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Y'know when we had clamshell phones you could snap 'em shut and drop 'em on the ground in the parking lot and they wouldn't get all hosed up and cracked and require $100 to fix, they'd just hit the ground and not lose any functionality at all. Then again, the touchscreen works fine even with a million cracks so I guess maybe this is better after all
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# ? May 29, 2016 20:37 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 04:40 |
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Look at this dumbshit that doesn't use a case. I drop my iphone all the loving time and I dont have a crack or chip on it
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# ? May 29, 2016 20:38 |
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lol check out this guy with an iphone what an idiot
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# ? May 29, 2016 20:39 |
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My Note 5 has a glass front, a glass back, and a thin aluminum frame. It looks and feels nice, but it seems fragile as gently caress.
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# ? May 29, 2016 20:41 |
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maybe take better care of your poo poo, retard
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# ? May 29, 2016 20:42 |
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perhaps try not being a butterfingers
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# ? May 29, 2016 20:42 |
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My moto e cost 30 dollars because I could not give a poo poo less about my phone.
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# ? May 29, 2016 20:43 |
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i have a bespoke steampunk phone mostly made out of cogs and steam. have had issues keeping the coal furnace lit, but no problems with durability.
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# ? May 29, 2016 20:48 |
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It's because they want you to have to buy a new phone instead of paying to repair the phone you broke. They don't want you to just keep the same phone for 10 years like you could with those flip phones.
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# ? May 29, 2016 20:49 |
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My phone never breaks because I don't have one. I just shout whatever I'm thinking. My IRL Twitter account (me) has a dozen followers (police).
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# ? May 29, 2016 20:52 |
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Why don't they just make the outer phone casing out of the same poo poo they use to make Otter Boxes? You don't buy a car and then have go out and shop for bumpers and air bags for it afterwards.
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# ? May 29, 2016 21:00 |
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Johnny Aztec posted:Look at this dumbshit that doesn't use a case. I drop my iphone all the loving time and I dont have a crack or chip on it i handed over £40 for the official apple leather case when i got my new iphone and the first time i dropped it the damned thing got a crack on the corner of the screen.
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# ? May 29, 2016 21:03 |
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vug posted:the official apple leather case
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# ? May 29, 2016 21:07 |
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vug posted:i handed over £40 for the official apple leather case when i got my new iphone and the first time i dropped it the damned thing got a crack on the corner of the screen. That's because you paid for something from Apple, and you got somethng leather. Like loving leather is gonna absorb impact. I got this case called Ballastic or something. It's got these rubber corners. Fucker will bounce twice. You gotta think about the kind of material you use. An Otterbox sucks poo poo because it's stiff and rigid. It's not going to absorb poo poo. My old iphone 4 had this full rubber Belkin case. It was even better. I bet I coulda dropped that thing down a stair well and it would have been fine.
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# ? May 29, 2016 21:08 |
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I remember my old resistive touch phones being really sturdy even though they were smart phones. This is going back to the days of the HTC Touch Pro 2 when Windows Mobile was actually a popular smartphone OS. I believe the only phone to recently come out with having a plastic screen is the Droid Turbo 2. My friend has it because he's a klutz and honestly I can't tell that it's a plastic screen. Seems like a good option, OP. My smartphone concern is that no one makes sub-5" screens any more.
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# ? May 29, 2016 21:10 |
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I keep a few flip phones just in case
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# ? May 29, 2016 21:10 |
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You can always tell a stupid ditsy bitch if she pulls out her phone and she still uses it even though 90% of the screen is shattered because she sat down with it in her back pocket oblivious to a hulking piece of metal and glass that was there.
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# ? May 29, 2016 21:11 |
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once had a phone and it was a gas
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# ? May 29, 2016 21:15 |
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The conspiracy is that there is such a thing as shatter proof glass and tempered glass that's pretty hard to break. Then, a few years ago they started fusing the glass to the LCD which makes it extremely difficult and expensive to replace. You can't even remove the battery in most phones but it takes seconds to buy a new phone and transfer your contacts.
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# ? May 29, 2016 21:19 |
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I hate when poop falls out of my butt and hits the ground and breaks
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# ? May 29, 2016 21:19 |
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Risky posted:You can always tell a stupid ditsy bitch if she pulls out her phone and she still uses it even though 90% of the screen is shattered I would legit refuse to date someone who did that.
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# ? May 29, 2016 21:22 |
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My Rhythmic Crotch posted:I hate when poop falls out of my butt and hits the ground and breaks Buy a bigger butt plug.
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# ? May 29, 2016 21:22 |
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Risky posted:You can always tell a stupid ditsy bitch if she pulls out her phone and she still uses it even though 90% of the screen is shattered I make it a point to hit on girls who have cracked screen because it means they make bad choices and have a better chance of sleeping with me. Also, get a Droid Turbo 2 because they are durable as hell.
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# ? May 29, 2016 21:24 |
Sometimes I can go through a whole day convincing myself that I'm actually a kinda cool type of guy and everything's going alright, nothing manages to pierce my bubble of self-deception but then I walk out of work and start scrolling through my phone to desperately find something to listen to instead of the world and I see a reflection of my big stupid face in the screen because the sun's out and everything comes rushing back in. So yeah I kinda agree
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# ? May 29, 2016 21:33 |
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Johnny Aztec posted:Look at this dumbshit that doesn't use a case. I drop my iphone all the loving time and I dont have a crack or chip on it Look at this dumbshit that drops his phone all the loving time. He has to put an ugly bulky case on something that millions were spent figuring out how to make small and sleek
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# ? May 29, 2016 21:34 |
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Seizure Robot posted:Look at this dumbshit that drops his phone all the loving time. He has to put an ugly bulky case on something that millions were spent figuring out how to make small and sleek It's a beautiful day.
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# ? May 29, 2016 21:45 |
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I turned down my screen brightness so battery last longer.
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# ? May 29, 2016 21:48 |
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I shitpost on a rotary phone
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# ? May 29, 2016 21:49 |
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Strudel Man posted:Look at the sky. Why would I do that when I can look at pictures of a more beautiful day in a more beautiful place on my phone without having to go outside
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# ? May 29, 2016 22:10 |
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dropping the old plastic nokia and moto phones looked scary they'd break apart into pieces but then you could always put them back together
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# ? May 29, 2016 22:18 |
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My Galaxy is glass on the front and back and the sides and I've dropped that motherfucker like every day for a year and it didn't have a scratch on it. I think it's really transparent aluminum.
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# ? May 29, 2016 22:18 |
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i really hate that your posts smell like rear end
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# ? May 29, 2016 22:22 |
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The roman catholic church frowns on case usage, but it just feels better without them. In other news, I'm a big mad spazzy alcoholic who spends half his life shitface drunk and I've never had an issue with phones other than sending horrible cringy drunk messages to people. For some reason I see more women than men with smashed up phones, I'm assuming given that we have the same amount of digits its a weird pocket based issue. Although in my small town we do have one guy who breaks his phone so much his name actually turned into a verb for loving up your phone.
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# ? May 29, 2016 22:23 |
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ChrisHansen posted:I shitpost on a rotary phone 1-800-382-5968
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# ? May 29, 2016 22:24 |
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thathonkey posted:dropping the old plastic nokia and moto phones looked scary they'd break apart into pieces but then you could always put them back together The old old Nokia's doubled as a bludgeoning instrument so I'd be more concerned for what they dropped on.
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# ? May 29, 2016 22:26 |
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someone should invent a rubber phone for clumsy people, like there's a jitterbug for old people. they could call it the Chucklefuck or something
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# ? May 29, 2016 22:30 |
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Most of the contractors I use (oil industry) have an Iphone to get emails on, and that lives in their van. They nearly always have an old Nokia which they use to make calls on, or to throw at people, angry dogs, gypsies, and their own wives. Seems to work well for them.
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# ? May 29, 2016 22:59 |
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I drop my note 4 literally every day, drat thing still holding strong.
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# ? May 29, 2016 23:03 |
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remember when phones had buttons for the numbers? whoa
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# ? May 29, 2016 23:03 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 04:40 |
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has anyone else literally never broken their phone? and kind of looks down on all the people who have broken it like a ton of times or currently have a phone that is broken?
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# ? May 29, 2016 23:06 |