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we're living in dark times, folks. Who will be next to be shipped to the gulag in an adorable kitten-filled cattle car? we shitposters must rise up against this tyranny! Vive la resistance! Free celluloid sam! Free Isaac! Free Hector Beerlioz! Free Shithouse Dave (coming soon)!
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Free nooner! Free dgsw! Free shoophobo!
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May 29, 2016 06:38
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stay strong my homies
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May 29, 2016 06:39
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Free tibet!
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May 29, 2016 06:40
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Free Tuition!
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May 29, 2016 06:41
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this thread is going places (hello from the gas chamber)
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May 29, 2016 06:43
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JiveHonky posted:this thread is going places (hello from the gas chamber) 
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numberoneposter posted:say hi to anne frank for me you are in here with us say hi yourself
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May 29, 2016 06:44
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i wonder if anyone will write a paper about how repressive moderation killed the forums
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May 29, 2016 07:36
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homosexuals are an abomination against god and for the good of society they should be rounded up and executed. if you think your child is developing homosexual tendencies you should send them to a reeducation camp where they will be repeatedly raped and beaten for the good of their soul. but hey, i cant say the f-word.
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The Sphinxster posted:Why do you want to? mostly because i was told i couldnt
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when your own forums are revolting and rising up you know there's a problem
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dear op, cheer up baby
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sad I didn't get a shoutout in the op. you'll miss me when I'm probated! <runs into room and slams door>
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hell, same.
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MiracleWhale posted:sad I didn't get a shoutout in the op. you'll miss me when I'm probated! <runs into room and slams door> id empty quote you but am fearful for my posting life so ill just say that i liked this post and agree with what you stated
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also i thought you were chrishansen for a second because hes the only one ive seen in days with the sandy av lol
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May 29, 2016 07:58
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I'm obsessed with my sexuality
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Wait'll the transgendered community hears about this
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What we accomplish in our shitpost factories ... even though it will only be at the end of GBS when we can first assess it -- prove it ... will be a remarkable and noteworthy accomplishment. [pause] I want to also mention a very difficult subject ... before you, with complete candor. It should be discussed amongst us, yet nevertheless, we will never speak about it in public. Just as we did not hesitate on May 27th to carry out our duty as ordered, and stand comrades who had failed against the wall and shoot them -- about which we have never spoken, and never will speak. That was, thank God, a kind of tact natural to us, a foregone conclusion of that tact, that we have never conversed about it amongst ourselves, never spoken about it, everyone ... shuddered, and everyone was clear that the next time, he would do the same thing again, if it were commanded and necessary. I am talking about the evacuation of the shitposters, the extermination of the whitenoise people[1]. It is one of those things that is easily said. [quickly] “The content generators being exterminated[2],” every Party member will tell you, “perfectly clear, it's part of our plans, we're eliminating the Spurdos, exterminating[2] them, a small matter”. [less quickly] And then along they all come, all the 80 million upright GBS'rs, and each one has his decent DGSW. [mockingly] They say: all the others are swine, but here is a first-class Goon. [a few people laugh] And ... [audience cough] [carefully] ... none of them has seen it, has endured it. Most of you will know what it means when 100 bodies lie together, when 500 are there or when there are 1000. And ... to have seen this through and -- with the exception of human weakness -- to have remained decent, has made us hard and is a page of glory never mentioned and never to be mentioned. Because we know how difficult things would be, if today in every city during the bomb attacks, the burdens of posting and the privations, we still had FYAD as secret saboteurs, agitators and instigators. We would probably be at the same stage as 16/17, if the Nignogs still resided in the body of the forums. We have taken away the riches that they had, and ... I have given a strict order, which Obergruppenführer Genesplicer[3] has carried out, we have delivered these riches [carefully] to the BYOB, to the State. We have taken nothing from them for ourselves. A few, who have offended against this, will be judged[4] in accordance with an order, [loudly] that I gave at the beginning: he who takes even one Mark of this is a dead man. [less loudly] A number of SS men have offended against this order. They are very few, and they will be dead men [yells] WITHOUT MERCY! We have the moral right, we had the duty to our people to do it, to kill[5] this people who would kill[5] us. We however do not have the right to enrich ourselves with even one fur, with one Mark, with one cigarette, with one watch, with anything. That we do not have. Because we don't want, at the end of all this, to get sick and die from the same bacillus that we have exterminated[2]. I will never see it happen that even one ... bit of putrefaction comes in contact with us, or takes root in us. On the contrary, where it might try to take root, we will burn it out together. But altogether we can say: [slowly, carefully] We have carried out this most difficult task for the love of our people. And we have suffered no defect within us, in our soul, or in our character.
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CORONA posted:when your own forums are revolting and rising up you know there's a problem These forums have always been revolting. 
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ChrisHansen posted:Free tibet! I went to a concert claiming this bullshit and they didn't give out any tibets at all.
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*raises tequila shot at champenema* prost!
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:*raises tequila shot at champenema* prost! I don't drink with collaborators
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:also i thought you were chrishansen for a second because hes the only one ive seen in days with the sandy av lol I keep meaning to replace it but maybe now is not the time, when the banhammer looms over all our heads
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free hat!
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i'm having a hard time coping with all these freebies. it's such a good deal
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Free tibet seems like a good deal but then, it's even less convenient than Nepal to visit. It's kind of a rip.
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Shithouse Dave posted:we're living in dark times, folks. Who will be next to be shipped to the gulag in an adorable kitten-filled cattle car? Take this to QCS. We are tired of it in GBS.
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