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So even if you really, really think that "The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist" is best in life, it might still be in your best interest to answer "To crush your enemies." This means that even a factually incorrect answer can score the most points! You have to decide what you think everyone else will say. 4. Some of the questions are vague - intentionally so! It's your job to interpret them as you think the majority of AI will. Send your answers along with your SA Username (seriously) to AIsheepgame@gmail.com (seriously, make sure your username is in there somewhere!) with the tag Sheep Game in the subject line. Format is important, so please send your answers like this: code:Once you have sent your entry, please post in this thread as confirmation. You have until 11 PM Pacific Time on Satruday, June 11th (0600 UTC on Sunday, June 12th to submit your answers. The big reveal will be in this thread starting at or about 3 PM Pacific Time on Monday, June 13th (2200 UTC on Monday June 13th), so set your calendars/alarm clocks/crude sundials made from old Jeep parts for the big day! I will be doing the reveal two questions per day with each reveal being posted at or about 3 PM Pacific Time, so you have some time to ridicule each other discuss your successes and failures.  This Sheep Game is a little more high-stakes than before - the winner of this edition of the Sheep Game will receive a free Steam copy of Automation: The Car Company Tycoon Game (thanks to the generosity of Camshaft Software). Also, the publishers of Jalopy have been kind enough to provide me with two Steam keys to give away in for this Sheep Game as well...many thanks to them! So, there is a bit of extra incentive this time around! Without further ado, the questions: 1. When I buy a new car (or new to me car), this is the first thing I do with it. 2. On the other hand, this is the last thing I do with my old car before the new owner (or the scrappers) comes to collect it. 3. Based on what I've seen/heard, this country has by far the worst drivers in the world. 4. In previous Sheep Games, we have asked and discussed at great length which decade had the best cars. This decade, however, had the worst cars by far. 5. This person is, in my opinion, the greatest racing driver of all time. 6. Race cars over the years have had some iconic paint schemes. This is the best one of all. 7. If the iconic paint doesn't interest you, the cheating that goes on in motorsports probably will. This is without a doubt the most devious cheating scheme I've ever heard of. 8. What is your greatest automotive-related fear? 9. If you ask me, I think this car on sale today offers the best performance-for-price ratio of all. 10. Looking back on the history of this car model, it was consistently awful across each generation it was made. 11. Conversely, this car model was consistently awesome across each generation it was made. 12. This particular car's pedigree was the most bipolar of them all; it reached the highest highs and the lowest lows looking back on its history. 13. This figure from automotive history did by far the most harm to the reputation of the automobile than any other. 14. In the first ever Sheep Game, I asked what the second-best engine of all time was, now it's time for the big one. This is the best engine of all time. 15. On the other hand, this is the worst engine of all time. 16. Speaking of engines, this is the worst example of bad engineering I've seen or heard of in any engine. 17. Top Gear is back soon, but it has a lot of detractors with the new hosts. How many seasons will this new version of the show last? 18. Of all the cars I've seen in AI, this is by far my favourite. Where it is appropriate, I will group answers together in an entirely cruel and arbitrary way. Until the submission deadline, discussing your answers in this thread is not allowed, as it will affect how other people will vote! Once again, send your answers to AIsheepgame@gmail.com before 11 PM Pacific Time on Satruday, June 11th (0600 UTC on Sunday, June 12th). See you all for the reveal! MrChips fucked around with this message at 22:29 on May 29, 2016 |
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Some more good news; the publishers of Jalopy have been kind enough to provide me with two Steam keys to give away in for this Sheep Game as well...many thanks to them!TheFonz posted:We can use the same answer twice correct? You can do whatever you like for answers...as scuz said, you can answer all eighteen questions with the same answer if you so desire.
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Oh hey, welcome to the stickies! Anyhow, I have received answers from 17 players: Bajaha Cached Money CornHolio cursedshitbox Enourmo freelop Geirskogul Liquid Communism literally a fish Maksimus54 Naked Bear scuz Seat Safety Switch Slung Blade SSJOnizuka TheFonz Wrar If you don't see your name on here and you submitted answers, please let me know!
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May 26, 2016 02:18
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23 entries so far. Keep them coming in guys and gals!
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The Locator posted:I put the numbers in front of my answers because I'm bad at following instructions. Do you need/want me to resend without the numbers? The reason why I ask for the answers to be submitted without numbers (or written into the questions, holy poo poo you guys) is because with the program I use to organise this, I can just do a three-second copy/paste to create your entry. Anything else adds time and manual correction to the process. If you have already submitted your answers, you do not need to resubmit them, as I have already made the changes.
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It's OK, I still love you guys!  Updated the list, I've had responses from 29 players: 1500quidporsche Astrollinthepork Bajaha blindjoe bolind Cached Money CornHolio cursedshitbox Enourmo ephphatha freelop Geirskogul GrantC Jeherrin KozmoNaut leica Liquid Communism literally a fish Maksimus54 Naked Bear scuz Seat Safety Switch ShittyPostmakerPro Slung Blade some_admin SSJOnizuka The Locator TheFonz Wrar If you've sent your responses and you don't see your username here, let me know! Otherwise, keep them rolling in!
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A bit less than a week to go, and I've had responses from 31 players: 1500quidporsche Astrollinthepork Bajaha blindjoe bolind Cached Money CornHolio cursedshitbox Enourmo ephphatha freelop Geirskogul GrantC Jeherrin KozmoNaut KYOON GRIFFEY JR leica Liquid Communism literally a fish Maksimus54 Motronic Naked Bear scuz Seat Safety Switch ShittyPostmakerPro Slung Blade some_admin SSJOnizuka The Locator TheFonz Wrar Just a friendly reminder that the deadline is 11 PM Pacific Time on Satruday, June 11th (0600 UTC on Sunday, June 12th); keep the responses coming in everyone - the more people we have in the game, the better the end result!
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Much appreciated to all! We have 35 entries so far. The record participation is 56 - it's a tall order to get 21 more entries before then, but I'd be thrilled to see it happen! All you folks who've stopped by and had a look, why not play today? You've got nothing to lose and everything to gain! MrChips fucked around with this message at 05:11 on Jun 7, 2016 |
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Jun 7, 2016 05:09
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41 entries so far, with only a couple days left. Keep them rolling in!
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Three hours left to get your answers in!
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OK. all the entries have been plugged in; the grand total ended up being a nice, even 51 players: 1500quidporsche Astrollinthepork Bajaha blindjoe bolind Cached Money CannonFodder Cat Terrist CharlesM CornHolio cursedshitbox Deeters Elmnt80 Enourmo ephphatha freelop Geirskogul GrantC ilkhan InitialDave ionn IOwnCalculus Jeherrin KozmoNaut KYOON GRIFFEY JR leica Liquid Communism literally a fish Maksimus54 Mat_Drinks meatpimp Motronic Naked Bear NitroSpazzz sadnessboner scuz Seat Safety Switch SFH1989 SharkyTM ShittyPostmakerPro Sigma X slidebite Slung Blade some_admin Somewhat Heroic SSJOnizuka Terrible Robot The Locator The Royal Nonesuch TheFonz Wrar If you sent answers and do not see your username on this list, please get a hold of me ASAP. Otherwise, see you tomorrow at or about 3PM Pacific Time for the reveal of Questions 1 and 2! MrChips fucked around with this message at 02:45 on Jun 13, 2016 |
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Question 1: When I buy a new car (or new to me car), this is the first thing I do with it.   Question 2: On the other hand, this is the last thing I do with my old car before the new owner (or the scrappers) comes to collect it.    Answers soon...
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Question 1: When I buy a new car (or new to me car), this is the first thing I do with it. Drive it - 11 Wrar Cached Money Bajaha blindjoe Motronic IOwnCalculus Deeters SFH1989 Liquid Communism sadnessboner Astrollinthepork Wash/detail it - 9 Somewhat Heroic ilkhan InitialDave Mat_Drinks Elmnt80 meatpimp KozmoNaut The Royal Nonesuch TheFonz Drive it hard/Race it/AutoX it - 4 leica GrantC KYOON GRIFFEY JR CannonFodder Change the fluids/tune-up - 3 literally a fish NitroSpazzz Terrible Robot Registration and insurance. - 2 Slung Blade freelop Do/attempt a burnout - 2 scuz ephphatha Adjust the seat and mirrors - 2 Maksimus54 Enourmo Fart in it - 2 ionn ShittyPostmakerPro Read the manual - 2 CharlesM 1500quidporsche ACES: Start filling out the to-do list of poo poo to fix - Seat Safety Switch Check it for bourgeois water cooling systems - Geirskogul Premium Floor mat/liner - SSJOnizuka Put an engine in it. - cursedshitbox Turn it on - CornHolio Put on "Running Down a Dream" - Naked Bear Check for spiders - Jeherrin Show it to friends. - The Locator Have sex in it...I mean, double-check the fluid levels - some_admin Curse the PO/Engineers - bolind Inspect every inch of it - slidebite Take pictures, ala syf0n - SharkyTM New tires - Sigma X DEAD HOOKER TEST THE BOOT FOR SIZE - Cat Terrist Question 2: On the other hand, this is the last thing I do with my old car before the new owner (or the scrappers) comes to collect it. Get all my crap out of it - 17 Enourmo Cached Money Seat Safety Switch freelop Maksimus54 SSJOnizuka literally a fish Wrar some_admin The Locator Deeters SharkyTM slidebite SFH1989 CannonFodder NitroSpazzz CharlesM One final drive goodbye - 4 CornHolio Bajaha sadnessboner The Royal Nonesuch Take off useful/sentimental parts - 4 GrantC InitialDave Astrollinthepork 1500quidporsche Clean it (presumably for evidence removal) - 4 Elmnt80 Mat_Drinks Cat Terrist Terrible Robot Fart in it - 3 blindjoe ShittyPostmakerPro ionn Flog it - 3 leica KYOON GRIFFEY JR Sigma X Burnout - 3 ephphatha Motronic ilkhan Take the plates off - 3 IOwnCalculus Slung Blade meatpimp ACES: Smear semen on the steering wheel - Geirskogul Wreck it - Liquid Communism Lay down a thick coat of Wax - TheFonz weld the crank pulley - cursedshitbox Clear the check engine light - scuz "That'll do pig. That'll do." - Naked Bear Infest with spiders - Jeherrin Count my fat stacks of cash - KozmoNaut Weep softly kneeling next the nearside front fender. - bolind Take a picture of it. - Somewhat Heroic MrChips fucked around with this message at 22:06 on Jun 15, 2016 |
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Scores after question 2: Wrar - 28 Cached Money - 28 Deeters - 28 SFH1989 - 28 CannonFodder - 21 literally a fish - 20 NitroSpazzz - 20 Enourmo - 19 Maksimus54 - 19 freelop - 19 CharlesM - 19 Seat Safety Switch - 18 SSJOnizuka - 18 The Locator - 18 some_admin - 18 slidebite - 18 SharkyTM - 18 Bajaha - 15 Astrollinthepork - 15 sadnessboner - 15 blindjoe - 14 Motronic - 14 IOwnCalculus - 14 InitialDave - 13 Elmnt80 - 13 Mat_Drinks - 13 The Royal Nonesuch - 13 Liquid Communism - 12 ilkhan - 12 meatpimp - 12 TheFonz - 10 KozmoNaut - 10 Somewhat Heroic - 10 GrantC - 8 leica - 7 KYOON GRIFFEY JR - 7 Terrible Robot - 7 1500quidporsche - 6 Slung Blade - 5 CornHolio - 5 ShittyPostmakerPro - 5 ephphatha - 5 Cat Terrist - 5 ionn - 5 Sigma X - 4 scuz - 3 Geirskogul - 2 cursedshitbox - 2 Naked Bear - 2 Jeherrin - 2 bolind - 2 See you tomorrow for the reveal of Questions 3 and 4! MrChips fucked around with this message at 22:06 on Jun 15, 2016 |
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Terrible Robot posted:WTF I didn't say I cleaned a car before I get rid of it I just said I wiped it down for fingerprints. Cleaning implies that I give a poo poo about whoever I'm selling it to (I've never sold a car in my life) instead of just trying to avoid a chat with the cops. Oh, I guess I didn't save the extra comment I made for that answer; it's now fixed.
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Enourmo posted:I think Royal Nonesuch should be grouped with the other "final drive goodbye" folks on question 2. Fixed.
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Question 3: Based on what I've seen/heard, this country has by far the worst drivers in the world.   Question 4: In previous Sheep Games, we have asked and discussed at great length which decade had the best cars. This decade, however, had the worst cars by far.    Answers soon... TheFonz posted:Not to be a huge bitch(but I am) but I'll argue that waxing a car is washing/detailing it. You don't wax a dirty car. This is only for the first question, number two doesn't seem to fit with a group as well. It will be fixed, probably tomorrow sometime. Today's scores will not reflect the fix.
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Question 3: Based on what I've seen/heard, this country has by far the worst drivers in the world. Russia - 21 SSJOnizuka Liquid Communism TheFonz CornHolio freelop Cached Money The Locator some_admin bolind leica ephphatha InitialDave Deeters IOwnCalculus SharkyTM Somewhat Heroic slidebite CannonFodder meatpimp NitroSpazzz The Royal Nonesuch China - 8 Seat Safety Switch Maksimus54 Bajaha blindjoe GrantC Astrollinthepork sadnessboner Sigma X India - 7 Slung Blade literally a fish Wrar KozmoNaut KYOON GRIFFEY JR Elmnt80 Mat_Drinks United States - 6 Naked Bear cursedshitbox Jeherrin Motronic ionn SFH1989 ACES: Any of the allied nations - Geirskogul The one I'm in at the time - Enourmo Italy - scuz Tokelau - ShittyPostmakerPro Venezuela - 1500quidporsche Brazil - ilkhan BUCKLAND, NEAR HOBBITON - Cat Terrist Canada - CharlesM North Carolina - Terrible Robot Question 4: In previous Sheep Games, we have asked and discussed at great length which decade had the best cars. This decade, however, had the worst cars by far. 1970s - 25 Enourmo literally a fish CornHolio Wrar Bajaha Cached Money Liquid Communism SSJOnizuka GrantC The Locator Astrollinthepork leica KYOON GRIFFEY JR Motronic InitialDave Deeters IOwnCalculus sadnessboner SharkyTM Somewhat Heroic slidebite Sigma X meatpimp Mat_Drinks CannonFodder 1980s - 7 Maksimus54 TheFonz some_admin bolind ilkhan ionn The Royal Nonesuch 1990s - 6 Jeherrin Naked Bear cursedshitbox ephphatha SFH1989 Elmnt80 1890s - 4 Slung Blade KozmoNaut CharlesM Terrible Robot 2000s - 3 scuz blindjoe 1500quidporsche ACES: 1950s - Seat Safety Switch 1940s - Geirskogul 2050s - freelop 1870s - ShittyPostmakerPro 1810's, they had the SADDEST TITS - Cat Terrist current - NitroSpazzz
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Scores after question 4: Cached Money - 74 Deeters - 74 CannonFodder - 67 SSJOnizuka - 64 The Locator - 64 slidebite - 64 SharkyTM - 64 Wrar - 60 IOwnCalculus - 60 InitialDave - 59 Liquid Communism - 58 meatpimp - 58 Somewhat Heroic - 56 leica - 53 literally a fish - 52 CornHolio - 51 Bajaha - 48 Astrollinthepork - 48 sadnessboner - 48 some_admin - 46 Enourmo - 45 Motronic - 45 Mat_Drinks - 45 NitroSpazzz - 42 freelop - 41 GrantC - 41 The Royal Nonesuch - 41 SFH1989 - 40 KYOON GRIFFEY JR - 39 TheFonz - 38 Sigma X - 37 Maksimus54 - 34 ephphatha - 32 bolind - 30 Seat Safety Switch - 27 Elmnt80 - 26 blindjoe - 25 CharlesM - 24 KozmoNaut - 21 ilkhan - 20 ionn - 18 Slung Blade - 16 cursedshitbox - 14 Naked Bear - 14 Jeherrin - 14 Terrible Robot - 12 1500quidporsche - 10 scuz - 7 ShittyPostmakerPro - 7 Cat Terrist - 7 Geirskogul - 4 See you tomorrow for the reveal of Questions 5 and 6! MrChips fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Jun 15, 2016 |
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Alright so I am going to break my usual editorial stance and say that I totally disagree that the 70s sucked for cars; sure, if you were a fan of American cars yes, but if you look to Japan and Europe, it was a golden age. I mean, the 70s saw the Porsche 930 and 928, the BMW 2002 Turbo and the birth of the 3-, 5-, 6- and 7-Series as well as the M1, the OG VW Golf, the Renault 5, the Lancia Stratos, the Lamborghini Countach, the Ferrari 512 BB, the Z-car, the RX-7, the Honda Civic and Accord as well as the Toyota Celica. I'm with Geirskogul...the 1940s were the worst decade for cars. No production in the first half of the decade for obvious reasons, and when production resumed after the war, it was with almost exclusively pre-war designs. It wasn't until the end of the 1940s that actually new cars started to come off the production lines. MrChips fucked around with this message at 23:34 on Jun 14, 2016 |
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Question 5: This person is, in my opinion, the greatest racing driver of all time.   Question 6: Race cars over the years have had some iconic paint schemes. This is the best one of all.    Answers soon...
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Question 5: This person is, in my opinion, the greatest racing driver of all time. Aryton Senna - 29 TheFonz SSJOnizuka literally a fish cursedshitbox Bajaha Cached Money Seat Safety Switch Enourmo Maksimus54 Jeherrin blindjoe some_admin Astrollinthepork bolind leica KYOON GRIFFEY JR Deeters sadnessboner SharkyTM Somewhat Heroic slidebite CannonFodder Sigma X NitroSpazzz ionn CharlesM Elmnt80 Mat_Drinks The Royal Nonesuch A. J. Foyt - 4 Liquid Communism Wrar IOwnCalculus SFH1989 Walter Röhrl - 2 GrantC Motronic ACES: German sweetheart, Michael Schumacher - Geirskogul Lewis Hamilton (only because of his top gear track time in the Suzuki) - Slung Blade Yoshi - scuz The Stig - CornHolio Niki Lauda - freelop Colin McRae - Naked Bear Tom Kristensen - KozmoNaut Sébastien Loeb. - The Locator Barrack Obama - ShittyPostmakerPro I'm contractually obligated to answer Peter Brock - ephphatha Nelson Piquet - 1500quidporsche Bunta Fujiwara - InitialDave don't know - ilkhan THE GUY WHO KEEPS GETTING HOT CHICKS WITH BIG TITS IN THE PASSENGER SEAT - Cat Terrist Mika Hakkinen - meatpimp I'm a legend in my own mind. - Terrible Robot Question 6: Race cars over the years have had some iconic paint schemes. This is the best one of all. Gulf Racing - 30 Maksimus54 CornHolio Seat Safety Switch Bajaha literally a fish Slung Blade Liquid Communism Geirskogul SSJOnizuka blindjoe The Locator some_admin leica bolind ephphatha Astrollinthepork KYOON GRIFFEY JR ilkhan Deeters IOwnCalculus sadnessboner SharkyTM slidebite Sigma X NitroSpazzz SFH1989 Elmnt80 Mat_Drinks ionn meatpimp John Player Special Racing - 5 TheFonz Enourmo Wrar Terrible Robot The Royal Nonesuch Martini - 3 GrantC Motronic CannonFodder Castrol - 2 scuz freelop British Racing Green/Gold - 2 Jeherrin InitialDave Porsche Le Mans pig livery - 2 Somewhat Heroic Cached Money ACES: Repsol Livery - cursedshitbox The 555 Impreza, duhhh! - Naked Bear French racing blue - KozmoNaut Yellow - ShittyPostmakerPro Renault RE60 - 1500quidporsche VOMIT FROM SAID HOT CHICKS - Cat Terrist Herbie, the Love Bug's scheme - CharlesM MrChips fucked around with this message at 03:26 on Jun 16, 2016 |
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Scores after question 6: Deeters - 133 SSJOnizuka - 123 slidebite - 123 SharkyTM - 123 leica - 112 literally a fish - 111 Bajaha - 107 Astrollinthepork - 107 sadnessboner - 107 Cached Money - 105 some_admin - 105 Mat_Drinks - 104 NitroSpazzz - 101 CannonFodder - 99 KYOON GRIFFEY JR - 98 Sigma X - 96 The Locator - 95 IOwnCalculus - 94 Maksimus54 - 93 Liquid Communism - 92 bolind - 89 meatpimp - 89 Somewhat Heroic - 87 Seat Safety Switch - 86 Elmnt80 - 85 blindjoe - 84 CornHolio - 82 Enourmo - 79 ionn - 77 The Royal Nonesuch - 75 SFH1989 - 74 TheFonz - 72 Wrar - 69 ephphatha - 63 InitialDave - 62 CharlesM - 54 ilkhan - 51 Motronic - 50 Slung Blade - 47 GrantC - 46 Jeherrin - 45 cursedshitbox - 44 freelop - 44 Geirskogul - 35 KozmoNaut - 23 Terrible Robot - 18 Naked Bear - 16 1500quidporsche - 12 scuz - 10 ShittyPostmakerPro - 9 Cat Terrist - 9 See you all tomorrow for the reveal of Questions 7 and 8!
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Question 7: If the iconic paint doesn't interest you, the cheating that goes on in motorsports probably will. This is without a doubt the most devious cheating scheme I've ever heard of.   Question 8: What is your greatest automotive-related fear?    Answers soon...
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Question 7: If the iconic paint doesn't interest you, the cheating that goes on in motorsports probably will. This is without a doubt the most devious cheating scheme I've ever heard of. Toyota's WRC Celica bypassing the restrictor plate - 21 Naked Bear literally a fish Wrar Slung Blade Seat Safety Switch Enourmo freelop Cached Money SSJOnizuka Geirskogul GrantC blindjoe KozmoNaut bolind Deeters IOwnCalculus Motronic SFH1989 CharlesM NitroSpazzz ionn Smokey Yunick's 7/8-scale Chevelle - 8 Maksimus54 Bajaha ephphatha KYOON GRIFFEY JR sadnessboner Terrible Robot Mat_Drinks CannonFodder The "fan cars" - Brabham BT76 and Chaparral 2J - 4 slidebite Jeherrin SharkyTM CornHolio Smokey Yunick putting a basketball in the gas tank - 3 Liquid Communism TheFonz The Royal Nonesuch Smokey Yunick's five-gallon fuel line - 3 some_admin leica Sigma X Let's face it, it's Yunick, isn't it? - 2 InitialDave Somewhat Heroic ACES: Hondas 4cyl V8. - cursedshitbox Hiding weights in the front of the sled to make it go faster - scuz Sebastian Vettel's (Red Bull) rubber nose from 2012in F1. - The Locator Trapdoors with lead shot. - Astrollinthepork Picture of a tunel painted onto a boulder. - ShittyPostmakerPro 1982 F1's brake cooling water resevoir/lead ballast system - 1500quidporsche don't know - ilkhan SALAMI DOWN THE PANTS - Cat Terrist Tyrrell P34 - meatpimp Wooden roll cages in early nascar - Elmnt80 Question 8: What is your greatest automotive-related fear? Getting killed/injured in an accident - 7 Cached Money CornHolio scuz leica Wrar IOwnCalculus literally a fish Expensive/catastrophic mechanical faliure - 5 sadnessboner Astrollinthepork CannonFodder Bajaha "KNOCK-KNOCK jokes"  bolind Getting in a serious accident - 4 freelop Enourmo Geirskogul ionn Other drivers - 3 Jeherrin GrantC TheFonz Being trapped in a burning car - 3 KozmoNaut Liquid Communism The Locator Being pinned under a car, slowly crushed to death - 3 SharkyTM meatpimp Elmnt80 Driving off a mountain pass - 2 Maksimus54 Slung Blade Rust - 2 Sigma X Mat_Drinks ACES: Hit & runs - Seat Safety Switch Running out of gas. I HAAATE that drat light. - SSJOnizuka Reliability - cursedshitbox Finding out that my car does not love me back. :'( - Naked Bear Theft - blindjoe My low-profile tires will commit hari-kari on a sharp curb - some_admin Of flying - ShittyPostmakerPro That one day all roads will become straight and flat - ephphatha driving a boring car - 1500quidporsche only autonomous vehicles being allowed on roads - KYOON GRIFFEY JR Timing Belts - Motronic Someone writing off one of my "important" cars - InitialDave accidentally hitting a kid - ilkhan No more manuals - Deeters Buying a lemon - slidebite Mustangs leaving Cars & Coffee - Somewhat Heroic SEX BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE IN CARS - Cat Terrist Car underwater - NitroSpazzz Not getting a hold of my favorite cars before they are all destroyed / ruined / off the road etc - CharlesM Buying a car I end up hating - SFH1989 No longer being able to drive a car with an internal combustion engine and a manual transmission. - Terrible Robot Losing my License - The Royal Nonesuch
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Scores after question 8: Deeters - 155 SSJOnizuka - 145 literally a fish - 139 Cached Money - 133 SharkyTM - 130 slidebite - 128 NitroSpazzz - 123 leica - 122 IOwnCalculus - 122 Bajaha - 120 sadnessboner - 120 bolind - 115 Mat_Drinks - 114 Astrollinthepork - 113 CannonFodder - 112 some_admin - 109 Seat Safety Switch - 108 KYOON GRIFFEY JR - 107 blindjoe - 106 Enourmo - 104 Maksimus54 - 103 ionn - 102 Sigma X - 101 The Locator - 99 Liquid Communism - 98 Wrar - 97 SFH1989 - 96 CornHolio - 93 meatpimp - 93 Somewhat Heroic - 90 Elmnt80 - 89 The Royal Nonesuch - 79 TheFonz - 78 CharlesM - 76 ephphatha - 72 Motronic - 72 Slung Blade - 70 GrantC - 70 freelop - 69 InitialDave - 65 Geirskogul - 60 ilkhan - 53 Jeherrin - 52 KozmoNaut - 47 cursedshitbox - 46 Naked Bear - 38 Terrible Robot - 27 scuz - 18 1500quidporsche - 14 ShittyPostmakerPro - 11 Cat Terrist - 11 See you all tomorrow for the reveal of Questions 9 and 10!
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Question 9: If you ask me, I think this car on sale today offers the best performance-for-price ratio of all.   Question 10: Looking back on the history of this car model, it was consistently awful across each generation it was made.    Answers soon...
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Question 9: If you ask me, I think this car on sale today offers the best performance-for-price ratio of all. Ford Mustang - 11 Wrar Bajaha some_admin IOwnCalculus ilkhan slidebite sadnessboner SharkyTM Mat_Drinks Terrible Robot The Royal Nonesuch Chevrolet Corvette - 8 SSJOnizuka Enourmo TheFonz blindjoe bolind leica KYOON GRIFFEY JR Motronic Mazda Miata / M-X5 - 6 CannonFodder ionn freelop Liquid Communism Jeherrin Deeters Ford Fiesta ST - 5 literally a fish Naked Bear KozmoNaut SFH1989 Astrollinthepork Mustang GT350R - 3 Seat Safety Switch The Locator Somewhat Heroic Lebanon Ford's $40k supercharged Mustangs - 3 Maksimus54 NitroSpazzz meatpimp Volkswagen GTI - 2 scuz Cached Money Dodge Hellcat - 2 CornHolio CharlesM ACES: VW Jetta TDI - Geirskogul Ariel Atom - Slung Blade Something something Genital Motors drivetrain - cursedshitbox Subaru STi - GrantC Dacia Sandero - ShittyPostmakerPro Any 600cc sportsbike - ephphatha Honda Fit - 1500quidporsche In the UK? Probably a Caterham 360 - InitialDave Dodge Viper - Sigma X THIS ASIAN AT THE LOCAL RUB AND TUG. 50 BUCKS FOR THE BEST HAPPY ENDING EVER - Cat Terrist Ecoboost Fusion - Elmnt80 Question 10: Looking back on the history of this car model, it was consistently awful across each generation it was made. Chevy Cavalier (and all its J-body platform-mates) - 13 Enourmo SSJOnizuka Wrar blindjoe bolind Astrollinthepork KYOON GRIFFEY JR IOwnCalculus SharkyTM slidebite CannonFodder Mat_Drinks Sigma X PT Cruiser - 7 TheFonz freelop ephphatha Motronic ionn SFH1989 The Royal Nonesuch Chrysler Sebring/Dodge Avenger - 4 Seat Safety Switch CharlesM Elmnt80 Deeters Chevy Malibu - 2 CornHolio GrantC VW Beetle - 2 KozmoNaut ilkhan Mazda Miata - 2 The Locator ShittyPostmakerPro ACES: The Great American Imitator, the Chevrolet Corvair - Geirskogul Chrysler Cordoba - Slung Blade Ford Escort - Liquid Communism Trabant - literally a fish Prius - cursedshitbox Volkswagen Passat - scuz Yugo - Maksimus54 Maserati Biturbo (One generation was enough) - Bajaha Honda Civic. Seriously, who the hell thinks this is worth buying? Ugh. - Naked Bear Dodge Neon. - Cached Money Lada - Jeherrin Chevrolet Citation - some_admin Land Rover Discovery - leica Nissan Micra - 1500quidporsche FSO - InitialDave Reliant Robin - sadnessboner Pontiac Firebird - Somewhat Heroic BUTT IMPLANTS - Cat Terrist Ford Taurus - meatpimp mustang - NitroSpazzz Chevy Lumina - Terrible Robot
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Scores after question 10: SSJOnizuka - 166 Deeters - 165 SharkyTM - 154 slidebite - 152 IOwnCalculus - 146 literally a fish - 145 Mat_Drinks - 138 Cached Money - 136 bolind - 136 Bajaha - 132 sadnessboner - 132 Astrollinthepork - 131 leica - 131 CannonFodder - 131 KYOON GRIFFEY JR - 128 blindjoe - 127 NitroSpazzz - 127 Enourmo - 125 Wrar - 121 some_admin - 121 Seat Safety Switch - 115 Sigma X - 115 ionn - 115 SFH1989 - 108 Maksimus54 - 107 Liquid Communism - 105 The Locator - 104 CornHolio - 97 meatpimp - 97 The Royal Nonesuch - 97 Somewhat Heroic - 94 Elmnt80 - 94 TheFonz - 93 Motronic - 87 freelop - 82 CharlesM - 82 ephphatha - 80 GrantC - 73 Slung Blade - 72 InitialDave - 67 ilkhan - 66 Geirskogul - 62 Jeherrin - 59 KozmoNaut - 54 cursedshitbox - 48 Naked Bear - 44 Terrible Robot - 39 scuz - 21 1500quidporsche - 16 ShittyPostmakerPro - 14 Cat Terrist - 13 See you tomorrow for the reveal of Questions 11 and 12!
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Question 11: Conversely, this car model was consistently awesome across each generation it was made.   Question 12: This particular car's pedigree was the most bipolar of them all; it reached the highest highs and the lowest lows looking back on its history.    Answers soon...
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Question 11: Conversely, this car model was consistently awesome across each generation it was made. Mazda Miata - 14 Wrar Enourmo freelop blindjoe Astrollinthepork leica ephphatha Motronic Deeters SharkyTM CharlesM SFH1989 Elmnt80 CannonFodder BMW 3-series - 9 CornHolio Cached Money TheFonz Jeherrin bolind KYOON GRIFFEY JR Somewhat Heroic meatpimp ionn Porsche 911 - 7 Liquid Communism Geirskogul sadnessboner ilkhan slidebite Sigma X Mat_Drinks Subaru Impreza, gently caress yes. - 3 Naked Bear Seat Safety Switch GrantC Dodge Viper - 2 SSJOnizuka NitroSpazzz Mazda RX-7 - 2 literally a fish Maksimus54 Land Rover Defender - 2 cursedshitbox InitialDave ACES: Honda Civic - Slung Blade AMC Eagle - scuz Nissan Skyline GTR - Bajaha Toyota Corolla - KozmoNaut Le'Car. - The Locator Volvo 240 - some_admin Yugo - ShittyPostmakerPro Opel Kadett - 1500quidporsche Honda Accord - IOwnCalculus BREAST IMPLANTS - Cat Terrist Toyota Celica - Terrible Robot Jeep Wrangler - The Royal Nonesuch Question 12: This particular car's pedigree was the most bipolar of them all; it reached the highest highs and the lowest lows looking back on its history. Ford Mustang - 19 Liquid Communism literally a fish CornHolio Wrar Bajaha Cached Money TheFonz freelop KozmoNaut blindjoe The Locator ShittyPostmakerPro slidebite SharkyTM Somewhat Heroic NitroSpazzz ionn CharlesM SFH1989 Chevrolet Corvette - 13 Naked Bear SSJOnizuka some_admin Astrollinthepork leica Motronic ilkhan IOwnCalculus CannonFodder meatpimp Elmnt80 Terrible Robot Mat_Drinks Chevrolet Camaro - 3 Enourmo Maksimus54 Deeters Mini - 2 scuz The Royal Nonesuch Volkswagen Beetle - 2 sadnessboner Geirskogul ACES: Mitsubishi Eclipse - Seat Safety Switch Dodge Charger - Slung Blade Range Rover - cursedshitbox Ford Focus - Jeherrin Toyota Corolla - GrantC Maserati Biturbo - bolind DeLorean - ephphatha Subaru SVX - 1500quidporsche Chevrolet Impala - KYOON GRIFFEY JR Hummer - InitialDave Ford Escort - Sigma X KATHLEEN.JPG - Cat Terrist
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Jun 18, 2016 23:08
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Scores after question 12: SharkyTM - 187 Deeters - 182 SSJOnizuka - 181 slidebite - 178 literally a fish - 166 Cached Money - 164 blindjoe - 160 IOwnCalculus - 160 Astrollinthepork - 158 leica - 158 CannonFodder - 158 Mat_Drinks - 158 Wrar - 154 Bajaha - 152 NitroSpazzz - 148 bolind - 146 ionn - 143 Enourmo - 142 sadnessboner - 141 SFH1989 - 141 KYOON GRIFFEY JR - 138 some_admin - 135 Liquid Communism - 131 CornHolio - 125 The Locator - 124 Sigma X - 123 Somewhat Heroic - 122 TheFonz - 121 Elmnt80 - 121 Seat Safety Switch - 119 meatpimp - 119 freelop - 115 CharlesM - 115 Motronic - 114 Maksimus54 - 112 The Royal Nonesuch - 100 ephphatha - 95 ilkhan - 86 GrantC - 77 Slung Blade - 74 KozmoNaut - 74 Geirskogul - 71 InitialDave - 70 Jeherrin - 69 Naked Bear - 60 Terrible Robot - 53 cursedshitbox - 51 ShittyPostmakerPro - 34 scuz - 24 1500quidporsche - 18 Cat Terrist - 15 See you tomorrow for the reveal of Questions 13 and 14!
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Question 13: This figure from automotive history did by far the most harm to the reputation of the automobile than any other.   Question 14: In the first ever Sheep Game, I asked what the second-best engine of all time was, now it's time for the big one. This is the best engine of all time.    Answers soon... MrChips fucked around with this message at 00:13 on Jun 20, 2016 |
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Question 13: This figure from automotive history did by far the most harm to the reputation of the automobile than any other. Ralph Nader - 17 Liquid Communism CornHolio Wrar Cached Money The Locator some_admin blindjoe GrantC KYOON GRIFFEY JR Deeters IOwnCalculus CannonFodder Sigma X meatpimp NitroSpazzz CharlesM SFH1989 Thomas Midgley, Jr. - 3 Geirskogul KozmoNaut Elmnt80 Martin Winterkorn - 3 Bajaha Jeherrin SharkyTM Lee Iacocca - 3 Naked Bear leica ionn John Delorean - 2 Slung Blade Enourmo Bob Lutz - 2 Maksimus54 Astrollinthepork ACES: Chris Bangle - Seat Safety Switch Danica Patrick - SSJOnizuka Bernie Ecclestone - literally a fish PT Cruiser - TheFonz Ford Explorer - cursedshitbox Richard Rawlings - scuz Bryan Nesbitt - freelop Felix Wankel - ShittyPostmakerPro Any coal roller ever. - bolind Hitler - ephphatha Douglas Gaffka - 1500quidporsche Roger Smith - Motronic Shared responsibility between the world's ricers and bro-truckers - InitialDave Al Gore - ilkhan The UAW - sadnessboner Henry Ford - slidebite Killedozer  - Somewhat Heroic TED BUNDY - Cat Terrist Anything made by the Rover corporation - Terrible Robot Ferdinand Piech - Mat_Drinks Vin Diesel (he’s an automotive figure like it or not) - The Royal Nonesuch Question 14: In the first ever Sheep Game, I asked what the second-best engine of all time was, now it's time for the big one. This is the best engine of all time. GM LSx - 16 ionn Enourmo Seat Safety Switch Bajaha TheFonz Maksimus54 bolind ephphatha leica Motronic ilkhan Somewhat Heroic NitroSpazzz SFH1989 Mat_Drinks Elmnt80 Small block Chevy - 12 Jeherrin blindjoe literally a fish Liquid Communism ShittyPostmakerPro KYOON GRIFFEY JR Deeters IOwnCalculus slidebite CannonFodder meatpimp The Royal Nonesuch Jeep 4.0 I6 - 2 Slung Blade scuz ACES: The ACVW engine - Geirskogul F20c (s2000 2.0 liter 4 cylinder) - SSJOnizuka Any two stroke detroit diesel - cursedshitbox BMW S70 - CornHolio Iron Duke - freelop Porsche Mezger - Wrar Subaru EJ22G - Naked Bear 2JZ. - Cached Money Honda single-cylinder 4-stroke - KozmoNaut Cosworth DFV - GrantC 426 Hemi. - The Locator Dodge Slant Six - some_admin 3800 Series II SC. - Astrollinthepork The GM 4.3L 90 degree V6 - 1500quidporsche BMW M10 and derivatives - InitialDave Porsche flat-6 - sadnessboner Ferrari V12 - SharkyTM BMW S54B32 - Sigma X LINDA STEELE HOT BOD - Cat Terrist Mazda 13b - CharlesM The Wankel - Terrible Robot
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Scores after question 14: Deeters - 211 slidebite - 191 SharkyTM - 191 blindjoe - 189 IOwnCalculus - 189 CannonFodder - 187 SSJOnizuka - 183 Cached Money - 182 NitroSpazzz - 181 literally a fish - 179 leica - 177 Mat_Drinks - 175 SFH1989 - 174 Wrar - 172 Bajaha - 171 KYOON GRIFFEY JR - 167 bolind - 163 ionn - 162 Astrollinthepork - 161 Enourmo - 160 Liquid Communism - 160 some_admin - 153 meatpimp - 148 CornHolio - 143 sadnessboner - 143 The Locator - 142 Sigma X - 141 Elmnt80 - 140 Somewhat Heroic - 139 TheFonz - 138 Seat Safety Switch - 136 CharlesM - 133 Motronic - 131 Maksimus54 - 130 freelop - 117 The Royal Nonesuch - 113 ephphatha - 112 ilkhan - 103 GrantC - 95 Jeherrin - 84 Slung Blade - 78 KozmoNaut - 78 Geirskogul - 75 InitialDave - 72 Naked Bear - 64 Terrible Robot - 55 cursedshitbox - 53 ShittyPostmakerPro - 47 scuz - 27 1500quidporsche - 20 Cat Terrist - 17 See you tomorrow for the reveal of Questions 15 and 16!
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Question 15: On the other hand, this is the worst engine of all time.   Question 16: Speaking of engines, this is the worst example of bad engineering I've seen or heard of in any engine.    Answers soon...
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Question 15: On the other hand, this is the worst engine of all time. Oldsmobile 350 diesel - 8 sadnessboner SharkyTM KYOON GRIFFEY JR slidebite Elmnt80 meatpimp SFH1989 Mat_Drinks Maserati Biturbo V6 - 6 Maksimus54 Slung Blade Jeherrin KozmoNaut Motronic CannonFodder Mazda 13B - 4 Bajaha ShittyPostmakerPro CharlesM leica Rotary - 4 NitroSpazzz Deeters Terrible Robot ilkhan Iron Duke - 3 SSJOnizuka Enourmo Liquid Communism PRV V6 - 3 Naked Bear Astrollinthepork IOwnCalculus Ford Vulcan - 2 Seat Safety Switch 1500quidporsche Volkswagen W8 - 2 scuz  TheFonz GM 60° V6 engines (3100, 3400) - 2 CornHolio GrantC 6.0no Diesel - 2 blindjoe ephphatha Cadillac V8-6-4 - 2 Somewhat Heroic ionn ACES: The ACVW engine - Geirskogul Geo Metro engine - literally a fish Rover v8. Just keep pinning, Just keep pinning, Just keep pinning. - cursedshitbox TVR Speed Six - freelop 4100 Cadillac - Wrar Wasserboxer. - Cached Money MG Rover K-series. - The Locator Audi V8 (the one with the horrible timing chains) - some_admin Whichever 1.8 TS was in the Alfa 156. - bolind Renault F8Q diesel - InitialDave Chevy 305 HO - Sigma X BEA ARTHUR - Cat Terrist F35 Powerplant - The Royal Nonesuch Question 16: Speaking of engines, this is the worst example of bad engineering I've seen or heard of in any engine. Audi/Others timing chains against the firewall - 14 Jeherrin Motronic Enourmo Maksimus54 SSJOnizuka literally a fish GrantC The Locator ephphatha meatpimp Mat_Drinks NitroSpazzz SharkyTM CharlesM Maserati Biturbo valvetrain - 6 Seat Safety Switch Bajaha Wrar Geirskogul leica IOwnCalculus Rotary engines (please insert "ice burn" emoticon) - 3 ShittyPostmakerPro Deeters sadnessboner Toyota/Lexus V8 starter located under the intake manifold in the valley - 3 slidebite Astrollinthepork CannonFodder Rover V8's freedom-seeking cylinder liners - 2 cursedshitbox Terrible Robot Water-cooled alternators - 2 some_admin scuz Plastic water pump impellers. - 2 Sigma X Elmnt80 ACES: British Leyland's loving wiring - Liquid Communism Vacuum Operated Motor Mounts - TheFonz GM 3100 & 3400 eating lower intake manifold gaskets, serp belt wrapping around motor mount intentionally - CornHolio Wasn't there a car that had the air intakes somewhere low down and if you drove through a puddle it could choke it? - freelop Chevy Vega 2300 - Naked Bear Wasserboxer rubber "head gaskets" - Cached Money Cadillac HT 4100's iron block and aluminum heads - KozmoNaut pellet bed catalytic converters - blindjoe PSA turbo oil line filter clogging issue. - bolind The entire concept of the VR6 engine - 1500quidporsche anything involving the W8 - KYOON GRIFFEY JR Audi and their cheese-grade plastic timing chain guides. - Slung Blade French cooling systems. Any of them. - InitialDave mixed SAE/metric fasteners - ilkhan Anything involving the Ford 6.0 diesel - Somewhat Heroic THAI LADY BOYS - Cat Terrist GM 8-6-4 - ionn Chrysler 2.7 V6 sludge issue - SFH1989 A part in one of Kastein's engines - The Royal Nonesuch MrChips fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Jun 21, 2016 |
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Scores after question 16: Deeters - 218 SharkyTM - 213 slidebite - 202 SSJOnizuka - 200 NitroSpazzz - 199 IOwnCalculus - 198 Mat_Drinks - 197 CannonFodder - 196 literally a fish - 194 blindjoe - 192 leica - 187 Cached Money - 184 SFH1989 - 183 Bajaha - 181 Wrar - 179 Enourmo - 177 KYOON GRIFFEY JR - 176 meatpimp - 170 Astrollinthepork - 167 bolind - 165 ionn - 165 Liquid Communism - 164 The Locator - 157 some_admin - 156 sadnessboner - 154 Motronic - 151 CharlesM - 151 Maksimus54 - 150 Elmnt80 - 150 CornHolio - 146 Seat Safety Switch - 144 Sigma X - 144 Somewhat Heroic - 142 TheFonz - 141 ephphatha - 128 freelop - 119 The Royal Nonesuch - 115 GrantC - 111 ilkhan - 108 Jeherrin - 104 Slung Blade - 85 KozmoNaut - 85 Geirskogul - 82 InitialDave - 74 Naked Bear - 68 Terrible Robot - 61 cursedshitbox - 56 ShittyPostmakerPro - 54 scuz - 31 1500quidporsche - 23 Cat Terrist - 19 See you tomorrow for the final reveal! MrChips fucked around with this message at 00:45 on Jun 21, 2016 |
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CannonFodder posted:I throw myself to the mercy of the court. The court has considered your arguments, and has accepted them entirely.
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Question 17: Top Gear is back soon, but it has a lot of detractors with the new hosts. How many seasons will this new version of the show last?   Question 18: Of all the cars I've seen in AI, this is by far my favourite.    Answers soon...
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