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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Do you need to pee so bad that going inside just isn't an option ,? Where is your favorite pee spot out side? I'll tell you mine later.

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
fell the rain on your skin goons!

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

King of Bees posted:

Do you need to pee so bad that going inside just isn't an option ,? Where is your favorite pee spot out side? I'll tell you mine later.

i have several

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
In on a fifty page thread

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
:feelsgood:

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i piss outside because i enjoy it, not because i have to.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
makes me feel like i am a part of nature, like our bigfoot ancestors

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I'm changing this thread because the owls told me. Who pees outside when they could go inside,?

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Mozi posted:

makes me feel like i am a part of nature, like our bigfoot ancestors

Yes

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

dad gay. so what posted:

i have several

me too, from grave to grave

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
pro tip: dont pee on any large leafs or it WILL splash back on you.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i pee wherever I want inside outside on your gramma I don't care

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i watched a bee documentary yesterday and apparently bees do not go to the bathroom in the hive

so i am guessing that your preferred spot is elsewhere

Mukulu
Jul 14, 2006

Stop. Drop. Shut 'em down open up shop.
usually where people can see me

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
If I'm doing yard work pretty far from the house, I'll pee outside, or if there's a bonfire I'll pee in the woods, but usually if the suns out, I'm using the porcelain

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



:feelsgood:

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

ChrisHansen posted:

If I'm doing yard work pretty far from the house, I'll pee outside, or if there's a bonfire I'll pee in the woods, but usually if the suns out, I'm using the porcelain

Hmmmmm....quite

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
pro tip: dont pee at an upward angle into a strong wind, it WILL splash back at you

DOMDOM
Apr 28, 2007

Fun Shoe

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Want the female opinion ddbj?

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003


directly onto one of my outdoor shits. helps break it up.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
poor tip, back your rear end up a wall and pee in your own mouth it WILL save you some drinks $$

DOMDOM
Apr 28, 2007

Fun Shoe
waffle stomp your poo poo

DOMDOM
Apr 28, 2007

Fun Shoe

King of Bees posted:

Want the female opinion ddbj?

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Anyone smoke cigarettes while pissing outside,?

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

King of Bees posted:

Anyone smoke cigarettes while pissing outside,?

If you cough while peeing, you can rupture your spleen. Please avoid smoking, drinking, or eating while making water

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Off my buddy's dilapidated deck. It's got these diagonal splintery slats that are perfectly penis-wide and holds my meat for me as I make a 12 foot arc of piss.
Splinters are a real hazard so don't sproink your wood.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
nothing better than slamming that H while pissing in the great outdoors

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Hey op, does this thread only refer to peeing outside on purpose?

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I real loving love pissing outdoors and listening to nature

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

ChrisHansen posted:

Hey op, does this thread only refer to peeing outside on purpose?

Nope

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
one time i was pissing in a desert and a yucca plant stabbed me in the dick :(

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
yucca always count on nature

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Iron Prince posted:

one time i was pissing in a desert and a yucca plant stabbed me in the dick :(

Yikes!

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
Hell I love pissing

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

dad gay. so what posted:

i have several

Tell me maybe two or three of them 😉 we may have something in common

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

King of Bees posted:

I'm changing this thread because the owls told me. Who pees outside when they could go inside,?

One of the perks of being a man :smug:

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Was listening to Adam Corolla tell this story on Dr Drew's old radio program when I was driving home late at night from work in highschool. He said he had this dream where he was a medieval knight, and was outside his castle slaying knaves left and right, just drenched in blood loving bitches up. So after a long day of slaying he just leans up against the castle wall and starts pissing, but no matter what the piss wouldn't end until he woke up covered in piss and his wife got mad.

The End.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
If you wear an adult diaper you can piss and poo poo whenever you feel like it.

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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
I like to do it in front of women to remind them that the patriarchy will never die.

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