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Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

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Workout Barry Allen guy loving owns. He should work out with "get REAL beefy, bitch!" Who also owns.

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Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

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I'm not racist, but

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

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Kitchner posted:

She just found it funny because she was pretty cool. I just hooked up with her once and then it became a regular thing, but I referred to her as a slump buster to one of my mates and he kept using it so I confessed to her before his fat mouth landed me in it by accident.

She was chubby but she wasn't really fat, had huge tits and she's still in the top 3 girls I've ever slept with years down the line (not that it's a huge list). Sadly she's a bit crazy and that's why we broke up.

Only ex I'm friends with though.

Confession: Every girl I've ever slept with is in the top 4 girls I've ever slept with

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

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loquacius posted:

Wasn't there like a long bitstrip comic series that got posted on SA once about how gangstalking is real and a serious problem and no I'm not crazy shut up you're with them aren't you


Eh that might be just the SA demographics talking. I'm sure there's an anonymous-confessions Tumblr out there with a bunch of submissions from garbage ladies :shrug:

Targ the target. Utterly amazing:

Engineer woman hits that stage of schizophrenia where she believes gangstalking is real, and unleashes a comic strip, during the making of which she is forced to take a leave of absence form her job for mental health reasons.

She believes people at her work use tech to make dogs bark at her and that Someone breaks into her house to regularly empty out very trace amounts of her coffee creamer

Got super sad after a while... first her chair gets torn up... because of "gang stalking." Then a pillow gets torn up... because of "gang stalking." Then her cat is murdered... because of "gang stalking." She calls the cops, who accuse her of murdering her own cat... because the cops are in on the "gang stalking." Then you go "hey, wait... maybe she killed her cat because it tore up her pillow and chair and tried to blame it on "gang stalking""

Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at 05:30 on Sep 19, 2016

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