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i have had some bad experiences with teachers and i was a terrible student but gene splicer has been cool to me and posts in my threads and stuff so he is okay by me. happy teacher day
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Nation posted:my teachers were terrible have you tried ECT I hear it's a wonderful teacher
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May 3, 2016 18:44
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Perhaps the Ludovico technique chum?
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May 3, 2016 18:44
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Mr.Tophat posted:have you tried ECT I prefer the school of hard knocks *cracks knuckles*
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May 3, 2016 18:49
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Teaching is the worst possible faux white collar job to have to do.
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May 3, 2016 20:10
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Mange Mite posted:I prefer the school of hard knocks *cracks knuckles* No no, the joke goes knock knock
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May 3, 2016 21:39
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criscodisco posted:I want to know where teachers all buy their weird, depressing clothes. Kohl's, mostly.
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May 3, 2016 21:41
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dang it dropped a plate
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May 3, 2016 21:46
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I had 3-4 teachers that I thought were really good and excited me about learning and whatever. I had 3 that were just terrible for quite a few reasons (one of them made a girl cry in the middle of class because her grading scheme made 0 sense at all). The rest were fine for the most part. We should pay teachers more and make it harder to become one. That way we can attract successful motivated people to the field instead of pretending like the only good teacher is one that genuinely wants to teach (and will get paid a pittance to do it). It's a sad commentary on our society that 'if you can't do, teach!' is a common joke. Well if our teachers are so bad then how do we expect anything else to function right?
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May 3, 2016 22:17
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maybe because school is a daycare (and public school is child abuse). You learn actual things outside of school
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May 3, 2016 22:19
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I guess that's why all the kids who's parents don't make them go to school are so successful after graduation? 
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May 3, 2016 22:23
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Mr.Tophat posted:have you tried ECT early childhood trauma??? yes i have
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May 3, 2016 22:50
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Professor Shark posted:I guess that's why all the kids who's parents don't make them go to school are so successful after graduation? yeah man the kids who dropped out to work at burger king and smoke cigarettes in the walmart parking lot were all incredible geniuses and have life all figured out
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May 3, 2016 23:12
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95% of the people who teach in the public education system are worthless trash and they chose that career path because they wanted an easy job they could be absolute poo poo at and never be fired from all the people i know who got masters degrees or higher teach at private schools and make close to 6 figures, don't deal with worthless or nonexistent parents, and can actually discipline and teach kids poo poo public education in the us is a loving joke and should not be applauded at all genesplicer is cool tho
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May 3, 2016 23:13
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teachers are good, I have a very good friend who teaches middle school english and he always has tons of stories about how retarded 12 year olds are and the stupid stuff they say in class which is funny
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May 3, 2016 23:14
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I think we could fix schools by making public schools not have to take in kids whose parents don't pay property tax. Like Geroge Washington and Emperor Trump envisioned
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May 3, 2016 23:15
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hahaha i forgot i used to sell weed and coke to my english teacher
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May 3, 2016 23:20
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Booblord Zagats posted:I think we could fix schools by making public schools not have to take in kids whose parents don't pay property tax. I too want to turn big parts of the south into Somalia
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May 3, 2016 23:20
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the same english teacher once threw a massive tantrum in the middle of the street because she got so drunk she convinced herself that i was going to take her home for sex and was really upset when i took an attractive girl instead
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May 3, 2016 23:23
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i should write a book
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May 3, 2016 23:24
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Nation posted:i should write a book
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May 3, 2016 23:25
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im a special education teacher for severely autistic teenagers i got bit by one and the blind one slaps me whenever i have to take her to the bathroom i make 12 dollars an hour but i get to swim with them in the pool on mondays!
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May 3, 2016 23:31
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Fix Your Tie posted:i got bit by one and the blind one slaps me whenever i have to take her to the bathroom
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May 3, 2016 23:34
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symbolic posted:how does she know where to slap You never saw daredevil?
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May 3, 2016 23:35
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Mange Mite posted:You never saw daredevil?
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May 3, 2016 23:36
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symbolic posted:how does she know where to slap she misses a lot but you have to stand pretty close to someone when you're wiping their rear end
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May 3, 2016 23:37
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Fix Your Tie posted:she misses a lot but you have to stand pretty close to someone when you're wiping their rear end
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May 3, 2016 23:38
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SurfaceDetail posted:Teachers pay isn't poo poo at all for the amount of work and education level I don't know why this myth from the 60s still is perpetuated. I mean I understand why the Teacher's Union says it but not why anyone else buys it. FTFY Maybe because many places you start at poverty level wages and can have 10+ years experience and just barely break $40k. That is unless you live in a state like either Wisconsin or Minnesota where starting teachers make something like $75-80k. Kirk Vikernes fucked around with this message at 23:42 on May 3, 2016 |
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May 3, 2016 23:40
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SurfaceDetail posted:Teachers pay isn't poo poo at all for the amount of work and education level I don't know why this myth from the 60s still is perpetuated. I mean I understand why the Teacher's Union says it but not why anyone else buys it. Yeah bro 30k out of college for five ten hour days and maybe an eight on the weekend these bums are skating With a PhD and 30 years in they might even break 90k
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May 3, 2016 23:44
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i appreciate the person who has rectal fissures and spends his days babysitting my stupid idiot rear end
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Sheep-Goats posted:Yeah bro 30k out of college for five ten hour days and maybe an eight on the weekend these bums are skating I have two master's degrees, 10 years experience, and was a finalist for state teacher of the year two years ago. I make 57k over 10 months. I love the job though, except for the two month unpaid furlough each year.
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May 4, 2016 00:10
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Dirty Sanchez posted:I have two master's degrees, 10 years experience, and was a finalist for state teacher of the year two years ago. I make 57k over 10 months. Jesus that's depressing
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May 4, 2016 00:11
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Mange Mite posted:Jesus that's depressing Bennys are good tho.
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May 4, 2016 00:14
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Surface detail trolling with exaggerated right wing talking points whoah better effort post in reply
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May 4, 2016 00:15
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Dirty Sanchez posted:Bennys are good tho. The pension is the only thing that makes teaching for more than a few years possible but considering the amount of education and hours that teachers put in they would all be 30-40% better off as pipefitters with an index fund.
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May 4, 2016 00:19
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Profondo Rosso posted:Surface detail trolling with exaggerated right wing talking points whoah better effort post in reply Is that a two sentence post I see?? Better do the old callout!
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May 4, 2016 00:20
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Dirk Squarejaw posted:FTFY I am a teacher in Minnesota. Starting salary in my district this year is just below 40k. Where did you hear this ridiculous 75-80k number? That is what you make if you have a Master's +30 additional credits and have 20 years seniority.
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May 4, 2016 01:02
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Happy Teacher Day, genesplicer.  A lot of my friends are teachers and you all have to deal with way too much poo poo.
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May 4, 2016 01:05
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I always hear each generation is dumber/ruder. For all the teachers out there, has there been a significant change in student behavior /attention/intelligence ?
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I'm a high school English teacher and most of my day is spent pretending I don't get whatever Internet meme the kids are spouting at me.
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