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went to the local cumberland farms to refill my gas tank (literally and metaphorically) at 1am as you normally do. for those who don't know, cumby's is like the Circle K of the northeast. they got the bomb poo poo. while the gas was pumped i decided to go inside and see what sort of delicious snackery they had available on the inside. they have this little refridgerator display with all sorts of goodies and immediately i honed in on the pre-wrapped microwavable burritos. obviously since i am a food connoisseur i bought one of the steak burritos and one of the chicken burritos. will i get the shits tomorrow? or tonight? i'm excited to find out. i've decided to start with the steak burrito and will update when it isn't 10000 degrees straight outta the m'wave
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I like those burritos, each one has like 1200 calories somehow even though they only weigh like 6 ounces.
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May 5, 2016 06:01
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having lived off cumberlands farm "food" for 6 months at one point, I can say with some authority, get the eggrolls they bomb af
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May 5, 2016 06:03
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i don't think i've ever had prepared gas station food beyond Wawa hoagies open my eyes, OP
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May 5, 2016 06:05
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lol if u havent gotten THE BOMB and eaten it and poo poo youre entire life out the next day This will gently caress you up. I still eat one when I want to punish myself with both deliciousness and the shits. Chinatown fucked around with this message at 06:10 on May 5, 2016 |
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May 5, 2016 06:08
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Chinatown posted:lol if u havent gotten THE BOMB and eaten it and poo poo youre entire life out the next day it was alright
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May 5, 2016 06:09
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OctoberBlues posted:I like those burritos, each one has like 1200 calories somehow even though they only weigh like 6 ounces. surprisingly the nutrition facts on this steak burrito claim 390 calories total for the whole meal! i've finally finished the steak burrito and am ready to issue my conclusion before moving onto the chicken. i first bite into it, expecting a large amount of liquid cheese and steak shavings. actually, i bite into a legitimately huge piece of steak. as if someone just cut off a huge bite with a fork and knife and stuck it at the tip of the burrito, the cherry on top. the cheese is not liquid, but not solid either - it just kind of exists and tastes alright. there are peppers in the burrito as well which add not very much heat or kick, but a very welcome spice to the overall taste of the burrito. overall pretty fuckin' surprised, that poo poo was really good. and it only took 2 minutes in the m'wave! ONWARDS TO CHICKEN.
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May 5, 2016 06:10
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Turdsdown Tom posted:surprisingly the nutrition facts on this steak burrito claim 390 calories total for the whole meal! i've finally finished the steak burrito and am ready to issue my conclusion before moving onto the chicken. You got the wrong kind of burritos and I regret to inform you that you will not have diarrhea at all now. 
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May 5, 2016 06:11
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Chinatown posted:lol if u havent gotten THE BOMB and eaten it and poo poo youre entire life out the next day Lol does it actually say "prepare your anus" on it
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May 5, 2016 06:13
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Sokrateez posted:Lol does it actually say "prepare your anus" on it no i just noticed that but it SHOULD
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May 5, 2016 06:15
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Sokrateez posted:Lol does it actually say "prepare your anus" on it they even printed that part of the label using MSPaint
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May 5, 2016 06:15
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so do you stick the burrito in your butt or what?
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May 5, 2016 06:15
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they would probably sell more if it did actually say that, honestly
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May 5, 2016 06:15
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ever see 2 girls 1 cup? what did u think they are before that?
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May 5, 2016 06:16
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FIRST TIME posted:so do you stick the burrito in your butt or what? i'm starting to wonder if i ate the steak burrito wrong now after reading this
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May 5, 2016 06:17
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Chinatown posted:they would probably sell more if it did actually say that, honestly *pulls out notebook full of ideas of things to sell to dumb hipsters* -ironic burritos that loudly announce they will give you diarrhea.
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May 5, 2016 06:17
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Chinatown posted:they would probably sell more if it did actually say that, honestly 
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May 5, 2016 06:17
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drunk people do not turn down challenges and at least 75% of those are sold to drunk people at 711/etc i can confirm this
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May 5, 2016 06:18
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the cool thing about these is that they come in this like brown deli wrapping, and you just pop the fucker in the microwave right in the packaging. no need to gently caress around with finding a plate or some cardboard or some other dumb poo poo to put your gas station burrito on. buy it, heat it up, and go also i bought myself an Arnold Palmer fatboy for this final burrito to compliment it
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May 5, 2016 06:21
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Chinatown posted:lol if u havent gotten THE BOMB and eaten it and poo poo youre entire life out the next day Time to be an asstronaut. Literally poo poo myself into orbit, ya dig?
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May 5, 2016 07:02
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symbolic posted:i don't think i've ever had prepared gas station food beyond Wawa hoagies How good are these?
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May 5, 2016 07:05
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UPDATE: the chicken/cheese/rice burrito was entirely disappointing. it was very bland and the rice and cheese did absolutely nothing to help the taste of the chicken. overall it was a mediocre mexican chicken burrito. if you're ever at a cumby's, go ahead and get the Steak Ranchero. skip the fuckin chicken one. it sux
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May 5, 2016 07:09
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I have washed my hand at fritos.
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May 5, 2016 07:10
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Dead Precedents posted:How good are these?
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May 5, 2016 07:10
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I ate so many Don Miguel burritos in college. They're good eating.
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May 5, 2016 07:20
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Bip Roberts posted:I ate so many Don Miguel burritos in college. They're good eating. yup. Also I ate a carne asada (thats steak u retard) burrito for dinner tonight and the salsa bar was in full form check this out:  If your poo poo ain't like this then lmao freaking owned idiot!!!!
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May 5, 2016 07:38
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Ah yes the delights of living on your own for the first time and maxing your calories per dollar
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May 5, 2016 08:02
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real dirtbag living is buying your burritos at the grocery. you pay less, cook without leaving the house, and are able to sink into your lonely filth hole for longer periods w/o interruption.
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May 5, 2016 08:05
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Chinatown posted:yup. thats a pro-tier salsa bar right there my man
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May 5, 2016 08:40
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naem posted:Ah yes the delights of living on your own for the first time and maxing your calories per dollar if i go down to the basement i can buy a honey bun from the vending machine for $0.65 that has 660 calories. jesus loving christ if i had no self-respect i'd be getting fat so quick off them shits
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May 5, 2016 09:11
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mine has a cafe. breakfast burritos made to order shits good but they stop making them at 11 what the everloving gently caress really
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May 5, 2016 11:14
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the great deceiver posted:thats a pro-tier salsa bar right there my man Yes, I too enjoy going to a salsa bar and seeing almost every single tub basically empty.
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May 5, 2016 11:16
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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the more i think about it, cumberland farms is more like a wawa than it is a circle K. i ain't never seen a circle K serving up some goddamn delicious steak burritos, that's for sure
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May 5, 2016 11:17
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OctoberBlues posted:You got the wrong kind of burritos and I regret to inform you that you will not have diarrhea at all now. I wholeheartedly agree. Part of the gas station burrito experience is the shame and gastrointestinal distress. I've been eating road food since I was a kid. We used to travel cross country all the time and we never stopped at anything more than a gas station so you had to cram food in yourself fast. A proper experience would be getting a foot long bean and "meat" burrito. It should be somehow both hot as the sun and cold as ice at the same time. You should start hitting the bone chips about 2 inches in. Once you get halfway through, you start to become very concerned about your life choices and you throw the rest away. About an hour more into your drive, you'll need to make a deposit. Stop at a different gas station, do your business, watch out for the bone chips as they come out. Then go get a Pugsly's hamburger. Feel free to put as much ketchup on as you want. It doesn't help. Dear God, it doesn't help. They come back out a little faster than the burrito so allow for about 45 minutes. Next up, Little Debbie's. They're gross, but they stay down.
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May 5, 2016 11:19
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There's a big selection of good ones in the freezer case at the grocery. Don't get the microwave bean and beef burritos from Trader Joe's though, they taste overwhelmingly of pennies.
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May 5, 2016 11:33
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if you bake instead of microwave and cover them with sour cream and Frank's red hot or cholula they get the job done
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May 5, 2016 14:14
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I enjoy gas station taquitos for breakfast sometimes.
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May 5, 2016 14:15
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symbolic posted:i don't think i've ever had prepared gas station food beyond Wawa hoagies wawa's all you need, buddy. gas stations are for blunts and big cans of dollar grape soda.
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May 5, 2016 14:16
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Turdsdown Tom posted:if i go down to the basement i can buy a honey bun from the vending machine for $0.65 that has 660 calories. jesus loving christ if i had no self-respect i'd be getting fat so quick off them shits Eatin fresh like jared eh
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why is this stickied again
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