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Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
What if we called testicles"boyvaries"

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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Horns. If you didn't just join the internet yesterday, you've probably seen female genitals compared to the Dodge Ram emblem/logo.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



how about orbS?

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



tickle me orbs trix r for kids

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Cooter pops.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Dr Cheeto posted:

What if we called testicles"boyvaries"

“Also, if boys had uteruses, they’d be called duderuses.”

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
crotch boobs

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
"Lady balls"
e:

"Bitch nards" also works

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



boxrocks
snatchmarbles
cuntnuggets

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

human caviar

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
theres no cool shorter names vaginas cant be cool

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Shaquin posted:

theres no cool shorter names vaginas cant be cool

yes athey can and they can play vdeo games just as good

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



how about cool longer names for dicks

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


oVo's

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

peenoreeno

HoboTech
Feb 13, 2005

Reading this with the voice in your skull.
Huevovaries

Ovipositive the kid isn't mine

Feminists

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Ghostbusters

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
jimbobs

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Shaquin posted:

theres no cool shorter names vaginas cant be cool

the close spatial proximity of balls leads to their universal recognition as a pair unit, and their vulnerable location outside the body frequently makes them the subject of the most base form of humor- someone getting hurt. these two things necessitate the brevity of wit inherent in a single-syllable colloquialism. the ovaries are nothing more than just another anatomical unit in that regard, and thus undeserving of equal consideration in the matters of comedy.

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED
how about brovaries for testicles and ovaries for ovaries

Setset
Apr 14, 2012
Grimey Drawer
vulva

HoboTech
Feb 13, 2005

Reading this with the voice in your skull.
oooooooooooooOOOOOOOOH NO

NO NO NO

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
Womb blooms

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
50,000 eggs beneath the C

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
overstock.com

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Pebs
Jives
Janis
Henks

EVIL Gibson
Mar 23, 2001

Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!
:vapes:
Switchblade Switcharoo
Eggnuts

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Clutch

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out




oh hey this actually works

and the clutch punt makes a good combo finisher after the oval office punch

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
hmm, well ovaries get bathed in cum before producing retard babies. so you can draw an obvious parallel with the op (covered in cum 24/7) who posts threads (the retard babies of his mind). actually i dont remember where i was going with this but the op stinks of semen and makes bad threads.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I'mma pop ur clutch full of nut butter. :wave:

Banjo Bones
Mar 28, 2003

"Can't go tonight, gotta rinse out my oves."

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
cuntnuggets

gingrich
May 26, 2007

i'm the osiris of this shit
squeebs

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


What's wrong with just calling it the clit still?

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
hoberries

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011

Ratios and Tendency posted:

What's wrong with just calling it the clit still?

because you're a human being like murali

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Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin
Eggy-wegs.

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