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I like to piss outside. It's great if you aim up and piss into the wind. It's the pleasure of pissing mixed with the pleasure of a nice warm shower.
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May 30, 2016 03:37
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Dave_Indeed posted:Was listening to Adam Corolla tell this story on Dr Drew's old radio program when I was driving home late at night from work in highschool. He said he had this dream where he was a medieval knight, and was outside his castle slaying knaves left and right, just drenched in blood loving bitches up. So after a long day of slaying he just leans up against the castle wall and starts pissing, but no matter what the piss wouldn't end until he woke up covered in piss and his wife got mad. I remember that episode
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May 30, 2016 03:39
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Bump. Peeing outside in my super awesome spot before I go to bed.
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May 30, 2016 05:22
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King of Bees posted:Bump. Peeing outside in my super awesome spot before I go to bed. So....do you have a yellow spot in your yard or something? Just piss wherever the mood takes you. Revel in the freedom of a direct-able urine stream!
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May 30, 2016 05:32
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BLARGHLE posted:So....do you have a yellow spot in your yard or something? It's awesome I'll tell you later
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May 30, 2016 05:33
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I friend literally just texted me about pissing outside. 
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May 30, 2016 05:34
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BLARGHLE posted:So....do you have a yellow spot in your yard or something? When I was in college I once had to piss out the 3rd floor window because both of the bathrooms in my apartment were in use. For some reason (drugs and alcohol mostly) I just started doing it every time I had to piss and eventually there was a giant brown spot where my piss would land. I later told this to someone and it turned out they worked on the maintenance crew and apparently they were all very confused at the time why that one patch of grass was always dead.
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May 30, 2016 05:36
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OctoberBlues posted:I friend literally just texted me about pissing outside. If I hadn't just dropped a big deuce, I would go out and pee in the woods in solidarity to my outdoor pissing brethren
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May 30, 2016 05:39
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Not pissing outside but was out in my lawn drinking come coffee and the sprinklers came on, so now it looks like I pissed my pants outside and my hand is mildly burnt. Friggen owned.
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May 30, 2016 11:47
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King of Bees posted:Not pissing outside but was out in my lawn drinking come coffee and the sprinklers came on, so now it looks like I pissed my pants outside and my hand is mildly burnt. Friggen owned. Whats your recipe for come coffee?
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May 30, 2016 12:32
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Who uses a recipe for coffee lke its coffee and water
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May 30, 2016 12:37
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Whats your recipe for come coffee? It's coffee but with come in it
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May 30, 2016 12:43
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King of Bees posted:Not pissing outside but was out in my lawn drinking come coffee and the sprinklers came on, so now it looks like I pissed my pants outside and my hand is mildly burnt. Friggen owned. Well. You're already outside. Pants are wet. Might as well go for it......
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May 30, 2016 14:31
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Wamdoodle posted:Well. You're already outside. Pants are wet. Might as well go for it...... Preparing to repel boarders sir!
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May 30, 2016 14:49
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I have peed in the ocean twice today so far and plan to some more later.
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May 30, 2016 20:47
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psychokitty posted:I have peed in the ocean twice today so far and plan to some more later. Atlantic or Pacific? because the sharks and coldness of water.
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May 30, 2016 20:49
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King of Bees posted:Atlantic or Pacific? because the sharks and coldness of water. Atlantic only my goodman
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May 30, 2016 20:52
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I peed in your mom's butt and now she is going to get pregnant
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May 30, 2016 20:58
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psychokitty posted:Atlantic only my goodman I ain't doxxing ya but if it was a 14 hour drive you must live in Michigan maybe? Cause I was born there and we drove like that to the sunny Atlantic. Anyways, glad you're having fun!
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May 30, 2016 21:16
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Got an "indecent behaviour" fine on boxing day/next day at like 1:30am for going up a deserted alleyway, finding a well hidden corner and pissing because the pub I was previously in was kicking everyone out and wouldn't let me use the bathroom before I left. Some rookie cops made a point of following me up there it seems because cops are loving assholes. So now I don't give a gently caress where I piss. I'm pissing right now.
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May 30, 2016 22:05
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wit posted:Got an "indecent behaviour" fine on boxing day/next day at like 1:30am for going up a deserted alleyway, finding a well hidden corner and pissing because the pub I was previously in was kicking everyone out and wouldn't let me use the bathroom before I left. Some rookie cops made a point of following me up there it seems because cops are loving assholes. So now I don't give a gently caress where I piss. I'm pissing right now. That's the spirit!
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May 30, 2016 22:11
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What if I just piss in a bottle inside and then go outside and bury the piss bottle somewhere for future people to find. Like in 3969 ad when everyone has evolved and pisses purple, and they're like drat, what is this prehistoric sports drink? And i will be laughing, smirking from my cryochamber. 
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May 30, 2016 22:28
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wit posted:Got an "indecent behaviour" fine on boxing day/next day at like 1:30am for going up a deserted alleyway, finding a well hidden corner and pissing because the pub I was previously in was kicking everyone out and wouldn't let me use the bathroom before I left. Some rookie cops made a point of following me up there it seems because cops are loving assholes. So now I don't give a gently caress where I piss. I'm pissing right now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7TzPEYci_w
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May 30, 2016 22:33
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PISSSSSSS
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May 30, 2016 22:37
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numberoneposter posted:PISSSSSSS OUT YOUR ASSSSSSS?
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May 30, 2016 23:07
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King of Bees posted:I ain't doxxing ya but if it was a 14 hour drive you must live in Michigan maybe? Cause I was born there and we drove like that to the sunny Atlantic. Anyways, glad you're having fun! Oh no. I've never been shy about saying that I live in Nellyville my man.
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May 30, 2016 23:08
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psychokitty posted:OUT YOUR ASSSSSSS? Ewwww! Start a new thread you two.
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May 30, 2016 23:08
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A bug bit my dingus thanks OP
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May 30, 2016 23:20
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I laughed, but what a punchable man he is.
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May 31, 2016 00:09
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JiveHonky posted:A bug bit my dingus thanks OP
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May 31, 2016 00:23
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numberoneposter posted:better post pics for the goon doctors to make sure its not going to fall off I was just going to recommend that. Be safe friends
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May 31, 2016 00:24
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numberoneposter posted:better post pics for the goon doctors to make sure its not going to fall off Too late.
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May 31, 2016 00:31
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JiveHonky posted:Too late. Probably not missin too much eh? 
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May 31, 2016 00:33
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Probably not pissin too much eh? Shouldn't have waited to see the doc
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May 31, 2016 00:37
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olaf2022 posted:"There's nothing quite like urinating out in the open air." How old are you Audrey
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May 31, 2016 21:04
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Nature is pissing all over my head right now! And making booms and lights (lighting farts I think)
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May 31, 2016 21:05
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King of Bees posted:Nature is pissing all over my head right now! And making booms and lights (lighting farts I think) Wow. What would the simile for poop be? Sorry if it's crass but it must be established.
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May 31, 2016 21:32
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Hail obv
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May 31, 2016 21:45
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psychokitty posted:Hail obv Dunno, if you ever eat Indian food you go way off the bristol stool chart and into OT plagues of frogs and stuff.
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