|
It dawned on me today that our dear friend Caro probably doesn't know about Smash Mouth and the eggs. itt we post things Caro missed out on so he can easily recap said events and catch up on SA folklore.
|
#
?
May 8, 2016 22:18
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 7, 2024 10:19 |
|
|
melt the cheese doobie this is a microwave
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2016 22:19
|
|
|
the prime minister of the uk hosed a dead pigs severed head and cummed in it
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2016 22:23
|
|
|
caro: these forums which were dead and gay when you left have inexplicably become even deader and gayer while you were away
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2016 22:26
|
|
|
im retarded
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2016 22:36
|
|
|
Iron Prince posted:im retarded 
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2016 22:38
|
|
|
I think we lost Shmorky for good or something
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2016 22:40
|
|
|
Iron Prince posted:im retarded x infinity
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2016 22:40
|
|
|
We never existed in the first place. You dreamed us up in your head inside the torture dungeon.
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2016 22:41
|
|
|
 [font=2spooky]gamergate[/font]
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2016 22:43
|
|
|
I saw the picture of the pig which had pooped on he own balls
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2016 22:45
|
|
|
He missed the Slenderman stabbings.
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2016 22:47
|
|
|
Palace of Hate posted:the prime minister of the uk hosed a dead pigs severed head and cummed in it hosed up if not true
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2016 22:48
|
|
|
President Obummer took away all our guns.
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2016 22:48
|
|
|
The Department of Justice has launched an formal investigation into the United States Postal Service.
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2016 22:57
|
|
|
barry husein obummer gave us all kenyan 666 microchips and now $hillary is going to gently caress us up our tender puckered assholes i read it on one of those signs outside a church
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2016 23:08
|
|
|
mariah dumped the kid from snick
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2016 23:09
|
|
|
spock died but shatner, at this point immune to all forms of radiation, grows larger by the year like a tree in nuclear poo poo
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2016 23:10
|
|
|
mods knew
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2016 23:10
|
|
|
mcdoubles now cost enough to put mcdonalds out of business. they tried doing breakfast all day but it takes like 20 minutes to get a mcmuffin
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2016 23:11
|
|
|
we all got to see jennifer lawrence become a star and later her tits moot sold 4chan to a japanese holding company for a free taco and a punch to the dick rome total war 2 was a gigantic disappointment
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2016 23:13
|
|
|
i thought i could handle cocaine i really did ...i lost everything
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2016 23:14
|
|
|
Drad_Bert posted:mods knew several times
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2016 23:17
|
|
|
top gear was cancelled because the alpha limey on that show punched a bbc-owned slave the phrase "im gay" became rib-crushingly hilarious on the forums and then lowtax came back from a year-long mating expeditio/oxycontin binge and after several righteous bannings the phrase has been filtered
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2016 23:18
|
|
|
ScrotoTurboSperg posted:the phrase "im gay" became rib-crushingly hilarious on the forums and then lowtax came back from a year-long mating expeditio/oxycontin binge and after several righteous bannings the phrase has been filtered
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2016 23:19
|
|
|
the fat guy from parks and rec, and no not the cool fat guy with the stash, yeah, the other one they tried to make him an action hero and speaking of, noted superhero skinwalker ryan reynolds finally found a comic book character america could put up with
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2016 23:19
|
|
|
abe got owned by a 11 year old he doxxed on twitter and old gbs gave so much money to a hot dog man that lowtax opened the bloodgates and all of the old gbs posters ran to pyf* * - they still post whenever someone starts complaining about gbs
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2016 23:20
|
|
|
a group called isis took over parts of syria. their name was 'isis' in case you cant read farsi or the dude zapping your nuts with a car battery didnt give you his business card
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2016 23:22
|
|
|
heroin is even more widely distributed on the east coast and is super popular because surprise surprise doing heroin feels great
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2016 23:24
|
|
|
remember that 50 dollars you spent on bitcoin? while you were pleading for the sweet embrace of satan you were a millionaire because of that investment for like 10 whole days
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2016 23:27
|
|
|
ScrotoTurboSperg posted:i thought i could handle cocaine *thinks about how horrible cocaine is* i think i'll get some cocaine
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2016 23:30
|
|
|
because our nation cant afford regular things like hotels and taxis anymore people are getting rich enabling poors to share their cars and houses with other poors. some dude took advantage of this and threw quote the biggest blackest orgy ever endquote in some chumps apartment. a phone app called grindr became the worlds most popular mmorpg. the other day i prestige classed out as "queen"
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2016 23:30
|
|
|
walking dead is somehow still on the air mad men finished its run as the entire series was just a daydream of jesse pinkman on a meth binge. breaking bad ends similarly but instead of jesse its amanda bynes
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2016 23:34
|
|
|
eat fresh
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2016 23:34
|
|
|
the skinny dude from your favorite pirated kink.com videos? turns out he's an actual rapist lol
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2016 23:35
|
|
|
Drad_Bert posted:eat fresh just google this, its actually a touching coming of age story
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2016 23:35
|
|
|
you can choose your bathroom experience now
|
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2016 23:35
|
|
|
some dude revealed that the nsa is spying on us and that anyone with half a loving brain already knew. he went to the libertarian wonderland known as moscow and was actually proposed to by that russian spy what with the tits back in 2010 john mcaffee had a scrape with the law in south america and has revealed that he has been shoving psychotropic drugs up his rear end for the last decade. electronic policy orchestrator continues to gobble dicks
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2016 23:39
|
|
|
the paypal james bond villain guy made a bunch of eletric cars in a bid to jumpstart the hit 2004 film iRobot
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2016 23:40
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 7, 2024 10:19 |
|
|
In his haste to be the first there, he would be first to get knocked up... in the bum.
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2016 23:45
|
|