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Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

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If you're having trouble deciding, think about it this way: The true Batcar is a matte car

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Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

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Dildos:

matte is a sign of quality. I would not stick a glossy dildo in my posterior, because who knows what sorts of goofy gunk cause that gloss!

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

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gloss poster? no thanks, I don't need that glare from the natural lighting where i've displayed it

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

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THE DOG HOUSE posted:

how about some overplayed plastidipped cars OP???????

or how about..... matte... colorchanging spray can rubber??


ah, but the windows need to be matte, as well

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

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pro tip:

if you see a glossy banana, it is almost certainly fake. the only nutritious banana is a matte banana

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

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you can't spell gloss without "loss," which is what happens to the value of things that are glossy

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

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or just don't get food on your walls like an idiot

another thing that matte paint will not protect against is explosions, but the answer to that is also don't cause explosions

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Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

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I like when Borat said "wallah woo-wah"

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