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-Blackadder-
Jan 2, 2007

Game....Blouses.


The article being from "Good Housekeeping" is what really sells it.

What other crazy stuff have you guys come across in real life that could've just as easily been an onion article?

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
caress, fondle, suck, suckle my goddamn balls

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
The sound of hoof beats 'cross the glade,
Good folk, lock up your son and daughter.

Beware the deadly flashing blade,
unless you want to end up shorter.

Black Adder, Black Adder!
He rides a pitch black steed.

Black Adder, Black Adder!
He's very bad indeed.

Black: his gloves of finest mole.
Black: his codpiece made of metal.

His horse is blacker than a vole;
his pot is blacker than his kettle.

Black Adder, Black Adder, with many a cunning plan.
Black Adder, Black Adder, you horrid little man.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

-Blackadder- posted:



The article being from "Good Housekeeping" is what really sells it.

What other crazy stuff have you guys come across in real life that could've just as easily been an onion article?

I come across a lot of things OP ask your mom

-Blackadder-
Jan 2, 2007

Game....Blouses.

Microwaves Mom posted:

The sound of hoof beats 'cross the glade,
Good folk, lock up your son and daughter.

Beware the deadly flashing blade,
unless you want to end up shorter.

Black Adder, Black Adder!
He rides a pitch black steed.

Black Adder, Black Adder!
He's very bad indeed.

Black: his gloves of finest mole.
Black: his codpiece made of metal.

His horse is blacker than a vole;
his pot is blacker than his kettle.

Black Adder, Black Adder, with many a cunning plan.
Black Adder, Black Adder, you horrid little man.

Nice, actually I like the changes they made after season 1 a lot better.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

-Blackadder- posted:

Nice, actually I like the changes they made after season 1 a lot better.

IDK I liked season 1. I think 2 was probably the best tho.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Microwaves Mom posted:

IDK I liked season 1. I think 2 was probably the best tho.

2 and 4 easily the best seasons; 3 was acceptable.

-Blackadder-
Jan 2, 2007

Game....Blouses.
I have to say 4 was the top, that ending.

As for 1, I just thought the character worked so much better as a smug rear end in a top hat rather than a dummy.

-Blackadder- fucked around with this message at 10:51 on Jun 4, 2016

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

-Blackadder- posted:

I have to say 4 was the top, that ending.

As for 1, I just thought the character worked so much better as a smug rear end in a top hat rather than a dummy.

I cry from season 4's ending every time.

-Blackadder-
Jan 2, 2007

Game....Blouses.
Yup, same.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I love to gently caress fat chicks

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
i don;t read The Onion anymore since Hillary Clinton bought it

-Blackadder-
Jan 2, 2007

Game....Blouses.

City of Tampa posted:

i don;t read The Onion anymore since Hillary Clinton bought it

She did?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i like the videos on the onion website. i just love fake news videos i guess.

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015



hehee

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves
I thought the black adder was an African American accountant, and this thread was about senior swingers. :confused:

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

not directly of course, her top financial backer did.

https://theintercept.com/2016/01/26/ha-ha-hillary-clintons-top-financial-supporter-now-controls-the-onion/

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Nevermind that wasn't nice.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy




JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

lol that ones fake right???

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


I agree op I'm tired of the onion's lamestream liberal media politics as usual. if I wanted to hear that stuff I'd ride the bus and sit next to a man who smells like an incense factory. for real news check out "breitbart.com", they're the only independent news media outlet that still has the courage to stand up for the truth since the fox news commentators started their periods

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

MiracleWhale posted:

I agree op I'm tired of the onion's lamestream liberal media politics as usual. if I wanted to hear that stuff I'd ride the bus and sit next to a man who smells like an incense factory. for real news check out "breitbart.com", they're the only independent news media outlet that still has the courage to stand up for the truth since the fox news commentators started their periods

i think youre confusing the op with the angry politics guy

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Immediately after they got bought by Hillary's biggest supporter The Onion put out a knob-slobbing article about her after weeks of mockery, and I can't tell if that was a joke or for real a directive from the new boss

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas hillary - The Onion headlines now

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Mange Mite posted:

Immediately after they got bought by Hillary's biggest supporter The Onion put out a knob-slobbing article about her after weeks of mockery, and I can't tell if that was a joke or for real a directive from the new boss
I mean you may be right, but what's the article?

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Strudel Man posted:

I mean you may be right, but what's the article?

http://www.theonion.com/article/female-presidential-candidate-who-was-united-state-52367

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
All their Hilary jokes are super castrated

Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model
Brings a whole new meaning to the word catspaw

Nicomo
Jan 22, 2015
The comments on the Onion's youtube videos are hilarious. So many morons have never experienced satire and take them as actual news broadcasts, leaving comments with genuine shock and disgust or a serious talking point, haha. The stupidity fascinates me.

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015

MiracleWhale posted:

I agree op I'm tired of the onion's lamestream liberal media politics as usual. if I wanted to hear that stuff I'd ride the bus and sit next to a man who smells like an incense factory. for real news check out "breitbart.com", they're the only independent news media outlet that still has the courage to stand up for the truth since the fox news commentators started their periods

My favourite thing about Breitbart is when they attempted to do an expose piece on Something Awful.

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
Something Awful: EXPOSED




It's gay all the way down

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

fuckin bugs

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

LadyAmbien posted:

My favourite thing about Breitbart is when they attempted to do an expose piece on Something Awful.

missed that one. only saw the one where the SA guild on SA was a CIA front

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


LadyAmbien posted:

My favourite thing about Breitbart is when they attempted to do an expose piece on Something Awful.

that sounds hilarious! can't find it though, do you have a link?

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Nicomo posted:

The comments on the Onion's youtube videos are hilarious. So many morons have never experienced satire and take them as actual news broadcasts, leaving comments with genuine shock and disgust or a serious talking point, haha. The stupidity fascinates me.

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
Guy Fieri eating to "Hurt" by Johnny Cash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN5Oa_WdjjM

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
http://literallyunbelievable.org/

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Very funny website

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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh


The only thing that would make that better is if Ken M had been the one to respond.

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