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Critical
Aug 23, 2007

Matt Hardy is a motherfucking genius, my God.

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MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Couple things

-What was it that Matt hit Jeff with? I swear it looked like those things they sell at Easter where the package is mesh and there's little cadbury chocolates inside.
-Matt has a nice house

i thought it was a change jar

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

Critical posted:

Matt Hardy is a motherfucking genius, my God.

He has been a genius for awhile, just look at his ring of honor championship

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
HAhahaahahah they released a "director's cut" of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jzScgAhSt0

mariooncrack
Dec 27, 2008

MotU posted:

i thought it was a change jar

Pretty sure it was the production budget.

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>

achillesforever6 posted:

HAhahaahahah they released a "director's cut" of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jzScgAhSt0

The first few seconds are actually from a scrapped MTV Cribs episode

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

achillesforever6 posted:

HAhahaahahah they released a "director's cut" of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jzScgAhSt0

TNA is the early leader for promotion of the year, feud of the year and best gimmick

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Considering how none of the three are in the frame at the same time I'm going to assume that they shot this themselves and I'm probably right.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
If WWE knows what's right for them, they would give the Hardy Boys the Smackdown book and full creative control.

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
Both of them need to hire new landscapers

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

I can't believe I wanted TNA to die last year. May they live forever.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Welcome to my house baby take control now we can't even slow down we don't need to go out

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Midnightghoul posted:

Both of them need to hire new landscapers
Sure there's a ton of dead grass but that crop circle is top notch.

e: I just noticed the wallet chain. This is so amazing.

UltimoDragonQuest fucked around with this message at 03:54 on Jun 2, 2016

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

Matt Hardy: Two-Time WOR Winner for Best Gimmick

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

Brothuh nEEERO

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

It occurs to me that he's doing Zoolander's voice but he looks like Mugatu

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

matt hardy playing piano

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

oatgan posted:

matt hardy playing piano

Maybe his brother Nero could accompany him on violin

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
i need to go confront my brother who is mentally unstable but first let me ride around my pond in my cool bike brah

Grinnblade
Sep 24, 2007

achillesforever6 posted:

HAhahaahahah they released a "director's cut" of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jzScgAhSt0

That thumbnail is amazing.

eljackass
May 19, 2004

Caution is a word that I can't understand

oatgan posted:

matt hardy playing piano

Notice he takes the contract off the stand on the piano where the sheet music should be?


This video is awesome!

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

achillesforever6 posted:

HAhahaahahah they released a "director's cut" of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jzScgAhSt0

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
Holy poo poo.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
my favorite part is when matt tried to roll out of the ring in the warehouse

he had some trouble

Shrimpy
May 18, 2004

Sir, I'm going to need to see your ticket.

Sticky Nate posted:

Brothuh nEEERO

Why does he keep calling him Brother Nero?

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Isn't one of Jeff's legs still generally hosed? Also, yeah, Matt has a really nice house.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Matt "Salieri" Hardy

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
The Alan Smithe edition.

Edit: The directors cut still has glaring continuity errors.

Gonzo McFee fucked around with this message at 09:38 on Jun 2, 2016

FortifiedTumor
Aug 4, 2007
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Pet Rock Band posted:

that is the cheapest ink pen that exists in the universe

Yeah, that's an old school bic that we all used to chew on out of boredom and poor upbringings.

When exactly did the world get so high class on pens? I'm a 1mm G2 man myself.

Discount Trombones
Jan 22, 2014
"Director's Cut" implies that TNA still employs a director.

Blizz Pizz Love Us
Aug 18, 2015

by exmarx

XYZ posted:

With all the stupid poo poo Jeff has done, I bet that table bump didn't even crack his top 10.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQMFcvRa36A

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


SLAHHHMAVERSERY

Cool Post Beg
Mar 6, 2008

DADDY MAGIC

Off the toppa the caaaaage! *splat*

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Im the mexican landscaper doing a terrible job laying down mulch

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Jeff's performance is funnier than Matt's

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

oatgan posted:

Jeff's performance is funnier than Matt's

It's more understated and I love it but please don't make me choose Brudda Oat

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Jeff's got the better house what with the randomly placed pieces of meth art scattered around his property and that crop circle.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Shrimpy posted:

Why does he keep calling him Brother Nero?

Nero is legit Jeff's middle name.

beggar posted:

Off the toppa the caaaaage! *splat*

Just reading this gave me the giggles.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Mulaney Power Move posted:

In the first segment where they arrive at the Hardy residence, there are aerial shots of the property and someone riding a dirtbike, crane shots, and it even looked like they rented a dolly

nah they used a quadcopter drone with a camera rig. You can get a good one off of Banggood for like $400

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


There is no way they have $400 to spend

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