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i was thinking the other day that maybe someone should say something about all this "wall business" and get the conversation going. i mean, lets get real. everyone wants it, everyones got to have it. lets show a little initiative, americans! jfk used to always say, "ask not what america can do for you, but what you can do for america!" welp, ill tell you one thing we can do! lets get this wall done before christmas and have the greatest holiday season ever! and then we can build the gas chambers!!!
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 02:30 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 06:54 |
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various cheeses posted:Maybe some sort of amusement park nearby and call it "wally world" its fun for the whole family. i propose "sand caves"
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 02:36 |
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Enfield posted:when it comes to seperating stuff, walls cant be beat. walls. build one today looks like we had a little visit from the "national wall foundation", pretty sly but i can see through your bushy muff
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 02:38 |
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coincidently the NWF (national wall foundation) has some nefarious ties with the national sleep foundation. keep your heads on a swivel
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 02:39 |
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everyone wants to get their wall plans in first i guess. cant blame them. ours has a moat
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 02:40 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I hear the Mexicans will work for pennies on the dollar of the white man, we should offer them jobs building the wall. However we must be very careful none of them understands the actual engineering of the wall, or they might find a way through when the wall is complete. we are doing this ONLINE you noob we dont need poo poo
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 02:41 |
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whoflungpoop posted:ive been training for this day *deadlifts wrapping paper tube w stuffed animal on each end* im thinking we need some kind of "folding at home" type of wall utility that can use un-tapped computing power. like minecraft
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 02:43 |
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wallcraft? holy poo poo eureka mother fuckers
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 02:43 |
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get on the winning team people
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 02:45 |
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Applewhite posted:I'll make the website. Does anyone know if Wall.com is taken? i dont know but i have a feeling we are going to need a BIG website for this. its going to have to do most of the heavy lifitng so to speak
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 02:46 |
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try using caps "WALL.com" people probably didnt think of that
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 02:47 |
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:here's a selfie i took with a big wall if you want an idea of what we're going for here ya know, that reminded me of something... have you guys ever heard of the "great wall" of china? whats so loving great about it? it sounds like poo poo. plus you can obviously just walk around on it so whats the loving point. they built that poo poo like 3000 years ago and we cant build a wall with the power of social media? please. these idiots have a lot of poo poo to learn about technology and efficiency. idiots
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 02:50 |
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Applewhite posted:I've already started writing an essay about our wall. What do you think of this as an opening: that sounds perfect. like you really know what youre talking about. its loving WEBSTER for fucks sake
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 02:52 |
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Applewhite posted:Why can't Mexicans be more like Canadians, our polite neighbors to the North? dont be so sure about that. think about it. in fact one could argue that a norther border fence is the higher priority. hmmm yes we gained our "independence" 250 years ago or whatever while the 2 biggest surrogates of the defeated hordes of british and french (and probably indians too) are just laying in wait along a frigid northern border. waiting. waiting for the signal to swarm in. waiting for trump.
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 02:56 |
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Applewhite posted:The Wall should actually be a deadly labyrinth of traps and anyone who survives to the end is granted citizenship (to either country depending on which way you go through the maze) this is a good idea (except with chimes)
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 02:58 |
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Applewhite posted:What if, and I'm just spitballin' here, what if we built the Wall out of mostly dirt blocks and only did the outer shell out of cobblestone? Would save a lot of time. i live in a house made of sod but ive never tried to break IN to my house, you know? its a loving mud house!
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 02:59 |
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:how's the wall coming along? so far so good
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 03:00 |
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Applewhite posted:One thing's for sure, we're gonna need like a million pickaxes and shovels each. i already opened an account at pickaxe.com and started a shovel kickstarter for this. so far i have 10 views and 1 shovel. the metrics indicate we should be there by sunup
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 03:01 |
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:i gotta admit i was skeptical about this project but you really know how to get stuff done we have a deadline here people, walls done by christmas. the gas chambers are going to be installed by Q1 2017!!
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 03:04 |
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Parallax Scroll posted:we need to make sure the wall is set up so you can have a sword fight against the bad guy on it and then after you stab him he falls off the wall into mexico lets not get ahead of ourselves but i love your enthusiasm. i think the "sand caves" memorial fun park will be part of phase 1. it features a series of unstable caves made from crusty sand and provides hours of fun. i ran the simulation in "SIMS" a game about physics.
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 03:06 |
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Applewhite posted:My segment of the wall is gonna have a bunch of statues of big boobed women coming out of it like they're phasing through the wall and turned solid partway through, the looks of agony and terror frozen on their faces for eternity. i like the imagery and i would imagine it would give a needed "pop" to such a long wall. kudos
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 03:08 |
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Orkin Mang posted:well need some bleach for the failed valids. bulk order from tarp.com to cover our bases THANK YOU. i knew i was forgetting something. i ran back home because i thought it was like leaving something unlocked or untied or concious or whatever but it turns out it was to CHECK MY BOOKMARKS (i write it in caps because thats the way the alarm says it every 4 hours on the PA) so i checked my "Bookmarked" webpages and saw "tarp.com" there. i knew i did that for a reason but i guess i just got in a hurry with all the hubub about mercury passing in front opf the sun and such.
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 03:11 |
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there should probably be a "secret entrance"
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 03:16 |
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like you need to solve a riddle or something
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 03:16 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I'm actually worried this wall isn't going to be designed to keep the mexicans out, but it's going to be designed to keep the americans in? calm down. its a loving wall.
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 03:20 |
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satanic splash-back posted:we don't need philosophers we need a goddamn wall drat straight
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 03:21 |
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Doc Friday posted:What if we built the wall out of the philosophers? hey, we don't need philosophers we need a goddamn wall
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 03:22 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Look I don't like being confined to being stuck inside a wall. THERES A loving SECRET ENTRANCE YOU SHITHEAD READ THE drat THREAD THIS IS A loving COMMUNITY PROJECT YOU PIECE OF poo poo!!!!
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 03:22 |
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ive never seen so many people go sideways over a friggin wall before, holy crud. relax people lol
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 03:26 |
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its just a freakin wall *shrugs*
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 03:27 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Well I'm about to go loving vertical here and get over this loving wall idea. we all have our own private demons
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 03:30 |
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Applewhite posted:I'm thinking we should pipe liquid nitrogen through the wall to keep it cool. well thats not the worst idea but i was thinking about using ice
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 03:31 |
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brb i have a live feed to google maps
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 03:32 |
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connection terminated! dammit!!! this is never gonna work! *slams pilot helmet on ground*
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 03:33 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:If we could only outsource our wallmaking to a country who is really good at building walls.. Oh hey China! please R/C/P (read the thread and comprehend the basic talking points, before posting) i like to reflect a little after the comprehension part but thats a personal preference you son of a bitch
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 03:40 |
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Al Cowens posted:http://www.theonion.com/video/mexico-builds-border-wall-to-keep-out-us-assholes-14349 thanks for the virus rear end in a top hat
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 03:43 |
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how many bitcoins is this going to cost?
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 12:51 |
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Mozi posted:hey guys im not opposed to this, as long as someone else is paying for it.
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 14:53 |
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Mozi posted:care for lunch? i'll have mexico pay for it dont mind if i do
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 16:24 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 06:54 |
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did anyone mention glory holes in the wall yet?
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