends up collapsing into that filthy, sizzling hellhole in the desert, if more terrorists are created to help set off dirty bombs in Manhattan or Los Angeles, our spiteful voter has a real chance of finally achieving some empowerment.

It�s simple mathematics: Bring down the coastal elite and the single 40-something Ohio salesman might actually matter. And if they�re not brought down, at the very least bad right-wing policies make happy coastal elites� lives a little less perfect, a little less enviable�at least they�re suffering from indigestion and palpitations over the possibility that insane right-wing policies could ruin them at any time. And in a world of so little possibility and so much petty malice, that�s better than nothing.

This is why all the talk about �personal interests� is a sham, a delusion that the left needs to get over. Spite voters don�t care solely about their own rational economic interests, nor are they bothered by how �the left talks as if they know what everyone�s best interests are,� an argument you often hear from the whiney right. What bothers the Spite-ists is that the left really does know what�s in their interests. If you�re miserable, you don�t want to be told what�s best for you by someone who�s correct�it�s sort of like being occupied by a foreign army with good intentions. You�d rather gently caress things up on your own, something you�re quite good at, and bring others down with you�than live with the shame of having been helped by someone more decent and talented than you.

Spite voting is mostly a white male phenomenon, which is why a majority of white males vote Republican. It comes from a toxic mix of thwarted expectations, cowardice, shame, and a particular strain of anomie that is unique to the white American male experience.

When I lived in Kosovo in the late summer of 2000, I asked my Serb friends there if they thought Milosevic was going to win the upcoming Serbian presidential elections. Most were pessimistic. They told me of friends, young people even, who voted for Milosevic �just out of spite.� The Serbian spite voters believed that if the opposition got their way and Serbia became as tame and civilized as Luxembourg, all those college-educated Otpor protestors and pro-Western intellectuals would simply take the privileges enjoyed by Milosevic�s cronies for themselves. They didn�t want caste-based happiness and its accompanying propaganda, so they voted for Milosevic precisely because he was wrong, because he was a vote against hope. Under Milosevic, nearly every Serb was hosed equally, and that suited some people, particularly some Serbian males, just fine. But if you�re a failure under two completely different regimes, then the inescapable conclusion would be that it�s your own drat fault. Better to keep the villain in, and the young ambitious go-getters out.

Donald Trump and Milosevic have a lot in common. Before Milosevic, the Serbs were loved by everyone in the West. But as their third-way socialist economy crumbled and they perceived a threat from local Muslim populations, Milosevic pandered to the people�s darkest fears. He dragged them into what we call �wars of choice� and turned the international community against them, to the point where Serbia was the most reviled nation in Europe. He attacked the U.N. and the West as anti-Serb, and kept the country in a permanent state of war and fear and isolation. Like Trump, Milosevic destroyed his little empire almost as quickly as he assumed control of it. It took a decade and massive covert and overt Western efforts to finally get Milosevic out of power and into the dock. For many a spiteful Serb male, those years of decline, hatred and isolation were glorious years indeed.

Shut up and heil Trump!

# ¿ May 6, 2016 02:55

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100 HOGS AGREE posted:

same but it should be an AI generated with nothing but the collective posts of GBS as input

"A new law was passed stating that all fathers must engage in extramarital homoeroticism, so what."

# ¿ May 6, 2016 17:21

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I would love a brave new world where the typical left/right spectrum is replaced with a byob/FYAD spectrum!

# ¿ May 6, 2016 17:24

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 07:40

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gently caress the ROW posted:

actually everyone wants to gently caress his daughter

# ¿ May 6, 2016 18:18

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