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phi betta kapa was a high point
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May 9, 2016 07:29
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the biggest most useful fart i ever did was inside a falling zeppelin giving the pilots just enough gas to land us safely in vienna
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May 9, 2016 07:31
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one time I was on the subway standing between the seats with my girlfriend and she told a joke that made me laugh so hard I lost control of my sphincter and let one rip. I turned around to see who noticed and realized that my rear end was directly in the face of this old woman who was seating in the seat behind me. boy did I have egg on my face! but at least I did not have a thick cloud of fecal particles from a stranger's rectum on my face ahahaha lmbo!
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May 9, 2016 07:34
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TOOT BOOT posted:one time I let a fart that wasn't a fart at all, I had to go home and change my pants had this happen i n1st grade.
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May 9, 2016 07:34
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farted once and it sounded like one of those raptors in jurassic park but no one else was around to hear it
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May 9, 2016 07:37
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One of my earliest memories is going to wake my father up when he let rip a fart that lasted 20-30 seconds. Praise be to Allah my sister was with me so I know this happened and wasn't a fever dream. Oh, and it sounded kinds parpy.
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May 9, 2016 07:37
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I like to fart in elevators just as I get out.
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May 9, 2016 07:40
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Once when I was 19 I did a massive fart that lasted a full minute. I thought it was funny at first, but then I couldn't stop it and it shook me to my colon.
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May 9, 2016 07:41
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I am literally on the toilet trying to work out what is going on with my stomach. This morning I POOPED out my body weight and then I got bloated all day. It's like, gimme a break here.
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May 9, 2016 07:42
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Inzombiac posted:I am literally on the toilet trying to work out what is going on with my stomach. any blood?
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May 9, 2016 07:44
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Microwaves Mom posted:any blood? Nope, just noise. I haven't been to a doctor in 10 years.
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May 9, 2016 07:47
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I sharted one time, like bad. Luckily I was at home and no one was around.
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May 9, 2016 07:49
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Orkin Mang posted:the biggest most useful fart i ever did was inside a falling zeppelin giving the pilots just enough gas to land us safely in vienna this reminds me of the time when I was a sailor back in world war 2 and i drunkenly pissed in the ballast tanks at just the right moment to duck our u-boat under a depth charge. we drank so much to celebrate that night that we had to surface to let the puke smell air out. i tell ya sure they were a buncha nazis and all but I really miss those u-boat boys
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May 9, 2016 07:50
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I recall an MS paint comic that I believe was posted here at some point. This guy is at a party and his friend is passed out on a recliner. Our hero decides to bare rear end fart on his passed out friend's face. He accidentally sharts all over the guy then leaves the party. Does anyone have the original? This comic is my holy grail, I've been seeking it for years.
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May 9, 2016 08:10
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What would you do if you found the comic poopnanners, would you go back to your wife and kids
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May 9, 2016 08:11
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Your job
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May 9, 2016 08:11
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One time I farted on MiracleWhale and he got a boner and died. I felt terrible.
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May 9, 2016 08:14
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JiveHonky posted:One time I farted on MiracleWhale and he got a boner and died. I felt terrible. i died doing what i loved
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May 9, 2016 08:33
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Dying
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May 9, 2016 08:34
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I farted so much in my sleep once that my room not only smelled like poo poo when I woke up but also when I came home from work that day.
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May 9, 2016 08:34
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Honky Dong Country posted:I farted so much in my sleep once that my room not only smelled like poo poo when I woke up but also when I came home from work that day. lol this guy poo poo the bed lmao
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May 9, 2016 08:35
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MiracleWhale posted:lol this guy poo poo the bed lmao Nah, I had just ate a lot of chili in the previous two days because I was visiting my parents and my mom sent me home with a bunch of it.
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May 9, 2016 08:36
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Honky dong country what's your advice for washing poo poo off bedsheets
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May 9, 2016 08:37
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You seem like you would know your stuff RE: the subject
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May 9, 2016 08:40
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why pay good money for bleach when you've got perfectly good urine just sitting in your bladder unused
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May 9, 2016 08:49
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Do you poo poo and then piss onto the sheets honkey dong country
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May 9, 2016 08:51
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smelled one so vile on the bus during middle school that I vomited all over my friend's shoes if that counts
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May 9, 2016 09:46
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tis was on tosh, he interviewed her, it turns out, she is home schooled
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May 9, 2016 09:56
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(htis is teh xhamsters doesn't have hamsters girl)
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May 9, 2016 09:58
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uQeRYSbltA
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May 9, 2016 10:12
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that was on tosh too are you familiar with king rear end ripper's work he won't go on shows or anything  probablyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vckgYgbrHq8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz28ZIfld58
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May 9, 2016 10:18
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dn3fqFXErs
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May 9, 2016 13:14
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Last weekend, my girlfriend was feeling a little sick (at first we thought it was a hangover, but it turned out to be a stomach virus). So she was lying in bed and I was sitting by her feet and rubbing them. I gave a little puff, which I didn't even notice, but she smelled out and started gagging, and threw up on the sheets. That one's going to be remembered for a long time.
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May 9, 2016 13:24
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Microwaves Mom posted:I like to fart in elevators just as I get out. drat, that's cold. About on par with walking down a grocery aisle and crop-dusting the other people in it. Especially if you do it when you don't need anything on that aisle.
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