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noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot

thathonkey posted:

why dont they have that chihuahua as their mascot anymore

drat... #throwback

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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
YO QUIERO TACO BELL

heh heh. that little rat fucker owned though.

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
he died.
I guess they could use another, but they are advertising to a hip, young demographic.
Live Más friendo

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot

shoophobo posted:

he died.
I guess they could use another, but they are advertising to a hip, young demographic.
Live Más friendo

And doing a good job of it actually.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
yeah they got game

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

Nation posted:

would of been more impressive if the taco brought him out of the coma

El Fineganso's Wake.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

What a freakin noob. He wants taco bell after waking out from the coma and can't even be bothered to say "Yo quiero Taco Bell" in the taco bell dog voice.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

thathonkey posted:

why dont they have that chihuahua as their mascot anymore

They ate him, sorry

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

Can you use bankruptcy to get out of a zillion dollar hospital bill?

Yeah. Or just dont bother to pay and theyll just give up

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
You're already saving such a bundle by choosing Taco Bell's value combo meals, you'll pay off that millions in medical debt in no time

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk

Mange Mite posted:

Yeah. Or just dont bother to pay and theyll just give up

if he defaults, the hospital will put him back under

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
The man then immediately fell into a rat meat induced coma. :(

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

Mozi posted:

'i'd like twenty ghost pepper grillers'

'sorry, they stopped making those'

'put me back under'

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks

Mange Mite posted:

Yeah. Or just dont bother to pay and theyll just give up

Doctor's hate him! Local man gets out of medical bills with this one weird trick.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

I think if you don't pay they'll take your organs though.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

thathonkey posted:

why dont they have that chihuahua as their mascot anymore

Let's just say, "That wasn't chicken."

maporfic
Dec 11, 2015

thathonkey posted:

why dont they have that chihuahua as their mascot anymore

PETA got after them for chihuahua abuse. They won't be happy until all animals are unemployed, leaching off the system.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

I said come in! posted:

Would have been better if he wanted Taco Bell then died in his sleep. :( Mercy death.

fyp tia

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
Why's he got 2 pairs of glasses mlao?

taco glasses..??

Ayeka
May 28, 2016

i would have asked for the actual Taco Bell and ring it to celebrate me waking up

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Gordita, Gordita!
Hot bread cradles three,
Taste supreme today,
Then sante fe,
Fiesta we love thee,
Gordita!

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

Can you use bankruptcy to get out of a zillion dollar hospital bill?

I was in the hospital for 2 months with Guillain-Barre Syndrome and my bill was about $250,000. Some guy came to my hospital room and told me that if I gave the hospital my bank info and spent most of it towards the hospital bill, they would forgive the rest of the balance. So I only ended up spending about $8,000. It nearly bankrupted me, but at least I didn't have to worry about a quarter of a million dollar debt.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Gordita, Gordita!
Hot bread cradles three,
Taste supreme today,
Then sante fe,
Fiesta we love thee,
Gordita!

That's flatbread cradles three smdh

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Mange Mite posted:

That's flatbread cradles three smdh

I'm a better editor than they had.

Ben Murphy
Sep 9, 2001

I like him in spite of the fact that he's not me.
maybe taco bell is what put him in the coma to begin with

in which case

feedback loop

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
*awakes suddenly to spiders and millipedes crawling all over bed and crotch.

"HELP!! HELP!!! THERE ARE SPIDERS AND MILLIPEDES CRAWLING ALL OVER MY BED AND CROTCH!!!"


*nurse rushes in and places your glasses on your face*

"blessed mother Mary, they were only tacos!!!"

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

This precious thing we call life is wasted on white people.

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

who the hell eats crunchy taco shells?

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Prettz posted:

who the hell eats crunchy taco shells?

The ultimate sin

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

shoophobo posted:


¡Yo quiero Taco Bell!

Florida Man wakes up from a 48-Day coma, wants Taco Bell.

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/man-wakes-from-coma-after-47-days-first-words-i-want-taco-bell-w206535

The doctors tacoblocked him for 3 weeks, but when he finally was able to eat of all the menu items he got hard shell tacos. not a crunchy beef burrito, or a meximelt or a spicy chicken quesorito, but 8 and a half beef crunch tacos. :sad:

My roommate does this. It's always just 7 hard tacos. Not even supreme. He's poo poo

tomatoes and shit
Sep 17, 2015

did they check for brain damage

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

fakiebeanplant posted:

did they check for brain damage

Before or after tacos?

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I feel bad for his catheter

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

vyst posted:

I feel bad for his catheter

I feel worse for his bedpan.

Absolute Lithops
Aug 28, 2011

After one long season
of waiting, after one
long season of wanting
I haven't eaten at Taco Bell in at least 5 years. What should I order? Will post a trip report.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Absolute Lithops posted:

I haven't eaten at Taco Bell in at least 5 years. What should I order? Will post a trip report.

Doritos Locos Tacos

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

ProfessorMurder posted:

Doritos Locos Tacos

The taco is fine but the dorito shell is poo poo

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



When I woke up in the hospital the first thing I demanded was that the breathing tube be taken out. Second was the catheter. Third was a cigarette, but they wouldn't let me out of the ICU to go for a smoke::(:.

If the first thing this guy thought of was Taco Bell then I question his priorities.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Helical Nightmares posted:

The taco is fine but the dorito shell is poo poo

I dunno, a cheesy flavored shell is better than a nothing flavored shell. If you're gonna eat a Taco Bell taco, why not add as much extra flavor as possible?

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Risky
May 18, 2003

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

Can you use bankruptcy to get out of a zillion dollar hospital bill?

That's the American way! :911:

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