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Who will win the Summer Transfers
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Your dad's dick 46 21.50%
Manchesters 20 9.35%
ITK Taff 51 23.83%
What's his name 72 33.64%
London 25 11.68%
Total: 214 votes
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Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

vyelkin posted:

ive really come a long way and i couldnt have done it without your unconditional love and support, thank you my friend

:unsmith: a TRP success story

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Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Lots of talk about Hamez leaving as he has been fail as heck and there's really no space for him anyways - also the transfer ban has only been suspended, so Madrid might go crazy and spend the next 2 years transfer budget

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Posted 3 hours ago, Benzema confirmed, United steering hard into this heel turn

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

reformed bad troll posted:

Calling Vardy to Man City before Aug 31st

a player who runs directly towards goal and attempts to score goals and scores goals is extremely a pep guardiola player

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011
I hope costa jumps ship to united as well.

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.

TheBigAristotle posted:

Posted 3 hours ago, Benzema confirmed, United steering hard into this heel turn


benzema to sunderland confirmed

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

8raz posted:

benzema to sunderland confirmed

ouch

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


8raz posted:

benzema to sunderland confirmed

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
It begins :unsmigghh:

The Guardian posted:

José Mourinho has identified André Gomes, João Mário, John Stones, Álvaro Morata, Mauro Icardi and Ezequiel Garay as summer targets for Manchester United as part of an anticipated minimum £150m spend.

He's also going to buy Alex Sandro and Pogba :laugh:

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
John Stones

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

i hope liverpool sign mario gotze

Ape Gone Insane
Dec 10, 2010

Word on the grapevine is that Juve have rejected a €90m/£70m bid for Dybala from Barca.

Ape Gone Insane
Dec 10, 2010

Sphyre posted:

i hope liverpool sign mario gotze

He just fired his agent and put out a statement about looking forward to his next season in Munich and training with Ancelotti.

Unless he does a Delph, that's a 'gently caress you, liverpool'

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
Dutch paper De Telegraaf are reporting that Ibrahimovic to Manchester United is a done deal. It would make sense since he loves Mourinho, and hell, I'm up for it

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
an actual done deal

https://twitter.com/FCBayernEN/status/734758389050396672

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Ape Gone Insane posted:

He just fired his agent and put out a statement about looking forward to his next season in Munich and training with Ancelotti.

Unless he does a Delph, that's a 'gently caress you, liverpool'

I still believe

Karius is in Liverpool for a medical. Suspect an announcement to be made either tomorrow or Wednesday.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN
transferring my girlfriend out in a swap deal for emma stone bolded so its true. peace.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Paperhouse posted:

Dutch paper De Telegraaf are reporting that Ibrahimovic to Manchester United is a done deal. It would make sense since he loves Mourinho, and hell, I'm up for it

Ladbrokes suspended betting on it today around lunch time....

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...

tbp posted:

transferring my girlfriend out in a swap deal for emma stone bolded so its true. peace.

Good move that for emma.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Paperhouse posted:

Dutch paper De Telegraaf are reporting that Ibrahimovic to Manchester United is a done deal. It would make sense since he loves Mourinho, and hell, I'm up for it

But how will this affect Marcus Rashford's development???

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

vyelkin posted:

But how will this affect Marcus Rashford's development???

He will be loaned out as per the Mou Protocol

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



vyelkin posted:

But how will this affect Marcus Rashford's development???

A forward three of Rashford, Ibrahimovic and Martial would be proper tasty.

Manc Hill
Jul 19, 2001




^^this is u ^^this is me
Ibra will be this young side's Eric... *drifts off into reverie* haha just kidding Jose will sell everyone under 28

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




webmeister posted:

It begins :unsmigghh:


He's also going to buy Alex Sandro and Pogba :laugh:

Honestly I want to see how the English tabloid press deals with the antics of Maurito and Wandita.

(Sadly, this means we won't get to see any more of Maxi Lopez's creative ways to avoid shaking Icardi's hand.)

Ape Gone Insane
Dec 10, 2010

remember when those delusional arsenal fans were posting pictures of benz on a plane?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BFwPWmtkdEX/

Lenin Riefenstahl
Sep 18, 2003

That's enough! Out of here, you tubs of beer!
Who's the other player flying incognito with a wig and fake beard?

PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003

webmeister posted:

It begins :unsmigghh:


He's also going to buy Alex Sandro and Pogba :laugh:

Oh okay just 6-8 new first teamers in one window, that should work a treat.

Ape Gone Insane
Dec 10, 2010

Lenin Riefenstahl posted:

Who's the other player flying incognito with a wig and fake beard?

keanu reeves

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

Lenin Riefenstahl posted:

Who's the other player flying incognito with a wig and fake beard?

Rick Rubin

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
The Sun touting Hart to Everton for £40m :psyduck:

Is it true that Gotze sacked his agent for courting Liverpool? I never know whether to trust the memes that accompany such news in TYOOL 2016.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
If Zlatan goes to Man U I will be joining the plastic fan club on a free transfer.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Paper talk says that Vardy has a £20 million release clause for a champions league team that was inserted in his contract extension. Seems a bargain.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
joey barton is signing for rangers

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

Bacon Terrorist posted:

Is it true that Gotze sacked his agent for courting Liverpool? I never know whether to trust the memes that accompany such news in TYOOL 2016.

Apparently, but also heard his new agent is the same as Firmino and Karius (the keeper we're trying to sign at the moment), so...

Not from a reputable source mind

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Skinty McEdger posted:

Paper talk says that Vardy has a £20 million release clause for a champions league team that was inserted in his contract extension. Seems a bargain.

So Leicester are going to sign him for £20m then?

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Viktor Fischer is on a plane to Middlesbrough. £3.8m.

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
Lots of places are reporting that West Ham are close to signing notoriously average winger Gokhan Tore for 12 million. I get that he's a Bilic favorite but everything I've seen of him suggests that he's not that great (apart from a couple of decent performances in the Europa league).

At least he'll probably be better than Valencia, though.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/RangersFC/status/735098854434037760?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

sassassin posted:

Viktor Fischer is on a plane to Middlesbrough. £3.8m.

Viktor is going to bring home the bacon.

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Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


sassassin posted:

Viktor Fischer is on a plane to Middlesbrough. £3.8m.

Think this could turn out to be a secretly fantastic deal we'll all reflect on come next May.

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