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Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Is five eight tall or short?

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noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot
its somewhere in the middle

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
It's abnormal, that's all I can say

www
Aug 4, 2010

thats tiny how u even alive lol

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
im 5'1 so yeah

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

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No

Poco
Jul 17, 2005

....I am a Tariff Man
manlet.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

tumor looking batty posted:

Is five eight tall or short?

short

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Your rear end is short.

Unless you are a women. In which case you are average/slightly above.

Probably ugly though.

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

5,8 Is the perfect height for kissing girls on the forehead OP

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

tumor looking batty posted:

Is five eight tall or short?

don't worry, you'll look taller when you're wearing your heels

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

ruddiger posted:

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No

yes it is. you are short

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

5,8 is a good size for ridin g around in a car as well, you have enough clearance to be comfortable, can easily reach the gas and brakes, set belt fits perfectly.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


thats how tall I am op and when I asked stacy watkins to the big dance she laughed at me in front of basically everyone in school

Jellidelic
Nov 28, 2011

tumor looking batty posted:

Is five eight tall or short?

you can probably touch the top of a door frame but you should do us all a favor and stay out of the gene pool (think of it like you made a choice)

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





No woman will ever love or respect you OP

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

It's a good height for high fives as you can get your hand pretty high but most other people can still reach it

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
o sweet a new jon pop thread

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

ruddiger posted:

Hahahahahahahahsahshshshshshahahahahahahahahahshshshahahshahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahwhahahahahahwhahahahahahahahahahahahahwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahwhahahahaha

No

huh?

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

In 1926, 5'8" was tall-ish. Hope this helps you cope with your poor genes, op.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
five eight? who's that?

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Iron Prince posted:

o sweet a new jon pop thread

who?

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

dunno man

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

if i might invoke the spirit of the hit show "south park" i would have to suggest that the truth is somewhere in the middle

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I'm a bloody giant.

Every day things are getting shorter and I keep growing.

Sound
Oct 18, 2004


good height for a middle schooler, eat your vegetables kid

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Sound posted:

good height for a middle schooler, eat your vegetables kid

hhat did you know know

drunkb
Aug 14, 2009


The Great Twist
My daughter is 5' 7". I hope that you make the girls volleyball team next year too.

Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006

:eyepop:
Depends where you live OP. 5'8 is below average height for males in western countries, but above average in places like Japan. So maybe move to Asia?

cent0r
Feb 19, 2007
Short answer: no.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

If you're a woman.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Fanatic posted:

Depends where you live OP. 5'8 is below average height for males in western countries, but above average in places like Japan. So maybe move to Asia?

I am 6 2 and an Amerasian

Mumpy Puffinz fucked around with this message at 03:44 on Jun 1, 2016

drunkb
Aug 14, 2009


The Great Twist
Are you a super taster?

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
5'10", OP. And my D is even bigger.

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
Also, my D can prolly beat up your D

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
short

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

hhat did you know know

Yeah right, as if 7th graders on the internet aren't hyper-literate and carrying nuanced opinions about esoteric subjects such as Mato Grosso's soybean yield in an el nino. :rolleyes:

Darth Freddy
Feb 6, 2007

An Emperor's slightest dislike is transmitted to those who serve him, and there it is amplified into rage.
Do women offer to get stuff off the top shelf for you?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
im 10 feet tall and next year im gonna get a solid gold head AMA

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Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Your mom gives solid gold head.

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