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Anonymous Confessions: Black Ops
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2016 13:30 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 08:02 |
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I want to believe
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2016 21:39 |
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Fonzarelli posted:don't know why all these sad confessions are here, i just wanna get beefy, bitch Yeah honestly this kinda sucks because you know the only people sending confessions are the ones invited to the thread. I mean there's been like 2 confessions posted this whole week. Maybe just ask a mod if we can have this in GBS again?
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2016 16:47 |
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2016 17:38 |
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rezatahs posted:man this thread was clearly taking off before la showed up to shutdown another red hot confession thread It would probably take off if it weren't a dumb incognito thread
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2016 21:42 |
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Putty posted:i don't think a single parent has ever had to do The Talk ever since the invention of the internet The extent of my "talk" was my dad telling me "A stiff pecker has no conscience" and wouldn't ya know it he was right
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2016 22:57 |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:was your dad a birdwatcher I think you might be confused
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2016 23:18 |
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lmfao how's it going, That Guy? Still a virgin I'm guessing?
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2016 17:53 |
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CJacobs posted:that top one didn't happen It's probably happened to someone somewhere
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2016 12:37 |
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CJacobs posted:Hell yeah I had LOTS of The Sex that night! my penis never stopped being hard ever they seem to think whiskey dick means your dick just doesn't stop when it is in fact the exact opposite
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2016 19:59 |
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Hopper posted:Here's an idea. I can understand her not wanting to be pregnant on holiday, it makes eating and drinking a bit complicated. Yeah, just use a condom so you feel next to nothing! Walla!
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2016 13:59 |
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Hedrigall posted:"Walla"? You've never seen that word written down, have you? hurrr Hopper posted:Of course a goon who never had sex would assume this myth about condoms is true. lol
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2016 15:39 |
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Jose posted:if you were really in the NFL you'd be rich as gently caress and could pay doctors to fix all that poo poo Not necessarily. In 2 years he might have made a cool million but that's all. The real money doesn't come until free agency which is like 5 years after you're drafted. He was probably on league minimum salary.
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2016 20:41 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I have a confession: I don't understand why people can't just say 'million'; instead they have to insert 'cool' in front of it almost every time. This happens more often than you'd think, and now you might notice it a lot more Sorry you got triggered, I can understand why money is a trigger for a poor though
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2016 15:05 |
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Nation posted:*voila beedeebee posted:Read the pyf life hacks thread jfc
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2016 15:52 |
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H.H posted:A friend of mine and I recently had our wildly different schedules align with a week of PTO. I had not seen him in about two years, and we fell out of regular contact about a year before that (he moved, and i started working graveyard shifts). Needless to say it was good to see him, as we were very close friends once upon a time. Have you considered walking to his house with a printer?
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2016 12:25 |
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9/11 goon you should check out Art Bell's 9/11 coverage on Coast to Coast AM. It's good poo poo
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2016 18:41 |
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H.H posted:I like to go on hunting trips a lot. Just me, my rifle, and the woods. I love it. My woods
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2016 13:52 |
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H.H posted:me again!! i don't owe a payday loan service anymore; i'm just 3 months overdue on rent!! hahahahaha This has to be Nirvikalpa
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 14:29 |
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H.H posted:I'm the goon from the last thread that was feeling suicidal because I didn't expose my cousin after he raped me and he went on to predate my baby brother. Wait so you got raped by a cousin during your childhood and your wife thinks you'll diddle the kids now? Sounds like she's a terrible person and you'll be better off without her in your life anyway
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 13:56 |
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H.H posted:I checked the original confession. If you read this one carefully, you'll also understand it: he knew his cousin was doing the same to his little brother but didn't report it. That's why his wife doesn't trust him around their kids. Ah, well then, sounds like the wife is right after all.
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 14:06 |
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How about no one cares about your definition of abuse and let's not get the thread gassed k?
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 16:02 |
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poo poo goon this is gonna blow your mind: how do you know your rear end is clean when you wipe sitting down and can't even see what's on the tp Standing: 1, Sitting: 0
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2016 19:34 |
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-S- posted:you look at the toilet paper you dumb poo poo. you dont wipe through between your legs, you go in from the side. goddamn you're an idiot how did you fuckers never learn how to wipe??? sorry about your gross lovely rear end
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2016 19:51 |
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LARPing gf goon just dump her, her life is not your responsibility and you owe her nothing
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 14:02 |
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Smythe is weird about talking about suicide
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 15:31 |
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loquacius posted:Bad job reference goon, are you sabotaging this guy on purpose or is this an "aw shucks I'm just telling them the truth" kind of thing, because if it's the latter you should probably give him the "list someone else as a reference" pointer at some point Sounds like they want to end the friendship but are too much of a passive-aggrssive pissbitch to actually have a confrontation
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2016 15:03 |
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KomodoWagon posted:Job reference dude is a legit terrible person who should probably kill himself. lol that you thought this was a good idea when the op is on probation for posting a confession from someone who wanted to commit suicide
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2016 15:36 |
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Ah, gently caress.
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2016 15:47 |
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loquacius posted:I have never cared about 9/11 or the Twin Towers. I'm guessing you hear "low functioning" a lot
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2016 23:43 |
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Lotsa boring confessions lately
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2016 13:07 |
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loquacius posted:I'm stalking my ex-girlfriend. We broke up 2 years ago and I'm slowly integrating myself back into her life, hopefully leading to rekindling our relationship. Can't wait to read about your inevitable conviction for stalking and murder!
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2016 18:19 |
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Vogler posted:How can you barely have enough for a warm meal if you work as a prostitute Crack, meth and heroin aren't free.
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2016 12:14 |
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Profondo Rosso posted:how the gently caress u get 100 in pure profit for 15 minutes of dick suckin and struggle to afford 5 dollar pizza. poo poo dont add up bradzilla posted:Crack, meth and heroin aren't free.
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2016 22:14 |
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H.H posted:
You're on your way to a fulfilling career! H.H posted:
I'm not gay guys!
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2016 14:15 |
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H.H posted:I have been a member of SA since 2006 and have never made one post. goons might be mean to me
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2016 20:22 |
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Confession: I am a privileged straight white male
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2016 12:06 |
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H.H posted:Daughter of Pissbitch here again. I decidedt o take the halfway decent advice from this thread and tried talking to my fiance about my recent fantasies. I decided to leave the piss part out though, and just told him that part of the reason i had been so withdrawn lately is because I had suddenly found myself being attracterd to another woman. He did not take this well, I think that I offended his masculintiy or something like that. He stormed out of the apartment and hasn't come back yet, it's been a few hours. you are loving dumb as poo poo
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2016 15:38 |
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wyntyr posted:Thread delivers that person regged in 2012 not 2006...
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 14:18 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 08:02 |
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H.H posted:pissbitch Based on the drunk looking typing I'm gonna say... plausible?
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 12:48 |