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Hello friends. This secret club for cool Goon is sure to be a riot.
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Hedrigall posted:Ovipositorgoon should read Saga, there's a smokin' spider babe in that She got them titties out an errrything
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Jun 21, 2016 22:00
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It's fake. Don't worry.
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Jul 10, 2016 22:46
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Reclaimer posted:Alcoholic dude sounds more like an insomniac who drinks to stop his mind from racing at night. They got pills for that, see a psychiatrist. As someone with who has struggled with sleep issues his whole life, don't use alcohol to medicate. You get worse sleep and end up being more exhausted. Reclaimer is right. There are a host of options to ensure you are properly rested and will help you get back to normal.
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Jul 23, 2016 20:34
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My real confession is that I once slept with a girl who 100% thought she was a werewolf. She claimed to have been raised in Valhalla by two giant wolves that imbued her with the power to shape shift. Of course she wouldn't show me because I was a mortal and she wasn't allowed.
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Jul 27, 2016 01:25
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No. Unfortunately she was very normal otherwise aside from being pretty dumb and unambitious. As if that wasn't enough, she firmly believes in old gender roles and any deviation is in defiance of the natural order. She longed to be a kept woman. Ugh...
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Jul 27, 2016 05:37
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H.H posted:I read an interview online with a dude who did this. It was years ago, so I don't remember where exactly. That "Nullo" interview was fake, sorry. The cat baseball guy is a horrible person. You can't excuse your past behavior on drugs if you still celebrate it. Probably fake but I've known enough human grease stains to know that it could be real.
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Jul 28, 2016 03:13
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Harassment Weeaboo: Two successful weirdos in love is just about the best relationship you could ask for. Glad to see it working out!
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Aug 3, 2016 01:12
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Even though I'm very good with money, I'm very thankful that my dad taught me early to never have a credit card except one to auto-pay my bills. There were a few times j could have gotten in a lot of trouble.
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Aug 3, 2016 18:32
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One time my cousin tried to pounce on my totally huge bone but I am a proud gentilesir so I crawled out of the room pretending to be a cat.
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Aug 8, 2016 03:24
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I had an elk burger not too long ago that gave me a half-chub.
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Aug 10, 2016 05:52
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Shakill OReal posted:Can the guerrilla marketer goons PM me about how to get a job doing that Me too. Can't be worse that most jobs I've done.
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Aug 18, 2016 05:16
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I once watched the movie Hackers about a hundred time one summer when I was young. In my defense, I'm really stupid and have brain problems. Plus I did other stuff like drawing and playing with LEGO.
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Aug 22, 2016 06:33
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Not to get too personal but my parents divorced when I was young and used their children as messengers of their hate for years. I should have sent them my therapy bills.
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Aug 22, 2016 22:43
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Warm und Fuzzy posted:The child abuse story isn't really a confession. Somebody make up more unlikely fetishes. My confession is that I'm really boring and don't have any fetishes. I like a pretty, enthusiastic and consenting woman. Also thigh-highs but everyone likes those.
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Aug 23, 2016 04:04
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Jastiger posted:Its ok to get your rocks off (cheat) with a Fleshlight or something, but if its inside another attractive person that is WAY different! I know you're a broke-brain Goon but masturbating isn't cheating and you're an imbecile for thinking otherwise. Edit: gently caress, I left the page open too long but my point still stands.
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Aug 25, 2016 18:39
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Just smoke weed and watch nature documentaries. poo poo, dawggggg
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Sep 16, 2016 15:18
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My confession is that my smoke detector went off at three am for no reason. The next morning I found a fake nail (that had been ripped off) on my welcome mat. I live around some not-great people but I'm struggling to connect these dots. Maybe I'm not paranoid enough.
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The Mentalizer posted:If he was like any of the friends I went to music festivals with, the hole was for pissing into the tent. While the rest of us were sleeping, of course. The Pissbitch Cometh
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