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 When I was a child back in the day who didn't like to eat the crust on my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, my parents always told me that the crust was the "best part" and that I should "eat it" instead of throwing it in the trash. With PB&J now being sold in crust-less form and my parents being dead, life could not possibly be better. I would never have to worry about the exterior of my food again, or so I thought. I'll get straight to the point. Kiwis are much better with the skin on. If you're one of those primordial insects who cut the skin off or scoop out the green stuff with a spoon you probably live a shallow and meaningless life. The fruit feels flavorless without the skin, and once you get over the visual that you are taking a bite out of Shrek's hairy ballsack you will see the light. Discuss.
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Please do not cannibalize poor Australian women.
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Jun 5, 2016 04:49
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i eat them with the skin but only because i am too lazy to peel them
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Jun 5, 2016 04:49
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come to daddy *sarlacc pit opens*
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Jun 5, 2016 04:49
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hell yes I do that poo poo all the time. much thank you to you putty for making a thread that really resonets with this poor goons fractured soul
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Jun 5, 2016 04:50
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Probably like lickin balls.
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Jun 5, 2016 04:50
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I only ever ate the skin because I thought I was enjoying Shrek's hairy ballsack.
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Jun 5, 2016 04:52
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science has yet to determine why eating a fuzzy peach irritates your lips but the amazing raw kiwi doesn't
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Jun 5, 2016 04:53
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Putty posted:science has yet to determine why eating a fuzzy peach irritates your lips but the amazing raw kiwi doesn't
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Jun 5, 2016 04:54
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I've only eaten kiwi fruit outside the US. The kind we get here is flavorless, they must pick it raw like bananas but they don't ripen well off the plant line nanners do
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Jun 5, 2016 04:54
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I unhinge my jaw and eat pineapples whole like what you guys. 
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Jun 5, 2016 04:55
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i love to eat kiwi fruit w/ the skin on because it reminds me of my dad
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Jun 5, 2016 04:55
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I do this and also eat the entire apple minus the stem. I've been judged harshly in the past for this so I don't tell anyone anymore.
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Jun 5, 2016 04:57
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I've never had a Kiwi.
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Jun 5, 2016 04:59
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poo poo's good man.
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Jun 5, 2016 05:00
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Ain't falling for it
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Jun 5, 2016 05:02
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Putty posted:
same but with peanuts
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Jun 5, 2016 05:03
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I do this
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Jun 5, 2016 05:03
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People skin kiwi?
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Jun 5, 2016 05:04
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my parents lies went deeper they said all the nutrition wa sin the crust
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Jun 5, 2016 05:05
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but those little kiwi birds are so cute why would you eat them at all 
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Jun 5, 2016 05:21
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dont fall for the bread crust lies
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Jun 5, 2016 05:23
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Iron Prince posted:hell yes I do that poo poo all the time. much thank you to you putty for making a thread that really resonets with this poor goons fractured soul
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Jun 5, 2016 05:25
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i dont eat fruits or vegetables i am a goom
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Jun 5, 2016 05:25
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gross man
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Jun 5, 2016 05:30
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Jun 5, 2016 05:56
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The idea of a flavourless kiwifruit blows my mind. That poo poo is tangy as heck. I usually just rip them in half and squeeze them into my mouth.
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Jun 5, 2016 06:21
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A CISHET SHITLORD posted:but those little kiwi birds are so cute why would you eat them at all
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Jun 5, 2016 06:24
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*mouse cursor hovers over the 5* ehh... *clicks 4*
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Jun 5, 2016 06:36
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PBS Newshour posted:*mouse cursor hovers over the 5* *rips shirt in half* gently caress *catches breath* YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *weeps*
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Jun 5, 2016 06:37
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Iron Prince posted:*rips shirt in half* woah
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Jun 5, 2016 06:39
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poo poo just got real itt
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Jun 5, 2016 07:15
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if it's got hair on it, I ain't eatin it op
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Jun 5, 2016 07:24
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I thought you meant the bird and was like Duh. Tangentially related - does anyone know what the deal is with persimmons?
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Jun 5, 2016 09:55
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same but with garlic
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Jun 5, 2016 09:58
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i do this and think it's good. adds some tartness. would recommend.
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Jun 5, 2016 10:11
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It's called a Kiwifruit you stupid fucks. *Chinese Gooseberry is also acceptable.
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Jun 5, 2016 10:15
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Goons are so goddamn disgusting
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Jun 5, 2016 10:27
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if it's got hair then put 'er there. if it's not got hair, prison dick in the derriere!
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Jun 5, 2016 10:29
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Iron Prince posted:*rips shirt in half*
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