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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
I am going to murder Keg and all of his friends.

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Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking
That something pretty funny to post in the misanthropic cesspool that is GBS

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Everyone only cares about themselves deep down anyway OP. gently caress everyone and get yours before death takes you!!

PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
Sorry op, Im dead inside.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Un chien andalou posted:

That something pretty funny to post in the misanthropic cesspool that is GBS

Yes it's funny every single time and never gets old

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot

Decebal posted:

Everyone only cares about themselves deep down anyway OP. gently caress everyone and get yours before death takes you!!

It's not even deep down. Every single act people make is in some way self-oriented.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I just have dogs instead.

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
I'm a dick to my friends but so are they and its just good banter

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
I am caring and warm to in-group members, and callous and cruel to out-groups

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
I cherish you, gbs posters. You are my friends. :glomp:

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot

Mange Mite posted:

I am caring and warm to in-group members, and callous and cruel to out-groups

I have become embittered by your behavior and now I am smoldering in a pile of cigarette butts.

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

noctambulous nebab posted:

I have become embittered by your behavior and now I am smoldering in a pile of cigarette butts.

Your bitterness and negativity only legitimizes and reinforces my attitudes towards outsiders

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Mange Mite posted:

I am caring and warm to in-group members, and callous and cruel to out-groups

They made studies and once a group passes 100 members the feeling of "belonging" gets more diffused.

We haven't evolved past the hunter-gatherer group dynamic yet. Help your tribe and remember that you're always in competition with other humans.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I am kind to a fault and have many friends. :wave:

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
The more somebody resembles me or my immediate family physically, the more I kike them and the better I treat them

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I'm kind to strangers and nasty AF to people who know me.

It's a good thing.

bef
Mar 2, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

www posted:

i dont have friends

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
Sometimes it feels like the nicest thing I can do for people is to let them alone and not make them suffer through my company :smith:

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

i absolutely do not have a single friend in this world but i am generally nice to everyone i encounter which isn't very many because crippling depression and anxiety leaves me catatonic most days

sex idiot
Apr 25, 2016

Tuxedo Gin posted:

i absolutely do not have a single friend in this world but i am generally nice to everyone i encounter which isn't very many because crippling depression and anxiety leaves me catatonic most days

I'm your friend now

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
I challenge GBS to say please and thank you when appropriate tomorrow.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i will make a point to.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Keg posted:

I challenge GBS to say please and thank you when appropriate tomorrow.

please suck my drat balls

thank u

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Keg posted:

I challenge GBS to say please and thank you when appropriate tomorrow.

courtesy is its own reward. huzzah!

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

jackyl posted:

please suck my drat balls

thank u

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