RAW is the Shining Stars pyro will bankrupt Puerto Rico for 16 May 2016

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SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Man, watching go-home shows for pay per views I actually want to watch is loving weird.

# ¿ May 17, 2016 01:02

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 17:13

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Jack Anderson posted:

AJ opening huh

Never thought i'd see the day

We must be in some kind of fresh, novel epoch.

# ¿ May 17, 2016 01:03

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

He's getting booed in the South now. ALL SHALL KNOW ROMAN AND DESPAIR.

# ¿ May 17, 2016 01:07

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Okay, new theory: AJ is the fan face, Roman is the Vince face.

# ¿ May 17, 2016 01:10

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Codependent Poster posted:

People loving hate Reigns and the Usos.

They're really effective heels: cheap shots, telling the fans they don't get who they want, smug entitlement based on their nepotistic accomplishments. Kevin Owens could take notes.

# ¿ May 17, 2016 01:13

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Dexo posted:

So we're the Rumors of Owens being hurt true?

Doubtful, they were still pitching it as a Four Way on the preshow. If anything I'm expecting KO to run in and attack Zayn.

# ¿ May 17, 2016 01:16

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Oh man, Miz and KO on commentary for a Zayn/Cesaro match. Just two months ago I never would've thought we'd get this.

# ¿ May 17, 2016 01:20

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Chokes McGee posted:

Note she did not say he can't just powerbomb the poo poo out of him, just that he can't walk

I am eagerly anticipating the backstab and resulting backstage argument, honestly.

# ¿ May 17, 2016 01:27

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

So who will Los Matadores Puertorrique�os go over? The Dudleys?

# ¿ May 17, 2016 01:46

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Did someone in the crowd just yell "Not over"? If so, I love them.

# ¿ May 17, 2016 01:49

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

bartok posted:

So they're gimmick is having pride in Puerto Rico?

Yes, and if your gimmick is being generic and proud of being from an American territory makes you an evil heel tag team! Unless that territory is Samoa, then you're face, and also the Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines or whatever the Usos are now.

# ¿ May 17, 2016 01:54

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Abroham Lincoln posted:

20 pound potted plant loving lol

And he hit him with it in front of a hundred thousand screaming Ambrose maniacs!

# ¿ May 17, 2016 01:57

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

NutritiousSnack posted:

Chris Jericho needs to see a finical advisor

To be fair, it's $15,000 Canadian.

# ¿ May 17, 2016 02:01

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Is this ominous music in kayfabe or... uh... what?

# ¿ May 17, 2016 02:07

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

OatmealRaisin posted:

Stallone and Schwarzenegger come to mind.

Possibly William Shatner as well.

# ¿ May 17, 2016 02:24

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Remember last week when it seemed like this would be good?

# ¿ May 17, 2016 02:27

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Wait, they just built up a big guy and it was Big Cass? I... okay. Okay sure, awesome!

# ¿ May 17, 2016 02:30

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Soothing Vapors posted:

thank God I thought it was just me

Pretty sure it's everyone at this point.

# ¿ May 17, 2016 02:30

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

This is the best build to a preshow match ever.

# ¿ May 17, 2016 02:33

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Charles Gnarwin posted:

Breeze and Fandango could actually make a nice edition to the tag division, especially if they get Summer Rae. I propose that their tag finisher be called Dancing with My Selfie.

This idea seems too good and pure for this sinful Earth.

# ¿ May 17, 2016 02:37

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

triplexpac posted:

lol all this buildup for the team, the crowd actually chants for them (a miracle) and they immediately get beat

Clearly they're building it up for the spectacular Summer Slam main (preshow) event!

# ¿ May 17, 2016 02:42

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

I loving LOVE THIS TEAM.

THEY ARE THE BEST TEAM EVER.

PERIOD.

# ¿ May 17, 2016 02:50

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

My god, the Vaudevillains really WERE from the past! It all makes sense now. I think.

# ¿ May 17, 2016 02:52

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Wait, the Women's Championship contract signing is the main event? Progress I guess.

# ¿ May 17, 2016 02:58

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Blaise330 posted:

Contract signing for a match we saw 2 weeks ago.

We basically saw this entire PPV 2 weeks ago, that's not saying much.

# ¿ May 17, 2016 03:00

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Blaise330 posted:

Kalisto's match is gonna be on the preshow isnt it?

Duh, he's defending the preshow title.

# ¿ May 17, 2016 03:03

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

NutritiousSnack posted:

What is the crowd chanting?

I think it's we want Rollins. But how could that be, Roman already told us he's not here!

# ¿ May 17, 2016 03:04

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Hitting Roman with a chair: more over than Roman.

# ¿ May 17, 2016 03:16

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Chokes McGee posted:

I hope they have Cena go after Reigns once he retains

Can you imagine the reaction

Can you

Yeah, Cena finally getting over with the smarks would be a beautiful sight to see.

# ¿ May 17, 2016 03:19

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Interrupting the SAWFT for maximum heet.

# ¿ May 17, 2016 03:26

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Every time he lifts DVon up like it's nothing my jaw loving drops.

# ¿ May 17, 2016 03:28

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Shima Honnou posted:

I'm okay with them replacing Roman with Big Cass.

Badaboom, realist Champ in the room, how you doin'?

# ¿ May 17, 2016 03:31

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Man I still get just a little giddy when ADR's trumpets hit. I wish Mexamerica and the League hadn't killed him stone dead.

# ¿ May 17, 2016 03:38

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Jonny Nox posted:

No one even reacting to "I know a lot of mexican people, John..."?

Wait, you pay attention to Michael Cole?

# ¿ May 17, 2016 03:42

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Oh my god they're showing it on the titantron. :allears:

# ¿ May 17, 2016 03:44

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

DopeGhoti posted:

"I could just straighten my legs and get out of this, but instead I shall reach slowly for the top rope."

I mean, yes, rasslin', but come on, guys, throw me a bone for suspension of disbelief.

I'm a sucker for big, splashy moves and something of an ADR fan and, yeah, the Tree of Woe setup length does not look good.

# ¿ May 17, 2016 03:48

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Dango Bango posted:

That segment went on so drat long.

Did the Puerto Rican tour guides debut already? How was it?

Imagine, if you will, over ten thousand people not making a sound.

# ¿ May 17, 2016 03:49

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Eltoasto posted:

Something to do like...Lose to John Cena repeatedly.

Yeah, that belt's getting shotgunned hard.

But in the meantime MACHKA! MACHKA! MACHKA!

# ¿ May 17, 2016 03:53

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

tecnocrat posted:

I like happy positive Steph. So when does she become the Wicked Witch again?

She's probably secretly evil right now, but I wish that instead the justification ended up being "gently caress all of you, I tried to be nice and you kept making GBS threads on me! Now I'm evil again!"

# ¿ May 17, 2016 03:58

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 17:13

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Yeah, nothing will get Charlotte over as a heel like a North Carolina crowd! Who booked this, WCW?

# ¿ May 17, 2016 04:00

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