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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Sorry for posting another news thread, but this is just horrible :(

SBC News posted:

Smurf sought over attempted smurfual assault in Smurf Village

5 June 2016

A smurf is being sought by smurf police after an attempt at smurfual assualt on Smurfette outside Jokey Smurfs house in Smurf Village.
Smurfette, in her 20s, was approached from behind and smurfed in the face before attempting smurfual assault at about 01am BST on Smurfurday.
Smurf police said the offender, who was blue skinned and wearing a white hat, fled after possibly being disturbed by other smurfs.
Smurf officers have appealed for information from anysmurf in the area at the time.
Detective Papa Smurf, from the Smurf Village Smurf Police Department (SVSPD), said: "I would also like to speak to anysmurf who was in the area of Jokey Smurf's house as they may also have information which could assist our smurfvestigation."
"I understand this incident could cause the community some concerns, therefore additional smurftrols are taking place," he added.

Ratjaculation fucked around with this message at 23:34 on Jun 5, 2016

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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

smurfed up if true

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003


She was smurfing for it.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I would like to smurf her in her smurf.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

looks like im smurfing off again

Manic Panic
Jun 5, 2016

by LadyAmbien
i enjoy how gaming with dignity and nooner both compete over who id be more forum addicted to and chase around

the open forum love letters and home wrecking attempts will start soon

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
I thought this was gonna be a thread about Smurfette's gender reassignment surgery.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Manic Panic posted:

i enjoy how gaming with dignity and nooner both compete over who id be more forum addicted to and chase around

the open forum love letters and home wrecking attempts will start soon

in smurf pls

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Manic Panic posted:

i enjoy how gaming with dignity and nooner both compete over who id be more forum addicted to and chase around

the open forum love letters and home wrecking attempts will start soon

im gonna give it to nooner, though

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Manic Panic posted:

i smurf how smurfing with dignity and papa smurf both smurf over who id be more forum smurfed to and smurf around

the open forum smurf letters and home smurfing attempts will smurf soon

Manic Panic
Jun 5, 2016

by LadyAmbien
nooner is 5'2 and dignity gamer is 4'11

it really will come down to which one is a bigger whore/easier/compassionate to small pee pees

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Rasta_Al posted:

I thought this was gonna be a thread about Smurfette's gender reassignment surgery.

i heard she was going smurf to smurf which is smurfed up.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I thought it was gonna be she turned out to be a huge dyke and the smurfs went extinct but yours is cool too.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:




smurf you very much

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
*ew, this cum is blue* :smith:

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
I can't smurflieve it!

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
im smurf

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

this is nothing compared to that snork serial killer they caught a few months ago, they say he cut his victims snorks off and snorked them up their snorks while snorking in their faces














edit:snork

free hubcaps fucked around with this message at 23:45 on Jun 5, 2016

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Seems like everyone's getting smurfed these days. Real smurfed up.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

hope this piece of smurf gets the smurf penalty

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

this never would have happened if she smurfed a smurf

Hrist
Feb 21, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
Smurfed 1

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Thanks Osmurfa

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
Un-smurfing-besmurfable.

my smurf goes out to smurfette in her time of smurf

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Parallax Scroll posted:

smurfed up if true

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
Wait'll the smurf community hears about this!

E: oh, wait, I guess they already did. That's what that news report was.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
ruh oh, now that is a reason to hate mondays, huh snarf?

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



suck my god drat smurfs, op

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

That strange guy
Dec 14, 2014

It's not strange if we never mention it again.
Oh my smurf somesmurf just smurfed a hummingbird into the world smurf center!



Watch Papa Smurf start a war.

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
smurf my drat smurfs

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
son of a bitch, business gorillas

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Uh, smurfs lay eggs.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Shoot this thread before it spreads to reddit.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
why the gently caress would papa smurf be a detective

they already have a detective smurf



i swear you are smurfing my last smurf

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Surfed in the face

Smore

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015
Merry Smurfmas

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

Parallax Scroll posted:

smurfed up if true

:five: End thread.

Martin Luther Kink
Oct 17, 2004
Barroom Hero
smurfs knew

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Illavick
Sep 15, 2012

WHENA MINA RENA VATIVE
why did all the smurfs rape smurfette?

because they had blue balls

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