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a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Zaradis posted:

That was my reaction. His entire story for 5 books and 5 seasons was that he's a big guy who only says one word. And I'm to be emotionally invested in his death? He literally served one purpose the entire series, to protect Bran. A magic handgun that could say one word would have been an equivalent character.

you loving heartless prick oval office

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Zaradis
Nov 6, 2014

Nation posted:

you loving heartless prick oval office

H-hodor? :saddowns:

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Hodor had a huge cock though

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

Zaradis posted:

That was my reaction. His entire story for 5 books and 5 seasons was that he's a big guy who only says one word. And I'm to be emotionally invested in his death? He literally served one purpose the entire series, to protect Bran. A magic handgun that could say one word would have been an equivalent character.
I am Groot

Pudding Huxtable posted:

I do this thing whenever I get out of the shower and I wrangle my peterdinklage like it's an excited muppet in front of my wife while booming out "HODOR HODOR"

I haven't been laid in 6 months
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csuLAowtMDY

Knight fucked around with this message at 15:40 on May 23, 2016

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
I do this thing whenever I get out of the shower and I wrangle my peterdinklage like it's an excited muppet in front of my wife while booming out "HODOR HODOR"

I haven't been laid in 6 months

Zaradis
Nov 6, 2014

Knight posted:

I am Groot

While I'm no Groot apologist, he did have a talking raccoon who could understand what he was really meaning and would convey that information to the audience.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i like to imagine that 'game of thrones' is just a big game of musical chairs set in the middle ages

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
It's just a place where gurm shits out his lovely ideas.

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

Zaradis posted:

That was my reaction. His entire story for 5 books and 5 seasons was that he's a big guy who only says one word. And I'm to be emotionally invested in his death? He literally served one purpose the entire series, to protect Bran. A magic handgun that could say one word would have been an equivalent character.

Hes a big fat puppy (with a giant dick ive heard) and youre supposed to feel pity for him as he totally has no clue whats going on and all around people are dying and everything is scary.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Why don't they just have the giant eagles drop the ring into Mt. Doom?

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

FlimFlam Imam posted:

Why don't they just have the giant eagles drop the ring into Mt. Doom?

Finally someone asking the tough questions

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Is the blond chick with the dragons still alive?

Zaradis
Nov 6, 2014

King of Bees posted:

Is the blond chick with the dragons still alive?

No, she tried to have sex with a dragon and exploded.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



remember when we got to see hodor's dick?

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Zaradis posted:

No, she tried to have sex with a dragon and exploded.

Jeesh, what was she thinking!

Zaradis
Nov 6, 2014

King of Bees posted:

Jeesh, what was she thinking!

She thought that since her dragon dildo was so good that the real thing must be amazing. But dragon dildos don't ejaculate magma.

FireWhizzle
Apr 2, 2009

a neckbeard elemental
Grimey Drawer
Get on the door!

getonthedoor, geonthedor, geondor, goondor

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

FireWhizzle posted:

Get on the door!

getonthedoor, geonthedor, geondor, goondor

I always knew the Hodor was a Goon!!! :gary:

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

I'm just so tired of all these throne games.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

FlimFlam Imam posted:

Why don't they just have the giant eagles drop the ring into Mt. Doom?

if the flying eagle stood on top of a big ring and ran forward, would it take off?

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Is there anything more pathetic than someone who get enjoyment out of ruining things for others? The op is a sad person in my opinion.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Sheep-Goats posted:

Here is an imgur album of Game of Thrones nudes: http://imgur.com/a/lXDLs

No season 2 Captain's Daughter that wanted to be Theon's Salt Wife.

0/10

Voting thread 1

Putting OP on ignore

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

vyst posted:

Hodor had a huge cock though

GRRM: you're more likely to know the details of a character's cock than the color of his eyes

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
Did this happen in the books yet or not?

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

Philthy posted:

Did this happen in the books yet or not?

In the books Hodor is killed during a liquor store robbery

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

drilldo squirt posted:

Is there anything more pathetic than someone who get enjoyment out of ruining things for others? The op is a sad person in my opinion.

GRRM already ruined it for everybody though

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
George R R Martin should change his name to "Wrook". Write the book.

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
This show really blows.

And the books will never be finished because Gurm is too busy eating piles of food and having sweaty greasy orgies with con skanks. He no longer has to write about his two favorite things.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
I'm just glad the show is still good.I enjoy watching the show. It is interesting to me to see what happens. I'm sad about Hodor.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I plan to close this spoiler thread at 9pm EST. You are all invited to post pictures of dog turds until that time.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Sheep-Goats posted:

I plan to close this spoiler thread at 9pm EST. You are all invited to post pictures of dog turds until that time.

just turn off your monitor

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
I can now stop watching the show now that I know the origin of Hodor saying Hodor

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

JakeP posted:

I can now stop watching the show now that I know the origin of Hodor saying Hodor

it was the one mystery the entire series was created around, the emotional core of the drama

Raithe
Apr 17, 2008

Don't worry: I've got the moon covered...
I will continue to watch this television programme until I see Sandor Clegains' remains burned and scattered to the winds. Until then there is still hope.

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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

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