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 do you have a medical problem you need diagnosed? do you have an issue or some advice you need help with? do you have any of the following: - sadbrains - parasites - gout - relationship problems or - mind spiders? well you're in luck! the gorilla man is here! i will be providing my services itt for those goons addled with problems of both mind and body! if you have any sort of health issue or just need some advice, don't run to some idiot doctor, come post here! its free and will help you more than "medicine" ever will!  i will only respond to problems that i have recieved on my professional e-mail. feel free to send me an e-mail at gorillamanphd at gmail dot com. your problems, medical or otherwise, will be handled anonymously and discretely.if you don't want to send me an e-mail on your personal account, that's fine! send me an e-mail using any one of the anonymous e-mail senders such as https://anonymousemail.me/ .i look forward to hearing from you and helping you with your troubles! sincerely, Dr. Business Gorillas, PhD
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it pees when i burn
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Sometimes when I wake up I feel horrifyingly suicidal, but it goes away after a minute. This is normal, right?
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hello doctor how much is your services
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Celluloid Sam posted:hello doctor how much is your services gorilla man services are free as long as you send me an e-mail at the proper address
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Business Gorillas posted:gorilla man services are free as long as you send me an e-mail at the proper address Then whats the thread for? This smells like advertising, and thats just bananas.
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The head of my penis is a tooth. A shark tooth.
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is this the thread for getting gay in
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Shaquin posted:is this the thread for getting gay in That's every thread.
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satanic splash-back posted:Then whats the thread for? This smells like advertising, and thats just bananas. It's for him to reply back to fake emails maroon.
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Nice effort but im a busy goon with a super busy schedule and i dont have time for this email nonsense
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Thats a lie. Its saturday and another night alone... so sorry op
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we have our first patient!Blowing My Chance at Finding True Love posted:Dear Dr. Gorillas, Dear Blowing My Chance at Finding True Love, while i do not condone allowing yourself to sully your dilz with the unclean flesh of western women, there are multiple ways to get out of your situation. women, much like the fickle moth, are attracted to the light that shines brightest. instead of trying to swat them away, try dimming your inner light. there are many ways to do this. you can gain weight or stop showering, but those may throw your other humors off balance. i would suggest clicking on this link and start reading some of the advice you can find in any of the topics there. while the topics may seem varied, confusing, and some times disturbing, repetition of these topics to the fairer sex will almost definitely make sure they don't want anything to do with your dilz i hope you find what you're looking for. please feel free to let me know how it goes! Sincerely, Business Gorillas, PhD.
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Phobic Nest posted:Sometimes when I wake up I feel horrifyingly suicidal, but it goes away after a minute. This is normal, right? that's highly abnormal, the suicidal feelings should persist 24/7
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My rear end is just all wrong I don't know how else to say it
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satanic splash-back posted:Then whats the thread for? This smells like advertising, and thats just bananas. if you have any medical or personal issues you need help with, send me an anonymous e-mail at gorillamanphd at gmail dot com and i will help you out with medical, psychological, or dating advice
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i sound hell of gay when i speak, what can i do about this doc?
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Doc why do I keep vomiting spiders and my head keeps spinning 360 degrees??
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Business Gorillas posted:if you have any medical or personal issues you need help with, send me an anonymous e-mail at gorillamanphd at gmail dot com and i will help you out with medical, psychological, or dating advice I wish you had pms I would feel much more comfortable pming you or just writing here (its not that embarrassing).
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edit: satanic splash-back posted:I wish you had pms I would feel much more comfortable pming you or just writing here (its not that embarrassing).
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this would be better if you just answered here because I am quite open about my peeful burns and flaccidity throughout these message boards
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im sorry can we get a clear answer is this the thread for lubing and masturbating male genitalia at great speed and ferocity
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yeah i think it'll be easier that way too
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I have herpes gladitorium , what can I do?
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help my dick is weird
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answer my question or i will kill mayself
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Jivehonky pm me if you need to talk E: haha dumb bitch you don't have plat
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Iron Prince posted:Jivehonky pm me if you need to talk i cant
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Iron Prince posted:it pees when i burn if it pees when you burn, this may actually be you rendering fat. have you noticed a change in surroundings recently? are you on a grill or pan-like object? i have reason to believe that you actually aren't a person but some form of sentient meat Phobic Nest posted:Sometimes when I wake up I feel horrifyingly suicidal, but it goes away after a minute. This is normal, right? Myron Baloney posted:My rear end is just all wrong I don't know how else to say it can you describe your rear end to me? is any sort of flying insect buzzing around it? if you could describe your rear end to me, what kind of biome would it be?
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My nose keeps itching on the inside. I washed it out with soap and water but that didn't help. I also nair'd the hair out of my nostrils (thinking the hair was tickling me or something) but it didn't help at all! I'm now concerned that some sort of parasite is living inside my nose, but I can't see anything even when I distinctly feel crawling! This has been going on for 4 days, my nose is dark red from scratching and rubbing, and I'm feeling kind of hungry for flesh. What is wrong with me??
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help op I can't fly at all, not even a little bit, what is wrong
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JiveHonky posted:i sound hell of gay when i speak, what can i do about this doc? you know in the 40's and 50's, radio announcers used to swallow coarse sand and slivers of glass to try and cut up their vocal chords so they sounded all masculine and gravelly. you could try doing that. you could also try drinking bleach. TheReverend posted:I have herpes gladitorium , what can I do? your only real option is to fight other people with herpes gladitorium to the death. once you fight enough and kill enough people, you will be given a wooden sword that represents your freedom. on the path you must now set upon, you will either succeed or you will die trying.
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MiracleWhale posted:help op I can't fly at all, not even a little bit, what is wrong I am also painfully aware of this fact as well
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nvm
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satanic splash-back posted:My nose keeps itching on the inside. I washed it out with soap and water but that didn't help. I also nair'd the hair out of my nostrils (thinking the hair was tickling me or something) but it didn't help at all! I'm now concerned that some sort of parasite is living inside my nose, but I can't see anything even when I distinctly feel crawling! This has been going on for 4 days, my nose is dark red from scratching and rubbing, and I'm feeling kind of hungry for flesh. What is wrong with me?? I'm not a doctor but I have played doctor in the past and if I were you I'd consider laying off the bath salts
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satanic splash-back posted:My nose keeps itching on the inside. I washed it out with soap and water but that didn't help. I also nair'd the hair out of my nostrils (thinking the hair was tickling me or something) but it didn't help at all! I'm now concerned that some sort of parasite is living inside my nose, but I can't see anything even when I distinctly feel crawling! This has been going on for 4 days, my nose is dark red from scratching and rubbing, and I'm feeling kind of hungry for flesh. What is wrong with me?? please leave a live cricket on your upper lip and report if anything happens. i am afraid that you might have dreaded mind spiders. if you do, immediate precautions need to be taken
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god drat it is this the fisting thread for real men with real fisting urges or what lets get a little transparency in this loving forum holy poo poo
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Shaquin posted:god drat it is this the fisting thread for real men with real fisting urges or what lets get a little transparency in this loving forum holy poo poo you should have posted in my toilet baby thread its a safespace
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Business Gorillas posted:please leave a live cricket on your upper lip and report if anything happens. i am afraid that you might have dreaded mind spiders. if you do, immediate precautions need to be taken I will try tonight and report back tomorrow doc, thanks
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