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trapped mouse posted:A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. Don't listen to these idiots, it's perfect
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 03:20 |
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Al Cu Ad Solte posted:“Guys, I think I hosed up.” loving e: I have now caught up on the last page full of people agreeing it's loving and every time somebody mentions it I start snickering again LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 18:47 on Aug 13, 2017 |
# ¿ Aug 13, 2017 18:36 |
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BrianBoitano posted:What's Shrek's favorite Bible verse? Meanwhile, in the Stuff You Can't Believe You Just Figured Out Thread syscall girl posted:What kind of meat does a priest eat on Fridays? Ferrule posted:nun.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2017 00:53 |
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Roro posted:Knock knock. Dave Syndrome posted:DOYOUHAVEAMINUTETOTALKABOUTOURLORDANDSAVIORJESUSCHRIST who? Roro posted:I... I've never gotten this far before. Bonus props to Mr. Bad Guy posted:Knock knock
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2017 05:25 |
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oh my god you are all the worst
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2017 04:19 |
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I did not say that
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2017 05:15 |
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Outrail posted:Hah
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2019 21:31 |
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Target Practice posted:I love jokes like this, but I feel maybe this works better as something like: what? no.
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2019 23:42 |
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Evilreaver posted:Spent the last two days in the hospital and burned through the whole thread, as thanks here's the best joke in the thread from [checks the date] three years ago apparently? I started laughing like two words in because I remembered it instantly and it is indeed 10000% the best joke in the thread
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2020 01:52 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a number two pencil. A little punchier?
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2021 21:47 |
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number two liner, got it.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2021 23:58 |
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Joke telling is not really my strong suit, I just wanted to participate
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2021 02:46 |
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Phy posted:I used to torment my wife with puns. freeedr posted:I’m glad you got divorced also
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2021 04:30 |
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ikanreed posted:I see a psychic every week. I normally see her in person, and every week she has me spill black tea leaves to give me a reading with astonishing accuracy about the coming week. Don't hold that against her, by the way. Most people learn their tasseography on black tea leaves. Recently some folks are expanding into green and white leaves too, but generally speaking, oolong is still a novel tea.
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 20:16 |
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Al Cu Ad Solte posted:Three guys are walking through the woods when they find a lamp. One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie. I remembered this post yesterday and now you all remember it too
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